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>>7783097

4K KITCHEN

Shit, forgot the poll.

Poll here:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10490676

>no Cooking With Jack
Shit poll mate

What am I looking at?

>>7787171
Looks to me like an extremely overweight male consuming 2k+ calories in one sitting?

>>7782269

>>7787099

You need salt to live. Pepper is pepper, however. Not to be sneezed at.

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Your body makes its own salt, but your pepper reserves have to come from an outside source.

Asking which is better is like asking which Olsen twin is better. They're both great!

>>7787102
You're a hoot.

Yer gonna get fat. Fruit juice is just sugar and vitamins. Only marginally better than soda.

>>7787016
Nail, meet hammer.

No, they are not healthy, not even when you squeeze the fruit yourself. It's mostly sugar indeed

Because it plays to your subconcious desire of wanting a big dark cock in your mouth.

>>7786903
Yeah but other than that

>>7786859
Because it is actually more nutritious than lesser grains such as wheat and barley? The flavour is great too.

>>7786690

If you use cheese that melts well, like Gouda, then you don't even need to bother with the bechamel at all. That's only needed for cheeses that do not melt well, like aged cheddar.

Anyway, what you're describing sounds like it would taste OK though. What exactly is the problem you found with the taste?

>>7786690
Yes. You're using gouda as your primary cheese. That's disgusting if you're making a hearty mac 'n' cheese; if you can't get something like a nice sharp cheddar, why even try?

>>7786690

dont forget to broil it after.

A good way to make it more tasty is to cook the noodles in stock and add some reduced stock to your bechamel.

>>7786675

I hope that tilapia's not from asia

they feed the fish with literal shit down there

>>7786679
That's a pic of Google Idk where mine is from

>>7786675
Salt, pepper, basil, garlic, butter, cayenne.

Put that shit in the oven at about 300f until it's done and eat it with cilantro lime rice

>>7786593

None of it. For whatever reason, once tuna is canned it goes from god-tier fish to cat food.

>>7786602

very funny anon

>>7786605
He's right

Canned tuna in the trash or cat bowl

I had a childhood friend who would degrease his pizza, though not quite as thorough as ol' Uli does.
I've degreased a few pizzas in my day.

>>7786498
Hilarious guy. He's more likely to die from food poisoning due to wiping napkins that are on his infested carpet than from too much oil. I don't think he's removing a considerable percentage of the grease which is still inside the cheese. Also the fact that he orders 4 pizzas makes the whole thing kinda ridiculous

He should buy his own pizza dough and make pizza with less cheese and some tomatoes and basil. It would probably take less time.

But that would be way less entertaining

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>"degreases" the pizza to the point where it starts deforming

>also
>have to cook a fish
>they don't even prepare it themselves
>it's actually fish filet in plastic bags

JESUS !

>>7786493
>Be American
>Browse 4chan
>French cunt bitching about terrible cooking show

>Doesn't know Wolfgang Puck
>Can't spell because frog cunt
>Obviously way better chef than these assholes

Yeah okay m8 Masterchef is bad what's new

>>7786506
Well Wolfgang Puke didn't do much more than opening decent restaurants in a country having no food else than beacon and freedom fries. This and selling canned food with his name on it.

Point is not about the show, it's about the average cooking level in this shitty country. I mean the only country with even worse food is UK

sorry m8 it's water

You spelled cheese wrong

>>7786474
it's garlic/onions brah

Step 1. Get several cans of kidney beans

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Step 2: Purchase two of these

That looks to me like ' '

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>>7786365
>multi-course

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>when you hear the crunch of a metrosexual cuck's skull during the coming civil war

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>tfw local fly over pizza place has better pizza than chicago tomato cake or new york cardboard

>>7786349
nah

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>>7786349
It's dryyyyyy!!!

>>7787056

Under cooked: ITS LIKE CHEWING BULLETS

Over cooked: ITS MUSH

>>7786281
I really couldn't give a shit. Yeah "authentic" is objectively the better tasting but I sometimes do get a craving of some taco bell crunch wrap supreme with globs of their fire sauce and sometimes I crave some tacos de suadero with salsa cilantro onions lime and salt. Depends on my mood.

soft corn tortilla, carne asada, tomato, onion, cilantro, tomatillo sauce

Soft corn tortilla, or gently fried, so it has a slight amount of crisp but is still flexible.

Beef, lettuce, tomato, avocado.

Can't go wrong with that.

'Taco Shells' are disgusting whiteboy abominations.