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Looks pretty tasty.

>>7854734
Man, I want to try guinea pig so bad.

As an American, I want to try kangaroo

My opinion is it is awful.

the frozen pizza equivalent of craft beer

That box makes me so uncomfortable.
Reminds me of these things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bht96voReEo

Who the fuck dumpster dives for food, especially unsealed food, if they're not homeless?

I like pizza restaurants after they close for the night. Some times I get as several boxes of undelivered pizza. Most of the time it's just half eaten slices.

>>7851526
All the ones around here put padlocks on their dumpsters.

Defamation, which consists of both libel and slander, is defined by case law and statute in California. See Cal. Civ. Code §§ 44, 45a, and 46.

The elements of a defamation claim are:

publication of a statement of fact
that is false,*
unprivileged,
has a natural tendency to injure or which causes "special damage," and
the defendant's fault in publishing the statement amounted to at least negligence.

I've had fried mac before. It's okay

Wouldn't touch that shit though. That or those Dorito nuggets.

>>7861517
He was clearly referring in a facetious way to the fact that the rightmost Mac n' Cheetos™ nuggets are open, exposing the "gore" that is Flavor Blasted™ Macaronis.

This is an example of fair use, a US legal doctrine that permits limited use of copyrighted material without acquiring permission from the rights holders for purposes such as parody, which OP is clearly enacting here.

>>7861142
We don't actually cook here.

>>7861142

its a fucking hunk of wood anon

get the one thats cheapest or get the one that you think looks the prettiest. doesn't fucking matter.

>>7861142
I use ketchup. /ck/ says I should use mustard but I think I'm gonna stick with ketchup.

>>7858245
The Big Donut

>>7858339
Thanks. I'll check it out.

>>7858350
napkins are always free.

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Maybe he wants to be your friend?

So, you went to a bar that happened to be in a restaurant for the first time in your life and are confused that they asked if you wanted to order food?

>>7863013
>first time
I spent my whole life at bars and I'm from UK, I'm pretty sure I can recognize a bar when I see one.

>>7862949
Ardbeg or Laphroaig. Skip Lagavulin because it's too rich, whereas the others are minerally and dry.

Talisker.

Caol Ila

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I want to feed you all yummy, cute food!

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I want to see /ck/ smile!

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I want to give you all a big hug!

Pick a semi complicated recipe. Buy ingredients for it. Follow recipe exactly.

Wait, then do the recipe again. This time use the recipe as more of a guideline than a rule. Experiment where it makes sense. Make things your own. Etc

I'll teach you to cook if I can watch you take a shower

There will be extras if touching is allowed

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>>7862520
So i should think of stuff i like and make that?
I like sandwitches alot but turkey is pricey ;_;
>>7862521
im a fat white guy, you don't want me.

Let me get this straight.

I'm supposed to chop on that and things get salty.

How do you control how much though?

>>7862514
you can't. It's the will of God.

>>7862514
It's for baking

you can toss them with dressing seasoning powder and it's got all the flavor but none of the calories of a dressing

Maybe some sort of pickling of the carrots?

>eating trail mix on a diet
nuts and raisins are shit as a snack

Try not overcooking them.

I personally like having steamed tofu and vegetables (cabbage, brocolli, carrot, onion) with a side of rice.

You could also make some ramen and put tons of veggies in too.

>>7862359
If you practice enough it becomes second nature. How do you think all those america-hating liberals manage to choke down vegetables all the time while smiling smugly like they enjoy it? It's an acquired taste and when your virtue signaling crowd has decided that it's the taste to acquire for this season, you'll do anything - waiting in line at whole foods to be seen by the paparazzi as you pose with your limes and avocadoes, smugly chomping on kale and quinoa and activated almonds, and even studying mexican in order to show how not racist you are.

>>7862368
This is what i usually do, i have one of those kettles that allows steaming and that's how i prepare almost all the vegetables i eat. They still don't taste very good

>>7862369
Wew. Maybe i should try to hipsterise myself.

>>7862138
try to put in some cat food mixed with ketchup tomatoe. It sounds bad but when it's cooked it has a delicious taste

Into a food processor, put some parmigiano cheese and powder it. Then add Italian raw ham and process to mince. Then add pork mince, parsley and whole egg. No salt. The saltiness should come exclusively from the cheese.
Use that. It is my favourite filling and one of the most popular in Italy.

Chicken and prosciutto

Looks pretty amateur, and kangaroo is weird; they're almost like people.

And what's with Australians constantly shitposting about Americans and then drinking shitty American macros and acting like they did something to be proud of?

>>7862105
Of course it's amateur, my Mrs is out and I cooked myself a meal. The mushroom sauce is fucking delicious. I've never eaten people so I don't know if it's like kangaroo sorry. I'd rate it a 9/10 overall for taste. The photo also looks a lot worse than it looked IRL.

I wanna hang out at OPs house