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Please don't say melon or orange slices or coffee

>>7571314
>I HAVE TO COOK THIS PORK RIB THING

Do you have a gun to your head? Are you ok anon?

As for the spices in >>7571319 use the paprika, garllic powder, onion powder, cayenne, oregano, salt and black pepper. Mix together and literally rub on the meat. You can add some brown sugar to it if you would like as well.

Not an authentic memphis rub but it would do nicely

>>7571314
If it's your first time, I'd actually suggest not to combine your own spices. Go to a grocery store and find a premade rib-rub that you can use.
My favorite is Famous Daves rib rub or Wee Willie's rub (its more local tho).

This way, you can get an idea of how a rub should taste in general.

Oh right, I forgot this board is about fast food, instant noodles, and alcohol

>what was I thinking

>recipes

I have techniques, flavor profiles, and ingredients.

The few dishes I make the same way every time I have memorized.

I story timed my family cookbook on here a couple years ago. I could try and find it in the archive.

>>7570929
>your dumb ass

Whatever happened to "The customer is king"?

>>7570929
>when a customer asks for you too scoop out the insides of a bagel and toast it
>tfw you have to mangle a freshly baked bagel

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>>7570929
get a job that a stoned 15 year old can't do and maybe the work environment won't suck OP.

...you are probably too useless for any kind of skilled labor desu so enjoy your dead end job/life. now go make me my food you fuckin pleb.

In a Mac n cheese would be pretty nice. I make smoked Gouda Mac quite often and I love it. Make sure to use some milder cheeses or the smoky taste can overpower the dish.

>>7570791
had a bit more cut in slices with some slices of slami and pepperoni, mmm delicious

not got any macaroni, I assume you can make it with any pasta? boil the pasta till cooked, drain, then back in pan and mix in the cheese over a low heat?

>>7570797
Look up how to make a bechamel/Mornay sauce. Boil the pasta and add the cheesy bechamel to it. It needs more liquid than just pasta + cheese can provide.

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It depends on if the flavor change is noticeable.
Yes they can be genuine

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Apart from parmesan cheese (wood filler, anyone?) I don't really care where foods are made.

>be me
>work in italian restaurant
>owner serves second best of everything
second best parmesan cheese
second best olive oil
>customers can't tell the difference
>owner saves a lot of money

>>7570292
hell, he could probably serve the second worst of everything and at least 65% wouldn't notice

>>7570182
yeah same. every single homemade mac n cheese ive had was dry as a motherfucker and mostly bland

/ck/ will bully me, but i think you should use a mix of processed cheese (e.g. velveeta) and real cheddar. like 50/50.

velveeta makes everything smooth and silky. real cheese for the flavor and richness.

that looks like it was made with an evaporated milk sauce. or possibly cheese whiz.

>>7570198
add mustard and more cheese, and parmesan or asiago, and use less noodles if it's dry.

>>7569970
Italians used to take their pasta more seriously. They used to make it fresh often and demand it be fresh in restaurants. Now many of them boil dried Barilla or some other such shit. In certain regions though, you'll still find that they're pretty serious about their pasta.

futurist italians take pasta VERY seriously.

the others are just so familiar with it i would imagine they take it for granted. but when they see other people fuck it up it annoys them.

and the whole 'al dente' thing is just fetishised by people into restaurant culture, it is not a particularly italian thing, everyone likes texture in their food.

>>7570043

Why the fuck are you even making this shit up? This isn't reddit eith upboats and other general faggotry. Pasta has always been mostly dried because it has a very long shelf life and it was important, ask any Italian what kind of pasta they prefer and the answer will always be dried and it's been like that for centuries.

>>7569969
And hell, you get the cuisine of your home country

Uruguay, Japan.

>>7569969
Italian: Delicious cured meats, excellent cheeses, awesome pasta, good meat dishes too.

Indian: 30 types of bread, best vegetarian dishes, nice variety. Less poo if I make it myself.

kraft macaroni and cheese garnished with cheezit crumbs

>>7568691
french onion soup. or just caramelize onions in that bitch and deglaze it with white wine and make a beurre blanc with that

I don't like pans with the rivets or whatever from the handle on the inside like that.

16 hour-later bump

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>>7565981
I work a lot in Afghanistan. The bases over there are like 50% populated by people from India and Nepal.

I eat so much damned Indian food for like 3 or 6 months at a time, but the time I get back on US soil its nice to just have something simple like a BLT. All their stuff is sooo heavily spiced. They always have the best tea though.

>>7568004
I hear that. I love Indian food, but I couldn't eat it more than once a week.
You need to mix up the bland with the flavoursome.
That said, in India, street food like grilled corn-on-the-cob, bhatura/bhatoora, and poppadom and popular, from what I can gather.

I could eat Turkish food all day, though -- it's like a perfect bridge between Indian and European cuisine -- not as complex as Indian in terms of spices, so you can taste individual ingredients. Also, it's never overly spiced. Sometimes it's a bit too greasy, but I just drain it off or use a few napkins.
The Spanish and Turkish love their oil.

>>7569603
Lack of formal procedural employment procedures, high turnover rate.

>>7569607
Yea I remember he just walked away from at least a couple jobs and he'd have another job in a few days. He says he would just go to a restaurant and prove he could do shit and they would hire him.

>>7569603
My first job was at a restaurant I wasn't always a heavy smoker or drinker since I started working in a restaurant at times it can get stressful due to stupid customers and shitty waitresses. I normally smoke a joint after my shift to get me though my day and once I'm done I go to a bar or one of my friends house have a few drinks and repeat.

>>7569568
brazilian steak house?

>>7569587
I fucking hope so.

If OP is talking about going to Golden Corral or Country Buffet, I'm going to feel bad.

>>7569587
kek. I went to one of those and literally had to let somebody drive my car home. I wasn't drunk either, just incapacitated.

>>7569546
i keep that around actually. It's the only instant I would drink

>>7569546

the 100% colombian is pretty good for instant. too bad they only sell it in the large boxes of single packets.

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>>7569580

Should have manned up and said it was for you.

Who gives a shit if they are grossed out? Say you wanted to see if it was any good.

>>7569505
jesus christ how much mayo do you think you fucking need you shit head? theres more in there than meat!

>>7569505
Subway is disgusting as a regular sandwich. This is just torture.

>>7569318
Lemonade. Add vodka. Use homemade simple syrup

The extras rub in your eyes.

Pics of lemons please.

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>>7569339
i don't drink tho
lemonade could work

and you dirty bird, here

Lemon bars, lemon meringue pie, candied lemon peels, lemon marmalade, avgolemeno soup.