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>>7865774
aztec gods breh. who were likely aliens. and they know their shit. too bad they went back to the andromeda galaxy or wherever the fuck they call home

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>>7865774

10,000 years of experimentation. People used to chew on the cherries because they made them feel a little more awake, and over time someone got the idea to take a bunch of those cherries and drying them out to keep them around. Someone else probably got the idea to try to cook them or grind them up and put them in something.

What I want to fucking know is who in the god damn fuck was the first human that saw a raw oyster and said

>yeah I'll eat that

>>7865774
To remind you about bitterness of existence.

ramen because im poor and theres never any food in my house but its 9 cents each. im eating ramen right now its 2am

I usually make a Hamburger helper meal without any meat. I call it the Hamburger helpless.

bouillon in water
so like warm fake chicken broth

It'll make a turd.

>>7864243
no-buy considering american flatbread is like a dollar more.

I've never seen or tried it in my life

>>7860301
when I worked in Portland, OR there was a Mexican prep cook that was riding a new guy for being total shit. Well, the new guy clocked out of his shift and got drunk at the bar for a couple hours. Later that night while talking over the prep list for the next day, in comes new guy who proceeds to grab a large knife off the rack and WHACK. chopped the Mexicans' finger clean off. Lots of stories but that one really sticks out...

>>7860301

>dat blast of steam from the dishwasher

It was always a gamble whether or not you'd walk away if simple first-degree burns or be totally blinded

>>7861186
I've heard that high-pressure superheated steam can cut you like a knife; is it true, and have you ever seen it happen to anyone?

>>7863719
My dogs love watermelon.

I once tried to feed my ex-girlfriend's cat a piece of chicken. I was about to hand it to her, and then she fucking wolverined the chicken and fed it to herself like a fucking kebab.

>>7863907
Chicken is not fruit, its a veggie

>>7867523
He had aides

Eating a 500 calorie sandwich for each meal probably

>>7867523
You burn a lot of calories going around to schools and doing "you know what".

>british """""""""""""""""""""""""bacon"""""""""""""""""""""""""
That's ham, homie.

Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

I chose shekels over bacon

>>7869422

Any dish you want. Just make a smaller portion.

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Eat anything on pic related until you are full and you'll lose weight

>>7869426
Damit nobody understands that if you weigh alot smaller portions are pointless. Because itll make you Hungrier and then you'll compulsively end up eating 2x an hour later. Drives your Metabolism through the roof! (without burning the extra calories to compensate)

Egg whites are the one food I can not force myself to like no matter how many times I try. Problem is, the yolk is one of my favorite foods. I love soft, runny yolks especially. The problem is, when the yolk is the consistency that I like, the white is also still not fully congealed leading to a mixing of the yolk and white. I just eat yolks raw with bread or as a dip for strips of grilled meat.

runny yolk or bust

>>7868175
Depends on what you want to do with the eggs. Usually I prefer the third on the top row, but if I want to slice it and put on a sandwich I'll go with the first on the bottom row.

>>7865660
Just use bottled or filtered water to make your ice. Personally i would not use rocks when their composition is completely unknown. Shit could be shipped out of china and laden with lead or someshit.

They're dumb as a brick.

>>7865670
Wouldn't you just go and look for rocks from a reputable brand then?

Its still red inside

>>7861280
I understand if it isn't it's overdone.

>>7861277
Yes

>>7861280
This is not an answer, just an observation of the obvious.

>>7861281
Correct

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So don't eat it, you buttblasted baby.

What an important and thought provoking thread.

go fuck yourself OP
i'm fucking british and i love US chocolate

>>7854553
I thought you were posting Baklava, then I read the filename.

I feel ashamed I even bumped this thread.

>>7854583

why? bastilla is fucking awesome

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>>7854553
define foreign

You need to buy a humidifier.

Would probably be easier to look up some guides online instead of asking /ck/

Are there actually any benefits to using a bamboo steamer over cooking it in a pot or rice cooker?

>>7869574
>Are there actually any benefits to using a bamboo steamer over cooking it in a pot or rice cooker?

Nope. It's just a different method.