Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 2390. page

File: acai-meme.jpg (17KB, 360x240px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 360x240px

>>7861613
at least you're not a completely shitty trip

acai berries

>>7861613
The gluten-free meme

Paleo
Ketogenic

it's a thing in burgerland too you ignoramus

>>7860682
Going to Burger King tomorrow with my GBP. I usually get a whopper meal but I wanna switch it up. How's the tender crisp? Breakfast?

shit comes out cold and old anyways when it's fresh. Can only imagine what it's like delivered after 35 minutes under some fatasses ass on a bicycle with a handbag farting nonstop after his fish and chip lunch and dirty water

yo OP you can just buy that shit in a bottle dont gotta make it yourself happy to help

>>7860606

I've never made my own ketchup. Every homemade ketchup I've ever had at a restaurant has been a disappointment that pales in comparison to bottled ketchup.

>>7860609

I don't want shit in a bottle.

I want good tasting ketchup.

So your idea of a diet is to continue eating shitty processed food, but only buy the ones that say "healthy" or "diet" on the label?

We are not, sir, all in this together.

A better lunch would be oats with bananas and a sprinkle of nuts/seeds, or a can of chickpeas.

>>7860546
What am I to do for a quick lunch then anon?

>>7860338
what kind and how long did you bake them. + seasonings?

I'm shit at making potatoes I don't know why :(

>>7860342
Time, its all about time. And seasoning.

>>7860342
maris piper

350 degrees F, about an hour i think. salt, pepper, minced garlic, dry parsley and thyme

Pasta mixed with corn .

>>7859934
2 steaks and a bag of frozen fries from Walmart. You'll probably have enough change to buy a can of malt liquor to drown your sorrows with afterwards

>>7859943
Those two steaks would only make me more depressed.

Fish and Chips from Long John Silver because the only one in my area closed which sucks, i liked the fish .

>happy birthday anon

>>7859929
Happy birthday bro.

Jimmy Johns sounds good but I've never had it.

Why not just do pick up at a decent restaurant? Get something different and treat yourself anon.

>>7859830
Not sure exactly how many calories but Satay is really good:
>Soy sauce
>Honey (some I think is necessary but not too much if you want it low calorie)
>salt
>pepper
>ginger

let the chicken soak it up for at least a couple oif hours up to overnight.

Best sauce with it is IMO Satay peanut sauce but its pretty heavy consisting of peanut butter, coconut milk, chinese sweet and spicy sauce and onion. Loads of good fats though.

Maybe you shouldn't marinate it at all uh?

>>7859830
This is pretty good:

Vinegar, Chopped cilantro, squeeze some lime, add some tomatoes, some paprika, garlic and onions, salt and pepper some parsley. Blend it all up and just toss it with the chicken in a bag.

Curry is also really low fat and spicy and generally really good. You can do it without too much fat, just a tablespoon of olive oil when frying up the whole spices and the ginger/garlic. After that you just add your tomatoes and and extra seasoning + the lean meat or just some lentils or beans. Have it over some brown rice or with lots of broccoli or other veggies. Almost no fat, really spicy and nutritious.

Literally just buy vegetables that are in season and look up a way to prepare them that doesn't involve drenching them in fat.

I like kimchi just fine, but unless you're making your own it's expensive as fuck most places for being nothing more than tasty cabbage.

celery + every single kind of sauce/dressing/dip you can think of

>>7859377
No such thing. You just eat as much as you want but you'll never feel the way you do when eating carbs. Everything else is sugar coating. It's like eating a mushroom burger, you can get used to it, but is not the same as an actual burger.

>>7859286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0z6l-r2AV8

]Prove me wrong /cuck/s

File: Screenshot 2016-06-23 at 1.28.28 AM.png (28KB, 994x214px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 994x214px

>>7859287

Carcinogenic as any search term trend-based meme-ridding bullshit you'd see anywhere else. I feel bad for the people who work there.

Decent. But it's owned by Vice so you get shit articles like "Being a Chef Made Me a Sex Addict" which sucks.

>>7858877
I like it. Watching the premiere of dead set on life right now

black coffee is fine.

you're going to have to pack a lunch. you're going to have to bite the bullet and wake up early enough to do that shit. your'e going to have to plan your lunches and your shopping and you're going to have to not let it rot in your fridge because you know you can get a meal for $4 from the vending machine.

idk about meals to take with you, but a smoothie as breakfast and some almonds for snacking on is a pretty decent way to do things, i would get a bunch of frozen fruit, whatever kinds you like, mix them all in a large container in the freezer, then just get a scoop of it in a blender with some sort of fruit juice and soy milk or yogurt, fast, easy, and it'll keep you going for a while
almonds are good for snacking, i like tamari or ginger-lime

>>7858750

>What are some meals can I prepare that have the best balance of cheapness, speed/ease to prepare and nutrition?

Sandwiches and a baggie of veggies on the side. There's a shitload of variety to sandwiches and veggies you can use so you aren't tempted to snack on donuts or other unhealthy foods. Don't be afraid to get some hummus to liven up the veggies (believe me, they can get oooooold after a while)

>>7858742
why did you post a picture of art bell?

>>7858792
Dude that's Steve jobs

His dashboard

mostly a consistant diet and finding out what works for you. your gut bacteria will change a lot from day to day and if you do things like eat meat for a week then all veggie for a week, you're going to have more problems with your digestion if you just ate a normal variety. You have to give your digestive system time to become acclimated to the kinds of food it is digesting.

Oatmeal or some other kind of whole grains are great for breakfast. For lunch, try making salads with loads of leafy greens like lettuce and rocket. You can roast/steam vegetables as a side dish for dinner - stuff like Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, and green beans among others.

tl;dr eat more fibre

Very spicy chicken wings, chased with prune juice.

After six hours, consume two bowls of Bran Buds mixed with yougurt.

Eat some cabbage and an apple.

Repeat for a year.

You should use a tripcode so we can enjoy your posts even more!

>>7858390
It's shit. Cheese popcorn is for nerds. Pop Secret Homestyle is the best mass market popcorn.

File: Wait a sec.jpg (45KB, 600x578px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 600x578px

>>7858400