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How does one cook sausage in a pan?
I end up slicing them open to make the meat cook inside but I have to believe that there's a better way.
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i usually put water in the pan. you can even fill it so the sausage is like 1/4 in water.
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>>7745498
Boil it then fry it.
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>>7745710
This. Then pour out the water and sear
You fuckin' hipsters have gone too far.
How do we get rid of the sriracha meme?
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Sriracha is delicious you fuckin sperg
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>>7763794
Yeah brah I love some 'cha
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>>7763762
>How do we get rid of the sriracha meme?
Force 'go 'za instead
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I just ate a whole box of donut holes for breakfast, nothing like starting the day off feeling like a fat piece of garbage.
What was the last thing your gorged yourself on?
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Three boxes of donut holes, actually. Last Saturday morning. Not even fat. 183cm/6ft, 80kg/176lbs.
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>>7760864
3 cm taller than me. 20 kg heavier.
Unless you're seriously big on muscles, you're fat.
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>>7760864
Impressive. I'm 6'2'' 225 and one box gave me a tummy ache.
I'm hungover as fuck. I'm going to attempt combining all of pic related into a huge pot of chili.
Yes, this chili has beans. There's always some sperg on /ck/ who freaks out over beans in chili. Beans in chili is traditional.
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I've always wondered why ground beef comes in logs in America. Why is that?
Everywhere else I've seen it for sale it's in normal packaging with a clear lid so you can look at it before you buy it.
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My heads going to fucking explode so I'll keep the steps short. Brown two lbs of ground beef over medium heat. I like to season my meat a little bit with pic related.
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>>7762431
Drain the meat completely and add in your chopped garlic, onion, and peppers. Celery is acceptable too but I didn't have any so fuck it. Stir fairly constantly to make sure meat doesn't stick and burn from bottom. Onions will start becoming clear in about 8 min
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With all this bomb ass food why are crazy starving themselves?
Wtf are vegans thinking about
If we were meant to eat nothing but grass wouldn't we have been developed differently biologically speaking?
If people don't drink milk because your stealing milk from a baby calf isn't it the same taking from a tree who spent time and through complex means of energy storing to develop fruit and or you very same vegetables you eat?
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>>7759025
being vegan is just a lot better from a moral standpoint any other reason for veganism is autistic
and no I'm not vegan fuck that shit
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>>7759025
>he doesn't only eat nuts and fruits that naturally fall from trees
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>>7759025
>192.168.1.22
I now have remote access to your router.
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Obese Muslim here. I am from the UAE. In here right now we are all fasting which means I can't eat during the day and it is causing me to fucking go crazy. I need to eat during the day but my family are always home so I am looking for food that I can eat that fills the following critera
1. It must not smell or leave any odor on clothes, or my mouth
2. I must be able to store it in my room.
3. It must not be too filling. If my stomach is not rumbling my parents become curious and search my room for food, so I need to stay somewhat hungry after consumption
4. It must come in large size and last a while. I am not able to attend the supermarket multiple times per day without arousing curiosity
5. It must be tasty
6. It must not make noise when eaten
7. It must produce minimal waste
8. Any packaging must be easily disposed of or used for something else
9. It must be widely and easily available
10. It must not make me thirsty
11. It must cope at very high temperatures as I may have to hide it outside the window if my parents enter my room
12. It must not attract animals
13. It must be cheap
14. If possible it can be stored under the shirt of an obese (300+lb) man without spoiling for up to 5 hours
15. It must not cause excess shitting or urination
I have tried a few things in previous years
Bananas- cause too much mess and are too bright. My room is very dark and my father noticed the yellow poking out from behind my PS3 and Xbox 360. I also couldn't dispose of the banana peels which he soon found under my bed.
Chips and Nuts- Too crunchy. Also difficult as I am fat, and I often drop food without realising when eating small food items, so I accidentally stand on nuts causing them to stick to my feet which ends with my treading them across the house
Peaches- They spoil when hidden beneath my clothes
Plain Bread- I cannot eat bread without butter, which I cannot access without being caught
Do you have any ideas?
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Bacon
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>>7761687
the best idea is to move to a free country.
not the US, of course. we're full.
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Apples, you can eat the entire damn thing
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I've seen the Alinea balloon posted a lot, accompanied by disdain and derision. My question is why? To me it looks creative, it looks fun, and I genuinely can't understand why the ordinary person wouldn't see it in the same way.
https://youtu.be/cGMCmbLq2qs
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Nice try, Grant.
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>>7746514
Whats the pricetag? Or is this a course restaurant?
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>>7746514
This pisses me off so much
Hey /ck/
i'm norwegian, and i recently got a friend over in the states who said that white bread is the standard bread. Is that true??
here we call white bread "loff" and brown(?) bread "brod", which just means bread. i can't imagine having white bread every day but i've heard crazier shit about the american diet
also is it true you boil water in the microwave?
pic unrelated
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>>7761057
america uses ~110 volts instead of ~230 like the rest of the world, so most kettles are a lot slower in the usa compared to say... europe.
so some people opt to microwave it instead because it's a bit quicker
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Of course all things brown are standard in The Northern Caliphate aka The NORth WAY of the Prophet (PBUH).
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>>7761069
i kek'd
but is that a yes on the massive amounts of white loaf getting shoved into americas mouth?
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How many of you like Shakshuka?
I don't understand how this tomato, hot pepper and egg thing is supposed to be a breakfast item.
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I don't understand why people think certain foods are breakfast foods and other foods are not.
Why not just eat whatever you want whenever?
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>>7758197
>eat whatever you want whenever
>I am morbidly obese
fixed
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>>7758209
Not that guy, but don't be stupid. Breakfast is simply a meal to break your overnight fast, and it CAN be anything (although it should be something nutritious). It could be shakshuka (which is fucking delicious), could be a chicken salad sandwich, could be eggs and toast, could be a slice of cold pizza, could be oatmeal with almonds and blueberries, could be leftover steak with a salad. I assume you can see where this is going.
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How do I cook one of these? I know they don't have much fat so I need to find a way to keep them moist. What do you suggest?
>inb4 stew. I don't want rabbit stew. Fuck that
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>>7756322
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/19938/beer-basted-rabbit/?internalSource=rotd&referringId=16356&referringContentType=recipe%20hub
was pretty good.
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>>7756322
google it faggot
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>>7756322
>razor sharp tiny bones
>have to dissect it for hours using a microtome
>as expensive as actually good meat
>gnarly and tough except for a loin the size of a piece of dental floss
fun fact: rabbit just isn't very good, the only reason it's still eaten is that, like mead, fedora-tippers think that somehow old = good
assuming you're stuck with it, braising it is pretty much the only way out
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Hey /ck/, remember Lunchables? Did you like them?
During middle school and high school I used to buy them almost every day. There were so many kinds, I just couldn't get tired of them. But it was one of those things that I could only eat at home. Bringing something so childish-looking to school was just too embarrassing.
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>>7760042
Shut. Up.
When did that become a thing? Was I born too early?
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ITT: nuts. What are you snacking on and what are your faves?
Friendly reminder - you're a fag if you don't agree with pic.
Keep in mind we're talking raw here. None of that covered-in-caramel or so-salty-you-need-a-bucket-of-soda-to-wash-that-down shit.
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>cashews are popular therefore they suck
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>>7754549
go eat a bag of dicks you cashew hating bitch,
why fucking rate nuts? they're all delicious on their own.
fuck you!
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BOYCOTT CASHEWS
Is the HSP a purely Australian phenomenon, or can you get them overseas as well?
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>>7747050
>Has never eaten a kebab
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>HSP
it's an AB
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>>7747047
Variations of this theme are everywhere. The Glasgow Munchy Box goes a step further, but you can get similar from any kebab joint in the UK or Germany. Sub out the fries for rice and you have the lamb/chicken boxes NYC office workers line up in front of carts for at lunchtime.
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let's discuss our love of japanese curry and perhaps share tips on how to improve the dish with special ingredients or brand recommendations
i'm planning on making beef japanese curry tomorrow, what cut of meat would be best? would it be better to replace the water with stock/beef bouillon?
anybody ever make it with bacon? i feel like that would either be a waste of bacon or be really tasty
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I like tendon for my curry, look up cooking with dogs recipe
and broth to water conversion depends if your cubes or recipe are heavily salted or contain it already
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>>7760140
I've always been a fan of Just One when it comes to Japanese dishes. http://www.justonecookbook.com/japanese-beef-curry/
However, this recipe seems to go far above and beyond how I normally prepare my curry. Has anyone ever made their Japanese curry with red wine/ginger/tomato paste? Does it taste noticeably better than without those ingredients?
Also I've never needed to skim the scum off my curry before.. What does scum do anyways in a dish?
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>>7760140
whats the difference between nip and loo curry?
When at the grocery store, do you ever feel insecure about the foods you've put into the cart because the other customers, particularly the hot milfs, will be judging you solely based on your selection?
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>classic image.jpg
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No, I rarely go to actual grocery stores and when I do, my grocery selection always makes me morally superior to everyone else. I'm always the one doing the judging
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Definitely, especially when I'm on snag quest and I haven't got any roper food in my basket at all