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Is Five Guys really the best Americans can do? 2016-05-30 14:24:02 Post No.7729113
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Is Five Guys really the best Americans can do?
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2016-05-30 14:24:02
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Me and the bf were curious as to rotw's favourite burger so we went down to the shopping centre to the Five Guys Burger's and Chips. He had the quintessential bacon double cheeseburger and I had the little bacon burger, we also had a small order of hot chips between us.
We were both underwhelmed to say the least at the quality of the burger. Tomatoes were mealy/floury, lettuce was fucking iceberg, and the mushrooms were overcooked (well past medium). Additionally, "15 free toppings" is small recompense when the burgers cost between nearly 5 to nearly 9 stinking quid (pic related). Not to mention that whole system slows down the ordering process to a crawl if you're not a regular and/or autist that plans the visit.
At least the chips were decent, just about as good as mum's.
Oh and the peanuts tasted like fucking wood. Five Guys is utter rubbish, avoid at all costs.
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>OH HEY LOOK I'M A BRITBONG I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT FOOD YET I FEEL I CAN LECTURE YANKS ON BURGERS
go eat a toast sandwich
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062073/Toast-sandwich-Short-cash-Have-austerity-lunch--toast-2-slices-bread.html
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It's fast food, of course it sucks
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>Five Guys
>quality
Stupid bong.
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So what does /ck/ think of pic related?
I think they shouldve focused more on the food and a little less on the life of the chef but it's still pretty good
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>>7729063
Pretentious as fuck but I guess many enjoy it like that, you will not find me eating off a table cloth though.
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>>7729069
I agree, a lot of the stuff is a pretentious waste of time but I suppose that's part of how you convince people to spend 500 dollars on one starter
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>>7729072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kGtgBJKyZM
This is literally the only thing i have eaten in the last 3 weeks
Am i like gonna die ir something?
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>>7728920
In the long run, yes.
For now, no.
But I know a guy that had a heart attack at age 30 because of that life style. And a girl I knew died in her sleep because of potassium deficiency in her late twenties.
So, if you want to be sure, get your blood checked and eat a bit more healthy.
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>>7728931
What the fuck is a deep dish?
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>>7728929
this
Let's hope you drink water too
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When it comes to breakfast, I prefer hot, savoury food.
I cannot stand cereal and even find oats just a fucking chore to eat. I would rather eat toast with nothing but butter. I don't mind pancakes, if made from scratch.
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>>7728871
Cool blog, bro.
Subscribed.
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>>7728871
What about coco pops? how can you not like coco pops?
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When did Marco lose all his credibility?
Was it when he started shilling for Knorr?
Or perhaps when he stated on national television that the perfect way to cook bacon is to microwave it?
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Marco is fucking based. He comes from another era where every chef wasn't desperate to become a celebrity.
Taught Ramsey everything he knows and in 2002, Ramsey turns up to MPW's wedding with a camera crew. As Ramsey is so fond of saying
> Where is your respect
The guy cooks very simple, very honest food and he doesn't take shit from bimbos or feminised men:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7h3PPpK9s4
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>>7728840
>When did Marco lose all his credibility?
He didn't.
Only you /ck/ retards who know fuck all about food think this.
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>>7728840
This guy is a fool.
Marco week on Masterchef Australia is the absolute worst. Acts like he's some sort of deity and acts like a child
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I eat breakfast while browsing 4chan and when I eat oatmeal it can take me an hour to finish a rather big bowl.
Why this?
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>>7728814
Its quite a deep dish.
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>>7728814
The colder and more coagulated it gets, the harder it is to eat?
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>>7728821
Should I put more liquid in it then?
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What foods wont make me smell
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2016-05-30 09:07:51
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I can't eat:
Alliums (onion and garlic)
Fenugreek/cumin/coriander
Anything cooked with oils (I get a rancid smell)
Anything more than a small amount of meat or dairy
Anything more than a small amount of grains
Chickpeas/most legumes
Potato
I literally can smell it in my sweat, my friends can smell what I've eaten in my sweat and general body odour. No one in my family smells like the way I smell. It's not like terrible but it's there without body sprays.
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck do I eat and remain satisfied because "vegan paleo" living seems like shit, I want to eat fish but don't want to smell like that too. I crave fats but I smell bad afterwords.
I'm basically desperate and smelly and tired of it. My ex who I've stayed friends with for years makes fun of me and says "your smell is there but it's not bad, I'm used to it now Stinkybug"
What do I do ( ;.;)
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>>7728552
Let me get this straight. You can't eat
>allium
>oil
>meat
>dairy
>grains
>legumes
>potato
It's okay, you can still eat lettuce and try to get by.
Seriously though, it sounds like you're overly conscious of your body odour. I bet you that nobody out there notices anything off about your smell. Do your best to ignore it and consider starting therapy. I'm not trying to be an asshole here, it's just that if you stop eating all those things you listed, you won't have access to any protein, fats or carbohydrates, and you'll die.
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>>7728591
It's not just in my head, it's literally something everyone who know me says.
I feel like most people are aware of my smell but people don't want to be rude but usually later on people who are around me ask if I wear deodorant (I do, always reapplying) or like if I bathe regularly (I do).
Honestly people can tell I'm not dirty, I think I only get away with it because people take me for a hippy.
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>>7728552
Just eat stuff that smells nice, bro.
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Should I get kfc or mcdonalds?
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are you black or white?
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>>7728507
>buying your food from a fucking clown
>eating processed garbage food literally made for children
>doing this unironically
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>>7728507
Thats a fucking hard decision.
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people who work in the service industry, tell me about your favorite/least favorite regular
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this guy, every single day he comes in and orders a 'go 'za with a 'ke, no 'ce
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>>7728355
Self conscious fatty detected.
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>cook
Even in an open kitchen there's no fucking way I recognize anyone.
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I bought a 2,5lb bag of store brand nuggets and a big bag of french fries.
Cooked in the oven and served with a McDonalds sweet and sour sauce I found in the fridge. It must have been there for a good 4 months. I ate it in bed.
Post your saddest dinners.
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>>7728285
I absolutely love salt, I like how much salt you have on all that food. I bet it was delicious.
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>>7728301
Yeah well, it needed salt to cover up the taste of cardboard and beaks.
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>>7728285
Egg and chips.
Fried egg, frozen chips. It's literally the zero effort, 'shit I forgot to eat dinner because nobody was around to remind me to eat, and now I'm hungry NOW' dinner.
Still tasty, though.
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>Go to meat store
>Teenage girl working there is wiping her nose on apron
>probably sick, face is red and she's sniffling
>Nobody else working
>no plastic gloves
>really want dry pepperonis/sausages at least
>buy a few anyways
>rinsed it with hot water/paper towel when I got home
>wait a few days let it hang dry
did I do the right thing or should I have freaked out about the sick person handling my food?
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>>7728222
you should have fucked her
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>>7728222
You should've blackmailed her.
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>>7728222
You should've blackmailed her into fucking you
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pan pizza > thin crust
there are no substitutes.
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>>7728146
>thin crust
>on a 'za
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>>7728146
>Tfw, Large Pan Za is not the same as personal Pan Za
>That buttery crispy in every bite
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>>7728146
Still not as good as 'go 'za.
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tell us about your most shameful dining experience
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I got into a fistfight with my father on his birthday
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>>7728141
>13 years old
>enjoying ribs at Tony Roma's, the Applebee's of rib joints
>dinner is over
>waitress brings check with the standard round, cheap peppermint candies
>start sucking on one, when brother makes a joke
>laugh, and inhale the mint
>doesn't go down air pipe, thankfully, but lodges itself flat-side down in my esophagus
>can't get it down no matter how hard I try to swallow
>really fucking painful
>waitress keeps bringing water
>she gets tired of refilling my glass and just leaves a pitcher of water
>get the whole pitcher down and the mint still hasn't made progress
>spend the rest of the night in agony until it works its way down
>20 years later, still won't touch hard candy
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>>7728141
>go to mexican restaurant with mom
>waiter comes to table
>she uses a really stereotypical mexican accent
>go to thai restaurant with dad
>waiter comes to table
>he uses a really stereotypical asian accent
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Why is this edgy bourdain faggot keeps traveling to all these 3rd world shitholes nobody gives a damn about??
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>CNN
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>>7728055
>drink a bunch of liquor with people paid to be nice to you
>wow man people really are the same everywhere
>they will all pretend to like me if i give them money
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>>7728055
I've never been able to stand that "edgy bourdain faggot" as you so eloquently put it.
it really does sum up the man quite nicely.
good luck with your thread though.. the last time i made an anti food network celeb thread i got banned. the mods here love to suck the cocks of all celeb "chefs."
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Natural cough suppressants/home made remedies 2016-05-30 04:42:28 Post No.7727906
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Natural cough suppressants/home made remedies
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Natural cough suppressants
Atm drinking a tequila hot toddy, anything else I can try as I try and kick this cough?
General medical food thread while we're at it
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>>7727906
>180 proof moonshine
>honey
>cinnamon
Mix and drink up.
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>>7727917
I think this suppresses a bit more than coughing.
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>>7727919
You only use a shot of the moonshine, so it's not too bad.