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>being a filthy stoner and a chifir swilling gopnik besides

cyкa блять

How to chifir:
1) buy cheapest black tea
2) boil the fuck out of it for 15 minutes
3) drink, vomit, never sleep again

>>8011280
top kek
>>8011271
Pu'er

Mushrooms, chopped kale stem, green onions, brown onions, and broccoli.

Hot dogs and ketchup

seafood- small scallops, shrimp, crab meat
meat- beef, chicken, pork
vegetables- diced bell pepper, green onions, bean sprouts, thinly sliced bamboo shoots, mushrooms

eggs are always good too. I don't care much for peas though.

Nope.

>>8002322
No.

>>8002322
>would the energy from the bullet passing through be enough to cook the egg?

Yes. But, the problem is that:
a) most of the energy is not retained by the egg; rather the bullet expends only a little bit of its energy passing through the egg, and then the rest of it is wasted while the bullet files off.
b) even if there was enough energy absorbed by the egg there wouldn't be enough time for the heat to flow to all parts of the egg and heat it evenly. The egg would break apart faster than the heat would flow.

Three days.
Pizza.

>>8000441
3 days, we was lost in the Ardennes forest with some friends with no phones but with a big bag of weed and hallucinogenic mushrooms.

We ate lizards and berries, does that count?

Ordered to my favorite Chinese restaurant when at home.

>>8000441
2 days. Wine and fried chicken.

>>8011905
Doner Kebab

mashed avocado and black beans on toast

McChicken

Tastes nasty. All flavors suck. Anyone who drinks it is fooling themselves.

>>8009262
I like them, the lime and orange are great.

>>8009272
Yeah, okay fatty.

>>8009262

Orange and apricot are best

>>8009272

Fuck off

>>8008321
Mayo is good, just not that jap shit.

>>8008325
I'm not that bothered about which kind it is, but I am a fan of Hellmann's. As long as it's mayo I'd probably eat it.

Mayo is good, but Kewpie is disgusting.
Too much vinegar, or lemon, or something.
It's so sour I feel like it would be impossible to tell if it's spoiled.

>>8005635
Like a retard? No.

When you pull all those bags out of their, it's only going to be like a tablespoon of liquid

>>8005646
No, I filled the mug up all the way

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Build it

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Toast it

>>8005385
Shit Post it

>>7993750

28
5'6"
170 lbs
very healthy despite some sports injuries
almost never, except for pizza, which i have maybe 1/week.

>>7993750
34
280 lbs
Getting healthier, i quit drinking alcohols and have junk food maybe 4 to 6 times a week. altho i am a soda maniac since i quit drinking alcholis but it's ok

22, >110 lbs. Very healthy, athlete.

Do not believe in concept of "junk food" but I eat out twice a week. No fast chains.

>Amerifat "food"

why do you want to look at disgusting food, you fucking retard

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what kind of tomato is that?

DUDE

>>7989097
Where are you staying? I'll try to give you good places near your hotel or whatever.

Regardless of where you're at in the city, you should head towards the ballpark and go to Biker Jim's. In a town with lots of great sausage, there's is some of the best.

>>7989135
their's*, fuck

Yes I'm high, but I'm also an expert on good food in this area.

just eat the ham

>>7998657
deli ham is white trash food so think white trash. potato ham casserole if you've got potatoes and cheese

cheap german potato salad

ham spaghetti if you've got sauce and noodles

any kind of large hash with ham, onions, peppers, even eggs.

super ham omelette.

when i over buy, i freeze and use it later. deep freeze and cut the bitch into quarters when you need it. vegetarian or not, wasting food is bad. piggy had to die for something, man.

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I made fried rice for my mom and foolishly left my wok there. I told her to not touch it, and I'd get and clean it. Two days later I come over and find it soaking in her sink. Before I moved out, she also repeatedly did this with our heirloom cast iron; put knives, teflon, ceramic, literally everything in the dishwasher; bought one of those stupid magnet things and didn't install it on a stud so all the knives are precariously hanging from a magnet that's half hanging out of the wall; and she tried to sharpen a knife on a bench grinder.

My sister is vegan
>Wont shut the fuck up about it, even after 5 years
>Constantly buy "Veggie Beef", some disgusting smelling chemicals or weird odor comes from it, why bother buying "mimic'd" food if you are a vegan you fucking dumb whore
>Probably malnutrition or lack of vitamins if you go full vegan

Just dont be such a pussy, only faggots are vegan. I recommend increases vegetables, while decreasing meat and/or carbs. Let vegetables compliment food. I own my own large garden and always pull a stack of fresh sallads for whatever, even sandwhiches doesnt matter.

>>8007551
I do not know if it's good or bad just yet. Seriously I'm on the fence about it. Mainly because I just went vegan and my body is very, very much protesting. I'm starving and nothing looks good.

>>8007551
Don't go full vegan, just greatly reduce your animal products consumption (mostly for meats and dairy products, those are the most harmful ones)

Maybe have meat one meal of the week, dairy another, fish whenever you feel like it, etc...

I find that going full vegan is a bit extreme and besides you still need vitamin B12 from somewhere