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>>7587447
What exactly are you asking, OP? You working with dry beans or canned?

If they're canned the microwave will work fine to reheat them. If you have dry beans it's going to be impractical since they have a very long cooking time.

>>7587458
No.

If theyre dried beans you can soak them in cold/room temp water in a container overnight to rehydrate them. Then you can use them in either of your appliances.

You can also braise dry beans, op. But you'll have to let them cook for quite some time, so soaking them is better for your situation.

Sorry things are tough currently. Life will only get worse until we embrace the void.

>>7587465

Even soaked beans take a very long time to cook compared to the duty cycle of a microwave.

Chili and rice with sharp cheddar and raw white onion.

>>7587432
I personally enjoy either
>shitty hotdogs made from onion cheese cheap frankfurters and hotdog buns microwaved and covered with mayo ketchup and american mustard
>boiled macaroni with cheese melted ontop of them covered with a lot of fresh ground pepper and lots of ketchup

this is my sadness food

>>7587432
>comfort food

Fuck off

>>7587406
What do you like?

Drink enough tea and your will possess a "bomb-ass."

>>7587406
Tazo Awake English Breakfast, good for builders tea or iced.

Whichever species considers you a snack.

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>>7587407
that'd be your mum

Eggplant and spinach imo

>>7587346
You deserve to get castrated.

Proper bechamel not the weird ricotta mix American sometimes do

It's easier to get whiskey drunk than wine drunk because you can drink more volume of whiskey in the same time span than beer

Drunk is drunk at the end of the day but you get certainly get shit faced much faster with a bottle of whiskey than you can with a case of beer.

If you consume whiskey faster than beer you get to a new level of drunk much quicker.

It's mostly a question of speed like the other guy said, and hydration which is somewhat related

I dunno if you kids know the phrase "set and setting" but it used to be a key concept when abusing chemicals back in my day, and it's true of alcohol too.

People tend to assume the mood of whatever they associate the drink with. Retards associate tequila with binge drinking and irresponsible behavior, they associate wine with romanticism, and so on. So their mood when drunk is influenced by their expectation of the experience, not to mention the actual physical setting itself.

A lot of ink has been spilled over the supposed effects of trace chemicals in each beverage, the importance of this is severely overstated.

>>7587321
Beverages with different apv being drunk in different ways at different speeds.

Also the preconceived notions people have about different drinks. Placebo is one hell of a drug.

>>7587273
>mayo for a white boi?
>mayo
>white boi

Will you guys cut the memes?>>>/pol/ is this way-->

>>7587281

Afraid of the truth?

>>7587273
Why is your bread perfectly square?

You can trim the vines. Nothing's gonna happen.

And question two.

I have to use an electric smoker, because we can't have open fire grills or smokers in my rental.
It's a Brinkman, and while I've gotten very good at using it, I usually only do one kind of meat at a time, mainly because you have to have one piece of meat stacked above the other on a separate rack. Next weekend, I want to smoke both pulled pork and pastrami.
I'm assuming the pork should be on the bottom, and the pastrami on top, or will the cured juices from the pastrami ruin my pulled pork?

It's my birthday today, what should I buy for lunch or dinner?

>>7587090
cuba libres

Lots of beans, lots of rice. The food tends to be pretty mellow, almost bland.

>>7587090
Rice, beans, plantains. Little green veggies, lots of fruits. Most animal protein is pork, chicken and fish, but still scarce.

>>7587060
Stir fry or tempura works well

There's a cooking with dog recipe about these, you mix a spiced ground beef filling, sandwich it between two rounds,bread them and fry them I believe
Great beer snacks, I'll find the vid

>>7587060
It's meme food stay away

Who the fuck drinks milk?

>>7587042
What do you put in your black tea?

>>7587050
Nothing

>choose recipe
>omit tomato puree
>when done, add tomato puree one tablespoon at a time until desired tomatoiness is achieved

Be your own foundation, anon.

>>7586974
I'm wondering what recipe you are following.

Here in Britain, our definition of Puree, Paste, Passata, sauce, is different to America.

You offset Tomatoes with sugar, you know that right? . .. for a CTM - I would be tempted to use sweetened condensed milk.

>>7586974
Are you using concentrated tomato pure paste when the recipe calls for pasata?

>>7586837
>tfw I ate 10 of those one time in elementary school and they kept piling on

Best day ever.

>>7586837

muhh diikkk. Post more

They have those giant bomb ones at the gas station by me 2 for a dollar. I stocked up because I'm so broke and beans keep me so full. I always pocket a few of their hot sauces by the nachos

>4 day bender
>Did not do a 3 day bender with a day off to rest

Perhaps I am naive but...why? I'd honestly call in sick if I were you. Stay hydrated and nourished. Hope you can keep food down.

>>7586694
>Did not do a 3 day bender with a day off to rest

I honestly forgot I had to work. Had a 6 day vacation and lost track of what day it was

call in sick.
Less chance of losing your job

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>>7586494
Onions and mushrooms is my favourite risotto. No cheese though.

>>7586494
Asparagus

Pork chops and Apple Jacks