Do you guys know any other meme brands I should buy foods from? That's right I'm falling for the natural organic graphic design hipster brand memes!
Here's what I got so far:
Screamin' Sicilian Pizza
Ricola Lozenges
Justin's Nut Butters
Death Wish Coffee
Dandies Marshmallows
Epic Bars/Jerky
Clif/Luna Bars
KIND Bars
Siggi's Skyr (Yogurt)
>>9302449
Halo Top
>clif
>energy bars that don't taste like synthetic ass are a meme
>>9302449
>Collecting beer bottles
>fake cooking hat
>granite counter top
>glass top stove
Could this guy be any more of a tool?
For me it is pho, the best asian noodle soup
>>9302425
Tried it at a few different places, is the broth supposed to be close to flavorless?
>>9302425
>pretending to enjoy vietcong dishwater noodles
You need to stop. It's a crude poverty meal. Even the Vietnamese will tell you that. It isn't meant to be delicious, it's meant to be sustaining.
>>9302443
Yeah all the flavor is on the side, jackass. That's why you add it in.
What cheese is best /ck/?
What cheese is worst?
>>9300050
>What cheese is best /ck/?
swiss
>What cheese is worst?
blue cheese and american """cheese"""
>>9300050
Best: chedder
Worst: Rock Fort
>>9300050
That depends on its application.
Pizza either cheddar or mozzarella
Salads either goats cheese or halloumi
Crackers, brie for me
what is the best pasta and why is it farfalle?
>>9297043
Hell of a good pasta for alfredo in my opinion.
I know it's supposed to be tubes for red sauce and straight noodles for white, but I really like a farfalle alfredo.
>>9297043
Penne is my go-to. I like the thicker pasta, it's more satisfying and has more tooth to it.
>>9297043
Sagnarelli
>want another /ck/ meetup
>remember the last meetup with the cum brownies and the toenail goulash and immediately squash that idea
>>9295636
Great thread OP, 10/10
>>9295636
The next one can be at my house because I'm too afraid to leave and still want to enjoy company.
>>9295640
Fuck off, retard.
ITT: """Hot""" sauces with literally zero heat.
ITT: 14 year old girls misuse literally
>>9293294
Sriracha but I still like it.
>>9293294
>LITERALLY
Aw hells naw its that friggin dickered cat guy postin food & cookin on my McChicken board again reeeeeeeee
this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, drink-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread
last thread >>9180370
>https://youtu.be/yfP7qK0khuQ
>it's a "my parents own a successful business" thread
ok so just noticed this, probs not gonna use this chinese "flavor" trickery
If I PayPal you five bucks will you mail me some of your cat's shit logs so I can use them in a future cook-along
Welcome to the /ck/ challenge: POTATOES.
>MASH 'EM, BOIL 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW
That's right: POTATOES.
What does that mean? Well, if you can't figure this shit out you should probably stay away from the knives.
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Dishes will be scored on the following areas, so keep that in mind.
-Presentation: The appearance of items on the plate; plating skills
-Originality: Creativity in composing the dish
-Appeal: How appetizing the food looks/whether or not the dish appeals to your personal taste as a voter
-Challenge Goals: How closely the entry followed the challenge goal(s)
The distinction between Presentation and Appeal: If someone submits an artfully arranged but burnt steak as an entry, it may score high in Presentation but low in appeal.
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Suggest themes for next month in this thread and during the voting period a strawpoll will be set up to vote for five suggestions chosen by a maniac that none of you have ever met.
>me
Thanks in advance you glorious glory thing glories.
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Remember people, timestamp and unique identifiers. Stop forgetting damn you.
Results of last month will be posted soon, so keep your eyes open.
>>9245992
For me, it's the McChicken
>>9245992
/ck/ Challange 07/17 results.
Cold Main Dish Edition.
1st place: Mamushka Doll @ 16.09/20
2nd place: Birdskull @ 15.55/20
3rd place: Shake-kun @ 15.32/20
4th place: Georgiafag @ 14.64/20
5th place: Franz Liszt @ 14.50/20
6th place: Snowman @ 14.45/20
7th place: Akabeko @ 13.91/20
8th place: GradSchoolGuy @ 12.55/20
9th place: Toys @ 12.09/20
9th place: Webmfag @ 12.09/20
10th place: Toothpick @ 11.91/20
11th place: Spice Jar @ 10.73/20
12th place: Ya Dingus @ 8.18/20
Oh shit...
>>9308762
...I "ironically" follow a person who believes Sandy Hook was a false flag attack and that the murder that just occurred in Virginia is a Jewish conspiracy, but hey, us /sip/ boys amirite
>>9308762
I just run energy drinks through his water filters and I'm fine.
>>9308762
>Everyone that works in IT is a drug addict waiting to happen
lol okay Alex
If millions of dollars somehow fell into your lap and you were set for life, how would it affect your eating habits? Would you use the spare time and money to up your cooking game, or perhaps give up cooking altogether?
Probably, yeah.
i'd eat more fancy salads.
I would eat far more expensive but low calorie things like salads and different vegetables. Cheap veggies like squash and the like are just awful and I can't justify spending how i want for peppers and cucumbers all day.
How do I order a philly cheese steak?
>>9307744
Go to somewhere that sells philly cheese steak.
>i'll have one philly cheese steak please.
hi can i please order a philly cheesesteak
can i please get x toppings
no drink thank you
have a nice day
then go home and kill yourself
"Ayyyy yo, gimme a Philly."
>>9307294
it's cold
What's the best way to expose yourself to foods outside your culture or even family experience, and become more well rounded?
I've tried obscure dishes from my family in the South, I've eaten at extremely high scale restaurants, I ate fresh whale once... But I don't know how I'd order meats from a deli or learn what should be good. I couldn't go to a Lebanese restaurant and figure out what should be good on the menu. No one ever taught me these things, and I don't know who would.
How do you learn these things and experience more?
>>9307252
Travel and/or make friends from other parts of the world.
>>9307252
>Go to restaurant with good reviews.
>When asked by waiter what you want, ask what's recommended.
Repeat ad infinitum.
>>9307252
it's a gamble
>tfw picky eater
>tfw every night I cook something I want to learn to like, spend 30 minutes to an hour making dinner, don't like what I make, and then throw it out and heat up something in the microwave
it fucking sucks bros
hmm, have you tried not being 5 years old?
>>9307238
I try man but I gag on it.
>>9307240
That must be one HUNG 5 year old.