>prepare dinner for sister and her boyfriend
>boyfriend claims that the steak is "the best he's ever fucking had", I think that's flattering
>I'm glad I pulled everything off, the shrimp was nice too
>insists I go into culinary school
>unsure because it seems like a really shitty time
>currently a retarded idiot NEET with a net worth of at least negative 10K
>can still go back to college
Thoughts?
>>7589518
Go back to college, you can cook for your friends and family, who you'll have around since you won't be doing coke and drinking until 5am with a bunch of ex cons.
>>7589537
Sounds about right.
>>7589518
Just get a job in a kitchen while you're in college. That way you'll learn some skills you can use in your home cooking once you graduate and get a better job.
ATTN!!!! GHOST PEPPER FRIES ARE BACK AT WENDY'S.. THIS POST NEEDS TO BE STICKY!!! LIMITED TIME
Nice, those were tasty. Do they have the ghost pepper chicken sandwich again too?
Those were actually pretty decent BUT NOT FUCKING SPICY WENDY'S
fuck "fast food spicy"
ya'll are pansy ass bitches.
how are eat them ?
with spoon ?
Sell me on Cast Iron Skillets. I don't understand the appeal. Is this shit just a meme? Should I buy one? How is it different than a $25 walmart skillet? What can it do that mine cant?
Sell me on it.
>>7589361
I mean if I cook eggs on it, do I have to use Pam?
>>7589369
Can I do steak on it? How about chicken? What the fuck do I do with it? How do I justify spending money on one? My $25 walmart one does all these things just fine.
>>7589373
Also I read you don't have to clean it and that the shit that builds up adds flavor? What's the deal, man?
Need some shitty food pictures.
>>7589360
So a Polish food thread?
These threads really belong on /b/.
It's all just reposts of the same images that have been around forever.
Are they the only cuisine in Europe that matters?
whats the joke here?
im german and i really dislike our local cuisine except for maybe
>schnitzel
>döner
>curry wurst
>schäufele
>krautweckla
it's all just brown goop usually and the sauerbraten leaves lots of meat between my teeth so i dont like it a lot
also knödel arent very good
>>7589296
No, but FUCK YEAH IT'S AWESOME FOOD.
It's not the only great food in Euroville, but it's damn fucking straight up delicious.
>>7589332
Where do you live?
im a fatass so yeah
>>7589205
fuck right off, in this in Canada?
>>7589433
>flavor
don't think so m8
Does diet soda still give you diabeetus /ck/?
>>7589034
I dont know anything about that. But what I can tell you is that I am no friend of artificial sweeteners. For example when I take a standard no-sugar chewing gum the first sensation I get is thirst. Strong thirst, no matter if I just drank 1 liter of water. It's from the sweetener. This cannot be healthy.
>>7589034
>diet soda
If you really want to diet, cut it out entirely. I lost 10 pounds from quitting soda alone. No exercise, no dietary restrictions, nothing.
It gives you cancer nowadays because of aspartame tinfoil hattery
The other one is that it tastes sweet or encourages candida overgrowth so makes you crave sweet foods or some bullshit
In reality the only thing you should be concerned about is regular consumption of phosphoric acid which might damage your teeth, otherwise it's literally flavoured water
I used to always think that lentils were a weird eastern European food for poverty stricken communists to eat like beets, but I recently tried making some in a stew with potatoes and carrots and they were fucking great
what are some other based lentils recipes?
>>7588980
What do you have against sweet juicy beets? Are you some kind of a chinese?
>>7589006
I've never had any before, but I assume they just taste like watery red potatoes or something with a slight hint of sweetness.
>>7588980
Lentils with onion, chorizo, and bacon are really good.
Been introducing more beans and lentils into my diet in replacement of meat and I simply cannot stop farting. I've eaten beans and lentils before but they've never done this much damage to my anus. What the fuck lads how do I get relief?
you don't. just relax and try to enjoy it. it will only hurt if you fight back.
and you should apply one of pic related.
>>7588961
Why would you WANT to not fart like a demented retard? It feels amazing.
>>7588984
Do I add the soda at the beginning or near the end of the boiling process? It usually takes ~hour for them to get tender in my experience.
About to make some crepes :) what should I put in them?
>>7588945
Nutella and bananas is my go-to filling. Maybe drizzle some sweetened condensed milk over it too.
>>7588945
Whipped cream and orange marmalade. I dare you.
>>7588945
lemon juice and sugar
What's the worst restaurant you've ever eaten at?
For me, it's far and wide Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville in Niagara Falls. The whole place reeked of vomit and there was a 40 something meth addict in stilts making sketchy balloon animals. The margaritas were 12 bucks and piss weak, and the food was literally microwaved chicken on frozen vegetables.
A close second is this dumb chink who just sold me empty won tons in pic related and charged 4 bucks delivery.
>>7588852
>dumb chink who just sold me empty won tons in pic related and charged 4 bucks delivery
who's dumb here?
>>7588871
this.....
>>7588852
>believing a chain meme restaurant like margaritaville would ever be good
You only have yourself to blame OP
So I decided to make a double batch of chocolate chips cookies, but I forgot to double the butter/shortening. So there are only two sticks of butter rather than a cup of butter and a cup of margarine. How fucked am I?
>>7588823
Well.. if you haven't put it in the oven yet, you can add some oil of some sort..
but either way you're probably fine.
bonus points to you if you brush butter all over them when they come out.
Each stick of butter is 1/2 a cup.
>>7588831
I have never heard of this trick. Does it soften them? Thank you :) they are in the oven and seemingly healthy cookies as of right now.
Am i the only one who could eat ''breakfast foods'' all day long? Breakfast, lunch, dinner, night. Is it a little weird?
I'm never hungry in the morning. Am i weird? idk
>>7588789
No, that's pretty common.
I eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
Stupid conventions are stupid.
The one thing that makes no sense to me is eating sweet shit first thing in the morning (french toast, pancakes/waffles with maple syrup, pastries). If I'm going to eat dessert food I'll wait till I'm drunk, not right after I roll out of bed.
Left the Doctor yesterday with less than great news, but not serious.
Go to A&W and get a large Root Beer Float. Been years since I had one of these babies.
Tasty as all get out. Good root beer, soft serve ice cream. What's not to like?
>be american
>get diabetes
>celebrate with ice cream and fizzy drinks
>>7588667
>gets bad news form doctor
"Hey I know! I'll drink 800 calories. What's not to like?!"
I guess you could roast them, but is there any specific way to cook bees?
Insects are best fried
Why kill bees? You'd have to remove the stingers and it's just not worth it
>>7588644
Its hip to cook bees