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Alright boys, i'm starting to get weirded out by myself.

Whenever I blackout drunk I do some really weird shit. Almost every time I go knock/bang on my parents bedroom door , I have no idea why. They tell me in the morning and I have no recollection of it , and have no idea why I would do that. They say I usually just knock on it but last night after knocking the night before, starting violently banging on it. WTF?

Also I checked my internet history, and even though I passed out around 1am, between 3-5am I youtubed some seriously hardcore black death metal shit that I normally would never listen to. the album names are frightening, its even more frightening that i dont remember any of this and cant understand why i did any of this shit

anyone else do weird shit when they black out?

>>7675832
piss everywhere

>>7675843

yea that happens to me as well, it doesnt weird me out nearly as much as this other shit though.

i feel like im being possessed

Eggs
Oats
Milk
Whey Protien
Chicken

chicken breast
chuck roast
potatoes
onions
rice

>>7673490
/fit/ plz leave

Me obviously, because forever alone.

Girlfriends don't exist.

It's just some bullshit made up by the media to make things more profitable.

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>>7668088
this

>>7679972

Yes. Produce, meat, dairy, cheap wine.. everything an adult would need.

I think it's better for booze and snacks than full-on grocery shopping.

>Is Trader Joe's worth shopping at?

Not if your town already has an ethnic grocery store or two that have cheaper meat and produce.

Trader Joe's is for flyovers that don't have them.

>>7679262
Did the restaurant provide the chairs or did people bring them?

>>7679279
It's a hipster restaurant the owner has everyone bring they're on tables and chairs if you don't bring a table you sit on the floor. It's pretty cool

>>7679262
Why don't they just make a reservation before they go?

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>angry about milk
>doesn't have pure white skin and can't process dairy
pick two

>>7676988
No one can process dairy efficiently

>>7677018
I process it more efficiently than half the crap the average first world citizen eats.

Ausposters go.

I don't have a fucking partner you stupid piece of shit. Fuck off back to facebook or reddit or twitter or instagram or anywhere else but here you faggot. We don't want shit threads like these clogging up this board. Oh wow, you have a girlfriend, how amazing! Do you want a fucking medal or something? Nobody gives a shit how many times you fuck her every day and how wonderful your relationship is. We don't give a fuck. You need to stay in your normie containment zone you dumb fucker.

>>7681346
Why don't you get a job and be in bed like you should

>>7675510
OHIO
H
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Fuck off black hole state.

>>7675510
I've never had this shit but it's based and haters can just go kill themselves.

>>7675510
Depression era trash. You can redeem bad chili to some degree by putting it on cheap hot dogs, but putting it on overcooked spaghetti with a mountain of shit quality cheese doesn't cut it.

I was all excited to try this when I first visited Cincinnati, and couldn't believe people crowed about something so awful. It's not as bad as an Italian Beef sandwich in Chicago, but it's pretty fucking close.

>>7674775
Never bake myself, waste of caloric budgeting. I think women bake because there is less room for expirimentation, while still letting them indulge with visual creativity.

>tl:dr baking is for weak minded, also known as women

>>7674775
As a bachelorfag, I cook because I have to and I make things that will get me through the day. I can't really make a dinner out of brownies or cake so I don't make them.

I bake all the time, because I'm a fat fuck who likes sugar and likes sharing sugar with other people.

Thing is baked goods are completely nutritionally void beyond their calories and are effectively poison.

>>7676810
I skipped breakfast, co/ck/su/ck/er motherfu/ck/er

>>7676837
i usually do skip a nice breakfast


that being said, my day normally goes better when i have a nice big breakfast. for the short time i did do a good breakfast every day for a month, i swear i felt healthier and thinner.

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you dont know what you are talking about do you

>>767615
no
>>7676161
no
>>7676371
no
>>7676375
no

>>7676382
yes

Ask me again later

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>>7675697
Morons will buy anything the media tells them to

>as you can see by my diet of exclusively Great Value dried beans and canola oil, and my kitchen consisting of a hot plate and a lodge pan and a $6 ginsu knife I fished out of a dumpster, I'm a better cook than you spoiled trust fund babies
Whatever you need to tell yourself to get you though the week, anon

>>7675805
i'm not saying you should use a rusty railroad spike to cut your chicken but desu there's a limit on how useful a knife from space can be compare to it's cost

I just realized I'll be able to bring spices with me, so at least there's that.

but I also won't be able to store or bring any food or cold ingredients
this job pays ok but not THAT well so I wanna be efficient with it

I think the bigger problem here is the lack of a sink. I guess unless you want to clean your shit in the shower.

>>7674199
>clean your shit in the shower
Shit, I could just lay 'em all in the bathtub and let the shower do all the work for me. I'm sure those drains have seen worse.

Yes

Unless of course that milk is almond, rice, hemp, soy, etc.

Animal milk is not meant for human consumption. It is an anti-nutrient. It actually drains calcium for our bones

Humans cannot properly digest animal proteins, fats, acids, and dietary cholesterol

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>>7670588

>>7670598
>Humans cannot properly digest animal proteins, fats, acids, and dietary cholesterol
i've been eating all of these things all my life. define properly digest

I honestly prefer to get chirashidon instead
Lets you try a good variety of fish without the price

Anything as long as it has that spicy green paste

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Hamachi belly is the greatest nigiri of all time