You haven't lived until you've tried grape-flavored Hi-Chew.
fuck that's good
>>7832223
Literally the best candy. Except maybe Werther's Original.
more like Hi-Shill, fuck off faggot
When you eat your Smarties,
Do you eat the red ones last?
Do you suck them very slowly,
Or crunch them very fast?
Eat that candy-coated chocolate,
But tell me when I ask,
When you eat your Smarties,
Do you eat the red ones last?
>>7832189
wut
Why is it the orange ones actually taste like orange but all the others don't really have a flavour and all taste the same?
>>7832202
You're an Orange.
How do you make your tortillas /ck/?
I myself am a purist
>6 eggs
>2 potatoes
>1 onion
>4 garlic cloves
>some chicken/lamb stock
>4 stalks asparagus
ITT: give me tastier ideas
>masa harina
>sea salt
>lime juice
>water
>>7832177
If you were a purist you wouldn't be using anything other than potatoes and onions
>>7832177
Onion is a must, then peppers or chorizo.
explain to me why its so easy to transform tofu into a copycat of most foods
>>7832143
It literally tastes like nothing.
You can shape it.
It will keep it's shape during cooking.
Taste is mildly bland, so you can "hide" it.
I don't think that's true at all.
You can use it copycat certain meats and vegetables in certain applications, but I certainly wouldn't say you could do it for "most foods".
Flour tortillas are a meme. I can't think of a dish that includes tortillas wherein corn tortillas wouldn't be better.
>brittle shit that ruins the consistency of the dish
>better
nah
Corn tortillas obvious taste much better, but they're shit for making burritos, and a giant burrito is an amazing thing.
And fuck off with calling everything a meme.
>>7831785
>>brittle
Get some fresh ones anon.
When you buy Cheetos, do you prefer crunchy or puffy? I honestly don't understand how anybody prefers puffy to crunchy
Also, corn chip thread
>>7831725
puffy. theres more oil and salt to material ratio. but cheetos are garbage anyway. I'd love to splurge on a ball of cheeze puffs sometimes but to be honest theres so much better food to snack on other than this orange salty crap.
>>7831733
I mainly enjoy the crunch. Puffy has a disgusting mouthfeel that gets pancaked into your teeth.
>>7831725
I just love the crunch. CREEEAK.
What does /ck/ think of olive garden?
Pic unrelated
>>7831609
>Stoli
nice choice, tovarisch
>>7831609
>putting dawn on your burger
Dude, you are going to regret that
I get wet for their pasta and salad. NEVER get their take out. Better luck sitting down to order then getting a to go back. Their take out is trash
I am going here later alone at 8 for dinner. what should I get? is there a bar to sit at? what alcohol should I drink?how do I avoid people staring at me eating alone? is their spicy shit spicy? help!!!
>>7831522
if you like spicy try the caribbean jerk wings, they're fairly spicy but not stupid spicy and have a nice flavor
mango habanero is the best sauce they have. Also I go there alone on wing tuesdays during happy hour.
>>7831522
>what should I get?
20 boneless wings
thai curry, asian zing, hot bbq (protip: always get three sauces, you will get a 21st wing for free)
Blue cheese
>is there a bar to sit at?
yes
>what alcohol should I drink?
beer
>how do I avoid people staring at me eating alone?
nobody will care. Do you stay at the lone people when you are eating with friends/family
>is their spicy shit spicy?
if you like spicy, then no it is not very spicy.
If you do not like spicy, then yes, it is.
>carrot juice exists
>tomato juice exists
>no such thing as corn juice
Why is this allowed?
>>7831496
It's called every beverage in America
Not corn juice, exactly, but there's this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atole
Crunchy or smooth /ck/?
Smooth of course.
Anyone who chooses crunchy is a barbarian.
>>7831493
Smooth, OP should have made a poll so here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621368
Crunchy
Smooth are for manchildren who cannot get over new textures in their food
Nothing is more infuriating to me than going to a restaurant and friends/family insisting that we sit outside.
Fucking assholes. If I wanted a picnic I'd go to the park. Why can't we sit inside where it's not so damn hot and there aren't 10,000 bugs.
Fuck outside dining
>>7831428
At first I thought you were talking about picnics, bbqs etc.
But no, going to a restaurant and being forced to sit outside. That sucks.
However, if it's just for lunch/breakfast, I could understand.
>>7831428
The only acceptable place to eat outside when at a restaurant is when it's next to an ocean.
>>7831428
>that feeling when you want a outside 'go 'za but the 'tism is too strong
Summer is here, making seafood paella (no chicken) for some friends, any tips on what I could replace mussels with?
Never cooked squid before so I am quite excited.
>>7831273
Spainfag here from actual part of Spain where paella is cooked.
What do you mean replace mussels? Squid is a mussel aswell.
>>7831363
>Squid is a mussel aswell.
What?
>>7831363
I use prawns and squid but my recipe also has mussels in it. I don't really enjoy mussels so was looking for an alternative if there's one.
what do you mean with squid is a mussel?
Who here salsa shark?
>>7831110
inb4 ' '
'GO 'ZA
Needs some bean and cheese dip.
I use 1 part whole rye, one part whole wheat, 1 part white wheat, salt, sourdough starter, and some sunflower seeds. Smells and tastes great.
Preheating the oven now.
The starter and whole flours have been resting for a night. Then I put some starter on the side and mixed in the rest, formed a loaf, and let it proof another 2 hours. The pizza stone should be just about hot now. I always run the oven on max which reads 250°C/480°F. 30 minutes should do it but I go by crust.
>>7831026
What so you do to keep your oven humid?
Usually I put a sheet pan in the bottom of the oven as it preheats and then pour a cup or two of water onto it when I put the loaf in. Is there a better way?
>>7831358
I just use an oven tray with boiling water, 2 cups won't do.
mail me some?
Reminder that the human body has not evolved to eat carbs and all of you self proclaimed "chefs" are fucking stupid and have no actual idea of food.
>>7830843
Reminder that even though you're baiting, keto is a nice diet if you have to cut some fat very quickly.
>what are the staple crops that built human civilization
>>7830843
Daily reminder that claiming that the human body hasn’t evolved to eat carbs is not backed by any scientific proof.