Afternoon my /ck/ulinary friends, and happy Sunday. The weekend isn't quite over yet but the onset and dread of Monday is slowly creeping into the back of our minds. No better way to stave that feeling than with some cooking, and today is a treat. I've been wanting to make these buns for a while and finally arsed myself to do it. So come and join me for either a rousing and delicious success, or a failure and only semi-delicious defeat.
Posting live from the kitchen.
That is one good deal on that pork I'm already jelly
Beverage for today is tall bottle of Lost Abbey's Red Ale.
As far as craft beers go it's one of my tops.
>>7751787
Yeah the market I go to usually has crazy good deals on pork and chicken. Their red meat is priced like anywhere else though, you'd be hard pressed to find decent beef at a good price anymore. It's become a rare indulgence for a lot of people, myself included.
We're going to be braising our pork with some diced carrots, shallots and purple garlic, then topping it with the remaining jar of the homemade beef broth we made the other week. It'll go into the oven for a few hours to get nice and tender so we can (hopefully) pull it, or make it as tender as we can.
I was planning on cooking a chicken dish with my mom and she suggested to marinade the chicken. I laughed at her and told her that marinading chicken for more than 0-10 minutes is just a meme. She got pissed. Who is right /ck/?
>>7750210
OP here
nvm I googled it and did my own research
>>7750210
You should show your mum more respect
>>7750218
>mum
you should speak american around here, nanny-boy.
Are insects a meme or do they actually taste good?
Should I get a bag of insects to prank my mates?
please respond
Are "delicacies" memes?
then yes.
>>7749794
Well, I meant it more in a sense that there's a point to eating these other than just being low fat high protein.
Like do they actually taste of anything
>find out it's pronounced "pro-zhoot"
>have been saying "pro-chute-oh" all this time
Why even live?
>>7749480
It's not pronounced either of those ways faggot. Indeed why live.
You're still wrong.
It's pronounced "Parma ham."
I call it "just put it in my mouth already"
Why aren't you grilling out doors right now? What is your excuse?
>>7749031
its fucking raining
I grilled a couple nights ago, and it's been overcast and on and off rain all day.
>>7749031
It's too hot. I'll grill so chicken when the sun starts going down.
What's the big deal with pizza? How many people of us are there in this world that actually don't like it (not counting people who can't because of health issues)?
I NEED TO CONFIRM THIS. Pizza is evil I say,eeevil!
>>7748126
Faggot.
>>7748126
Seriously though, nobody hates pizza. It's something like water or air.
>>7748157
I know a girl who hates pizza. But she's also a militant atheist and general contrarian.
You're on death row about to be executed: What will you request for your last meal?
1 kg of truffles.
an assortment of battered and fried food.
french fries, onion rings, fried chicken, tendies, nuggers, fish sticks, popcorn shrimp, hushpuppies.
>>7742799
peanuts and peanut butter because I have an allergy and might as well see what it tastes like if im going to die anyways.
ITT: post the most absurdly mouth watering picture of food you have with a rating of the previous posters choice
>>7731388
Seafood and cheese, my two most hated foods.
0/10
>>7731391
>picky eaters
>>7731392
Cheese is disgusting.
Ask a guy who works at Chick-fil-A anything.
>>7750040
If I asked you to pleasure me, would it be your pleasure?
>>7750040
Does the seething rage from homosexuals make the chicken taste better?
>>7750041
It most certainly would not, but good one m8, that made me kek
They say it was amazing that humans learned to drink cows' and goats' milk: "I think I'll pull on that animal's dangly things and drink what comes out." What's even more amazing is that they discovered cheese. "Hey, I think I'll eat this solidified and congealed animal fluid that's been sitting here for days growing this blue mold."
>>7746677
my guess is cheese came first.
>>7746701
Yes, though probably in actuality they happened around the same time, they would have transported the milk in bags made from the stomach and etc which coincidentally contain rennet, the enzyme responsible for making cheese. Early cheese was simply the milk shaken up in the stomach bag and then the curds and whey strained out.
I mean, we drink human milk as infants, and we would know pretty quickly that calves drink their mothers milk from those tits, it's not a huge jump to "maybe we can drink it too"
and cheese isn't that gross, we don't think it's gross because it's full of bacteria (in the case of blue cheese, also fungus) that don't harm us and out-compete bacteria and other microbes that would harm us. Most likely people just left milk out, because where else would you put it, and often it turns into curds and whey and our ancestors saw it and learned that it was edible and doesn't go bad very quickly so it became a good way to store the nutrients of milk over the course of months. remember that humans have had similar amounts of intelligence as modern humans for tens of thousands of years, and most of our advancement has been knowledge/culture/technology based since, not biology based.
My roommate and I are having an argument. Hopefully you can solve it?
What is the best pizza topping combo /ck/? (maximum 5 toppings, we aren't millionaires!)
I like ham and pineapple. If it's a special pizza, I sometimes change it up with added mushrooms, but H&P is my go-to.
>>7740586
banana pepper
pineapple
anchovies
ground beef
spinach
>italian beef (italian beef slices and giardineria)
>bacon, jalapeno, pineapple
>white sauce, chicken, onions, mushrooms
Highly recommend the first, it's never on the menu, but if they sell Italian beef sandwiches, then they can usually swing it.
Pepperoni, black olives, fresh tomato slices, anchovies.
Do you cut the root off of your garlic clove or do you not give a shit?
My roommate thought I was being picky for removing it. Am I a dandy or is he a philistine?
>>7740793
I would move out if I was you. The guy's obviously an idiot.
It's course and it's exposed. Leaving it on is dumb.
>>7740793
well normally when I need minced garlic I cut it like pic related and then cut across, stopping just before that part.
so i'unno
Sup /sp/ here. I am tired of getting raped in the ass by stadium beer prices so I am thinking of taking a growler with me to funnel beer and chug in the parking lot before the game.
Would the beer get all fucked up if I put it in the trunk of my car. Would I get ass fucked if I cop pulled me over and found the growler full of beer in the trunk?
>>7735829
I live in the desert and I dont think meme binoculars would keep shit cold very well. Also I think a growler would pass as a normal water bottle very well but I think a cop would fuck with me if he saw me drinking from binoculars
Just bring a water bottle full of vodka.
>growler
>chug
>parking lot
>trunk
translation please.
Webm thread?
>>7748594
This... this is not food.
>>7748594
wait...
WHAT
What does ck think of this man?
massive cuck
one trick pony as far his restaurants are concerned. amusing TV shows though, before he became meme.
His shows are pretty boring to be honest.