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2016-05-06 00:54:46 Post No.7642743
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Why do pretentious hipsters pretend to like food that tastes disgusting, like vegetables and "authentic" food, and pretend to hate food that tastes good, like McDonalds and normal food?
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>>7642743
Oh look, yet another tripfag looking for attention. Here, have a (You). Happy?
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>>7642743
It's actually becoming pretentious to exclude yourself from hipsters, congratulations trendsetter.
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>trip
>lazy bait in the OP
>a fucking trip
>stupid picture of actual hipster food
>A FUCKING TRIP
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Where have all the red sticks gone?
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>He doesn't remember the red spreader incident of 2006
Wooo boy, you are in for a tale. I'll give you the rundown.
>Lisa Harris, age 8, is eating a Handi-Snacks™ during snack time at Ridgeview Elementary in Illinois
>David Crocker, age 8, approaches Harris with a toy spider
>Harris is shocked and swallows the spreader, which lodges into her throat
>Harris has her airway obstructed, and the actions of the teacher and other staff were not able to free the spreader before rescue workers arrive
>Harris dies on the way to the hospital
>Harris's family sues Mondelez International for 2.6 Million
>Mondelez discontinues the use of spreader sticks with their snacks
Or, you know, they probably did it because it's a waste of material.
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>>7642601
what a dumb kid. thank god she didn't spread her weakness to the next generation.
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>>7642601
dunkaroos were true inovaters
itt: food you wanna fuck
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any combination of cinnamon, sugar, bread, and icing is shit tier shit.
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>>7642536
plebs need not post
on to your troll threads please
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DUDE SUGAR LMAO
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What food/drink do you think you've consumed the most in your lifetime? (not including water, obviously)
been drinking 24oz of coffee daily since I was 12, so I think it's my most consumed drink.
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Liquor cause I'm a filthy degenerate.
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>>7642427
is it at least quality liquor?
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Beer
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Ok /ck/, i have to prepare cocktail menu for summer season in restaurant where I work.
So far I have
>mojito
>cosmopolitan
>negroni
>espresso Martini
>old fashioned
>long island ice tea
>cuba libre
>whisky sour
Need like 5 more, need to keep them simple, as I will lot of work to do, but something fancier than Tom collins, daiquiri and stuff.
Bonus points for refreshing cocktails and surprising ingredients. Any thoughts?
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>>7642364
white russian with plenty of ice and milk, not cream.
alternatively black russians, but I'm a huge fan of white russians.
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If you're not in the US, make that Zubrowka and apple juice drink and shove a singed stick of cinnamon in to make it look fancy. Don't know if there's a name for that.
Make something up with genever. Just a genever old fashioned maybe, "Older Fashioned" or something.
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>>7642364
Bloody mary
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Seeing as it's Cinco de Mayo, I figure we should have a thread about Tapatio since people will be drenching everything with it today.
So, what are your thoughts on this stuff? Anything you like putting it on? Good or bad, why is Tapatio the most popular hot sauce condiment next to maybe Tobasco?
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>>7642317
Not a fan of Tapatio personally. Tastes too metallic.
I much prefer Valentina Extra Hot. It's just North of mild and is about a buck for a 12oz bottle. Totally worth it.
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>>7642317
Cholula & Cholula Chipotle are GOAT. fuck the rest
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I think Tapatillo is more of a regional thing. Growing up in California, I love it. Moved out east and nobody has ever heard of it.
I think universally #2 is Frank's Red Hot. In the south I see Crystal or Texas Pete a lot.
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What are your favourite sweets, /ck/?
I'm a big fan of pic related at the moment, can't stop eating them
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>>7642397
Yeah they're pretty god tier
I think pic related are my favourite old-timey sweets though
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>>7642271
gotta be revels
I just love variety.
has anybody got some suggestions for sweets that have multiple types in one bag?
obviously I'm already a big fan of roses, celebrations, heroes and the like.
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HONEY should I buy it sempais? 2016-05-05 22:08:43 Post No.7642242
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HONEY should I buy it sempais?
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Thinking of buying some 'made in spain' honey
What do you think about the price?
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pic related
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Anything is good for monopoly money
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My granpa is going to have a feeding tube put in since his throat is fucked and cant process food right anymore.
Apparently in order to feed him I blender up all his pills with some juice boxes and dump it down the funnel.
Can I throw some gravy or vodka in with the juice too or would that hurt him?
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>>7642189
Throw in some cyanide and just let the man go already.
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>>7642227
nice try prison industrial complex.
desu he is 89 so i kitten could probably kill him
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>>7642189
Stick a blunt in there
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Why is it okay to eat beef and pork but not dogs or whales?
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Social conventions.
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Dogs don't have that much meat on them
Whale farming isn't popular yet
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>>7641893
It's OK to eat dogs and whales. Depending on where you live it may require travel.
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Anyone bought his cookbooks? Probably my favourite cook on YouTube.
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I like him, would like a little more production value, but i suppose he sees the books as he main thing
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>>7641944
I actually like the gritty style of his videos. I find he gives very detailed instructions and that's great for an amateur like me. Did you buy his books? Are they good? I'm thinking about getting them.
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His hands are shakey as hell. Makes me wonder if he's an alcoholic.
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Best cheap non-stick pan? 2016-05-05 19:04:34 Post No.7641683
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What is the best cheap non-stick pan? I just need to cook eggs, meat and hash browns
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Whatever you find at your local dollar store or Walmart.
You said cheap, not good.
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Non-stick pans are one of the things you don't want to skimp on. Get a mid-range Tefal pan, it'll stay non-stick for years.
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>>7641691
not unless you take metal utensils to it
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What are some good ways to score some free food that don't involve blowing some gay guy on Craigslist?
This is the best one I heard yet.
You go to the gas station at night, buy something cheap and when they aren't looking you grab some chocolate bars or other small things and throw it in the trash with th empty package, bottle or wathever you havthen you just wait for them to throw out the trash and you open the bag and take the goodies, since they are sealed you just clean them and eat them
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Blow a gay guy on Grindr instead.
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>>7641650
Get food stamps or go to a food bank.
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>>7641650
As opposed to blowing a straight guy, you dumb nigger?
anyone else eat plain spuds? i use to add salt to them but now i just eat them plain. microwaved btw.
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>>7641644
> Doesn't add cheese, butter and baked beans
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>>7641644
Can I ask like...why?
So fucking bland. Are you dieting or purposely cutting your salt intake for health reasons?
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No, you freak.
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I am 21 years old.
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no ketchup?
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>>7641599
Hardcore, but where are your smiley potatoes?
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What is the ranch for?