Whipping up a spicy af batch o' sauce, boys. pic related is my recipe and it's simmering now. ~10 til I cry like Maced Alaska.
>Hot sauce general
>Too watery
>Carrots still have crunch to them at 20 minutes.
>Not enough pineapple flavour.
>Just pure heat.
Added another 1/4 pineapple and a jalapeno to give it some a more even flavour. Put it back on the stove for another ~10
>>9331030
Why would you do this
>>9331030
>maced Alaska
>mocking someone that got brutally attacked for simply expressing his freedom of speech that is granted to all Americans
I hope you get food poisoning and die
What are your favourite cookbooks?
Over a hundred pages of legume recipes, two hundred pages of vegetable recipes, detailed glossary and index, under $30 on Amazon, this is the best Indian cookbook I've read.
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>have a bunch of super cool cookbooks
>never ever use them
>>9332059
Iktf, shelves of unused cookbooks
Would you eat this?
>>9330927
already have
>>9330927
Those are delicious.
>>9330927
Fuck yeah I would. Actually eating m and ms right now.
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Just saw a yellow colored man with a hospital bracelet get on the bus. Its very very unsettling irl. Skin looked like sweaty cheese.
>>9330628
Do we have news from simpsonbro?
What about gnomebro? How's life without a job or a phone?
>>9330653
Yeah seriously, is everyone sober, dead or in a coma? Where'd everyone go? Still approx the same number of posters, but few signs of the regs.
We needs more trips up in thiz biz
>>9330653
Havent seen simpson in about 5 days i guess. Dont keep up with the gnome poster
How do I bake cookies like pic related?
I tried a bunch of different recipes but no matter what I do either the bottom doesn't cook enough or they just become really goopy and lose their crunch. The taste is good, but they just don't feel like cookies
use lots of butter
2.12 seconds on google
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/12/the-food-lab-best-chocolate-chip-cookie-recipe.html
>>9330422
serious eats is meme cookery
Whats the concensus on tuna sandwhichs?
>>9330259
Tunamelts with bacon are the best.
>>9330259
Alright. Nothing special. My special go to sandwich now is the Mcchicken. The best fast food sandwich out there. Haven't looked back.
>>9330259
Like anything else made with canned tuna they smell like catfood and taste awful.
Anyone try these yet?
Opinions?
>>9330218
Fucking delicious, just like everything else on the Sonic menu.
I find that fast food chicken sandwiches already have too much sauce. Marketing that the chicken is drowned in sauce even more does not appeal to me.
>>9330221
t. Sonic Shareholder
Sonic sucks loser
What is your favorite brand and flavor of instant ramen?
Pretty spicy, but good. I crave this randomly every once in awhile
>>9330123
Post the thing where the guy eats a block of dry noodles, chugs boiling water directly from the electric kettle, and snorts a line of the flavor powder.
Do you get dressed up to go out to eat? Some people insist on getting all dolled up for Applebee's, but others just show up in a t shirt and flip flops. Thoughts?
>>9329744
Eh, depends on the situation. I went to melting pot the other day and just wore a t-shirt and jeans. But if it's like a family event I'll typically wear comfy-casual clothes that are appropriate.
the darker the restaurant is the nicer your clothes should be
I wear smart casual for most dinners, in the sense that my outfit contains jeans.
I'd usually go for black tighter-fitting ones for fancier spots, I've never gone somewhere that demands a suit.
I can't go out to eat somewhere in casual clothes, though. Not unless it was a fast-food place.
>>9329752
This unironically rings true.
I'm 6'5 and weigh approx. 193 pounds, but have to lose 5 pounds asap. To what can I reduce my daily calories intake without it being unhealthy?
>>9329661
Take a multivitamin everyday. Fill up on protein and low calorie vegetables the most(like peppers). Only light carbs to keep from feeling like shit. And get lots of sleep and drink lots of water.
Do all these while you are restricting your calories and it will helps things be as smooth as possible.
What a stupid thread
>>9329661
>193 is bad
the actual fuck
What is the best kind of pizza, and why is it calzone?
Stromboli >calzone
Also buffalo chicken is goat at slice #1. Beyond that it gets tedious
>>9329364
For me, it's the Mcchicken. The best fast food pizza out there.
>>9329367
this
Made some simple quick meatballs ragu wit cheese and pasta. R8
shit thread shit pic
>>9329296
thx for your critique mister
>sauce not mixed with pasta then plated
>sauce thick enough to cut with a knife
>4X as much sauce as should have been used
wretched/10
How do I make the perfect scrambled eggs?
>>9329241
>off the heat
>on the heat
>off the heat
ad nauseam
Don't stir. Drag towards center
cook it..... really slowly
Hey /ck/, I have some beef heart slices handy and will cook them in a few hours.
I'm thinking of either a braised or to cook them plain, like cheap steaks, possibly with a bit of lard and some herbs.
Tips?
Pic not mine, but I will take pics as I cook and post steps if it turned out good.
Chicken hearts are better for future reference. Good for stir fry or as part of a rice/pasta dish.
Also make sure to clean that shit well. Soak it in water for a bit
uhhh that's not a beef heart, op.
something tells me you have been bamboozled by a mastermind butcher, the likes of which this world has never seen before.
>>9329206
trout mask replica
>WARNING!
Studies show that 86% of tap water has hydroxic acid in it! It is an extremely toxic substance that destroys the mucus lining in your throat. Luckily it takes a decent amount of it (about 6g) to kill you. But it can happen if you drink enough tap water.
>DO NOT DRINK TAP WATER!<
Most of water is hydrogen.
If you drink water you could burst into FLAMES
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo big fancy chemical names
spooooooky
>>9328646
Not all tapwater is the same, asshat.
I buy Bar-le-duc anyway because it's fucking refreshing.