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Who is this man?
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>>7829343
The hero we need.
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Who indeed.
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THICK
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>have snacks craving
>no snacks in the house
>eat a tablespoon of half and half sesame oil and light soy sauce
>craving satisfied
I-it's not weird to do that, right /ck/?
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you'd do really well in the imperial Japanese navy
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I'll snack on small bits of strongly flavored things like kimchi. You can taste it for a long period of time, so only a tiny bit of snack can hold over cravings quite well.
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Try a shot of apple cider vinegar. Cured me and would go well with this "dish"
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Is there a better vegetable?
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>>7829089
Sprouts
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maize
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>>7829089
As great as it is, spinach is better.
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Things only X people do/things your family does 2016-06-29 00:14:36 Post No.7829072
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Things only X people do/things your family does
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Things only X people do? For instance, whenever we get pizza it comes with a little container of garlic sauce. I know my younger sibling likes to lick it up instead of using it on pizza. What things do your family do that piss you off?
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>>7829072
Requesting the "We tip with a rip" Green text.
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>>7829092
>implying summer posters and meme spammers go to /ck/
>implying i act like I know what I'm doing
Wa la!
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>dad brings burger buns when we're cooking sausages and brown square bread for when we're cooking burgers
>mom insists salisbury steak is THE ONLY WAY to make handmade burgers
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High protein foods.
I was looking at high protein low caloric foods and ended up with canned beans and oatmeal as the top choices. I don't have much time to cook so I can't make elaborate meals and I'm a poorfag so I can't east chicken breast 3 times a day.
Any recommendations?
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>>7828991
Can of tuna or salmon
4 scambled eggs, turkey, avocado, salsa burrito.
Chicken stiry fry, rice, veggies takes minutes if you cook the rice ahead of time.
Plenty of options.
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>>7828991
Semen, you can Just eat it right Out og your bf's dick
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Animal protein has higher bioavailability than plant protein. In addition, plant protein is incomplete, you need both grains and legumes to make the equivalent of a complete animal protein.
Eggs, cheese, and yogurt are better choices for quick protein. Oats are fine if you have milk with them.
I'm sure you get this thread 100000 times a day, but it's my turn now.
I'm not a cook. It's not that I can't do it, it's just that I never made an effort to. One time I tried to make bread following a YouTube recipe, and it turned out disgusting. I'm poor. I barely have any money. I'd like to go to the store and be able to feed myself for a week on around $15-20 dollars.
What do I buy? What do I eat that is a balanced diet? Where do I shop? It's all difficult to take in.
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>I want to feed myself for a week for $15-20
you can't. go to a soup kitchen or something. you should probably get a job and start living with higher standards.
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>>7828908
I can't? Then what can I do?
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Rice and beans
>tastemade
>buzzfeed tasty
>know people who now who think they're great cooks because they know how to jam beef and cheese and dough and maybe some salt and pepper here and there into all kinds of difference shapes and fry it
Jesus Christ kill me why is this trash so popular?
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>>7828743
Who in their right mind goes to Buzzfeed for food advice anyway? Anyone who actually cares about good cooking is probably on Serious Eats.
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>>7828757
Normiebook is flooded with these awful sped-up recipes form buzzfeed and shit. It's everywhere.
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That girl from highschool who is still your friend on facebook for some reason.
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How do you pimp your food? 2016-06-28 22:04:26 Post No.7828664
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How do you pimp your food?
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What do you eat to food to make it taste better? Tell us your secrets.
I add crunchy peanut butter to my vanilla ice cream. Tastes really good
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>>7828664
I think your just doing a shitty job as describing the word "cooking"
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>>7828683
Sorry I'm poland
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purreed canned pineapples on ice cream.
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How do I gain weight healthily? I'm basically a skeleton and was borderline anorexic up to about 4 months ago, so what should be in my diet for gaining weight in a healthy manner?
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>>7828634
drink a lot of beer, like a six pack a night, for 8-10 months to bulk up, then start working out. worked for me.
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Your additional calories should be coming primarily form plant sources, not milk or other memes. So up your intake of starch (bread, pasta, rice, beans, lentils, corn etc.), sugar/fruits and, if/as needed, add nuts, seeds and nuts butters.
Do not up your intake of saturated fat and animal products, as excess saturated fat is stored in the liver and around the internal organs, and also causes diabetes and heart disease.
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>>7828634
get married
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Local brekfast-meal thread,Im from Turkey and here is my breakfast.
Let share your local foods,and answers or questions
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My diet is really out of whack and I get more than half my calories from hard alcohol these days, but that seems like a lot of food for breakfast.
That bread looks pretty decent though, and now I'm craving dolmas.
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>>7828522
You can prepare it at your home,If you need recipe i can share
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>>7828537
>If you need recipe i can share
By all means, do. Sharing recipes and OC is what this board is all about.
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Why is it that I can buy deep fried chicken strips from my local takeaway for cheaper than I can chicken breasts from the supermarket?
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>>7828447
Your takeaway buys in bulk and thus gets a discount.
It's also possible that they are buying meat that is marked down because it's just about to expire.
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Because they get that shit for pennies wholesale and sell a great volume of that garbage to neckbeards like you
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>>7828454
this
also, if you're buying chicken breasts at the supermarket you're doing it wrong. the breast is the most expensive retail cut of chicken. buy whole chickens instead. cut them up. use the breast meat to make your chicken strips. then use the rest of the chicken for other purposes. buying whole chicken is much much cheaper than breast meat.
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When was the last time you had salmon fritters and why wasn't it today?
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>>7828392
That's a salmon burger without the buns, mang.
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What even is a salmon fritter
Am I supposed to google it
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My grandma used to make them all the time but now the dementia is kicking in hard.
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What's the safest and cheapest way to eat lots of fish? I used to eat tons of canned tuna before my mom scared me away from it with mercury stories, now all I get is the occasional packaged of smoked salmon which is pretty pricey
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>>7828175
http://www.seafoodwatch.org
And go fishing yourself. It's great.
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It's never a bad idea to add anchovies to your frozen dinner before microwaving it.
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>>7828201
It's stinky
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Couldn't find a QTDDTOT or FAQ and i am sure this gets asked quite a lot..
What are some examples of cheap meals that will provide all the required vitamins/carbs/fats/proteins? Looking for long term meals while i save money, does not have to taste great.
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'go style 'za goes a long way, bro
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ask /fit/ they're much better at health than /ck/. there's usually a /fit/ recipe thread.
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Je sui desole, my name is Le Jean.
I’m a 27 year old American Gourmet (Food fan for you etrangers). I cook french toast and quiche on my stove, and spend my days perfecting my art and make superior french wine. (Chateau, Bordeaux, Champagne)
I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through gourmands because it is baked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other bread on earth. I earned my baguette license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak french fluently, both Normandy and the swiss dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about french history and their national convention, which I follow 100%
When I get my french visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious restaurant to learn more about their magnificent food culture. I hope I can become a chef for a 5 stars restaurant or a prestigious hotel!
I own several chef's hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I behead my elders and seniors and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France!
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>>7827995
suce ma bite desu putain
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tl;dr haha
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Seen the original Japanese and the American pasta. Never seen this one before