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>cut up thin slices of cucumber
>get cayenne pepper powder (or whatever Mexicans use) and sprinkle over cucumber slices
>juice lime over it
>serve

>>7760261
punch him in face
call police for tresspassing

I dictate everything I'm doing in a really weird, uptalky cadence.

>>7751142
>Make coffee
>Add ice

Do you live in a shithole where only restaurants have access to ice?

I freeze my leftover coffee in an ice cube tray
My favorite trick for making it quick is to make double strength coffee (2 tbsp per 6 oz water), mix it with sugar and creme, or condensed milk, or flavored creamer, whatever, then stir in the ice and immediately shove it in the fridge. It usually chills in 5 mins without melting all the way

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I use hand-cut artisanal ice cubes.

I wonder if a sweet kind of jam would go well together with some cheese? Fruit and cheese together is pretty good already.

>>7759272
How pickled vegetables or fruit and sliced meat?

Tuna (with onions, mayo, salt, pepper, and diced celery)

>>7757921
Popeyes is better.
Unless the monkeys in the back are 100% retard. Which happens.

>>7757921
Neither "make" chickens

I prefer Popeyes
But every once in a while I'll opt for KFC instead

No, grow up

Are 12 or a fat, middle aged housewife?

Good chocolate > Shitty Chocolate
Doesn't matter how dark or milky a chocolate is, if it' shit quality chocolate, it's shit, period

A lot of people with poor understanding of chocolate have incorrect ideas about whether dark is better than milk, based on their limited exposure to high quality chocolate

Protip: if your idea of good chocolate is lindt, your opinions are automatically invalid

>>7743126
Try cooking your own food, you lazy slob.

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If I was EVER served this I'd push it onto the floor.

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Here's a good example.

Whenever I get served stuff like this, I just take it home and put it in the bin.

>>7758324
Are you new here? People here get pissy arguing over the best fast foods while trying to push terrible memes.

>>7758324
>constant 'go 'za shitposting
>fast food shilling
>"Why does (country) do (thing I don't like)?"
>not cancer"
Everyone on this board should be global permabanned tbqh

It's not comfy

>>7751832
Ok first of all
>buggy

Faggot.

Second, they are stopping the AmEx exclusivity this month.

>>7751832
Something like that happened to me a few years ago at whole foods, I can't remember why but I had taken my credit cards out of my wallet for some reason (might have been to scan them into my google wallet) and I only had something like $30 in cash which was enough for like three things

I said I'd be back (at the time I honestly kind of believed somehow that I'd come back), but then I got lazy and didn't

Never had anything like that happen to me, because I'm smart enough to ensure shit will work before I do it.

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First I made a piece of paper for my cake pan (pie pan) and set the oven to preheat to 350

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Buttered the pan and paper (on both sides) generously and sprinkled some flour on

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Melting 4.5 oz of chocolate. I think I will use a little extra.

>hot oil is less dangerous than a knife

Anyone who knows how to properly use a knife can chop shit blindfolded. Even people who've been doing it for years still get the occasional burn when deep frying shit.

>>7752347
How blind is she? If she is 100% then she may not be much good other than helping to stir or mix.

The least dangerous idea is probably baking, only using an oven. Making some brownies shouldn't involve many sharp objects or accidentally touchable heat sources.

>>7753952
Cuties are easy to peel. Try thouse.

>>7753952
it's not a shit fruit, you are using it incorrectly, even its skin is great in certain dishes, please fuck off.

>>7753952
You're quite the faggot, aren't you?

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"no"

>>7750977
there is no difference between $10 bottle of vodka and $40 bottle of vodka in the effect it has on your body

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I get a pint of this every morning

>work in the mall when I was college
>all typical food court shit
>bbq place opens up for some reason
>get pulled pork sandwich
>it's awful and cloying, tastes like ketchup
>month or two later, decide to try them again
>order ribs
>tastes like it was from a slowcooker, same ketchup cloying taste

I like to give places chances, but that place did not deserve my second time. They closed a few months later because the mallrats preferred the shitty teriyaki place and McD's instead.

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>the b-big d-dick burger
Holy shit i keked
But on topic
>Shit indian restraunt they served pizza and burgers too but always tried to claim authenticity
>Open for a year closed down due to sanitation issues
>COULDN'T KEEP POO IN THE LOO
>also the food wasn't good to begin with and was very overpriced
Captcha looks like it has shit in it

>like a restaurant
>it closes in a year

>dislike a restaurant and think the food is terrible
>restaurant still open and has been for 5 years

Just what the fuck.

>>7752788
I just love a 'go 'op 'rn.

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>>7752797

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mandatory