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*ITT: Foods that I won't stop eating because I'm a fat fuck
Fixed that for you

>>8099132
It can also mean foods that are very simple in flavor and preparation.

If I eat Hamburger Helper once a year, but maintain a healthy lifestyle otherwise, I would say that's a guilty pleasure. I'm acknowledging that it's garbage, and that I'm "guilty" for enjoying it.

>>8099149
fat fuck.

>>8098923
fattie detected

>taste of water isn't a taste

Wew.

>Water doesn't have a taste
>Shart in mart detected

>>8098860
Caniac Combo, no Coleslaw, extra toast. Large freshly squeezed lemonade please.

>some kind of toxic hell burrito
>polar pop composed of 80% voltage, 15% standard dew, and 5% brisk raspberry tea

Burrito from down the road

Marie's cooking channel is pretty authentic

https://youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>>8098820
>Entire brand revolves around being vulgar
>Still censors swears
This crap grinds my gears. Especially if they're like him and they swear every 4 seconds. Like they pride themselves in not a giving a f(BEEP)(GUNSHOTS)(GONG) but they still obviously care enough to censor everything with loud, jarring sounds in order to make sure they get that YouTube money. It's never funny.

>>8098880
but anon, he says fuck and shit and ass and cunt all the time

onions
olive oil
garlic

>>8098654

Rice
Olive Oil
Cubed bacon

Yes yes I know le bacon meme, but they're conveniently packaged for the correct amount of meat for 1 person for 1 dish - the smallest package of chicken is a half-pound.

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>buying toast

Dont know what u like 4 example

teriyaki chicken

>>8098652
veggie delight. Hold all veggies except carrots and dill pickles. heavy on the ranch.

peanut butter jar + spoon

baked potato with chili and grated cheese

burritos

Most things on the bottom shelf in your frozen premade food isle

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teriyaki beef most like
looks good but not difficult outside of getting that thinly of shaven beef in the US

>>8098589
Mongolian beef you worthless dumb piece of shit, you're a fucking disgrace, a waste of space fucking culture yourself

but a veggie burger is basically just a falafel sandwich and a falafel sandwich is good.

you want me to eat my falafel sandwich all deconstructed into some kind of bullshit salad? get outta here with that

Anon, you remember how back when you were 7 or 8 your uncle put his thing in your mouth as a game.
You know how you fantasize about doing that to your nephew now and feel ashamed about it?
That's how vegans feel about eating animal products. They still crave it, but they look for other ways to satisfy that craving. In this case it's fake meat.

Veganism is retarded, but they have a point.

We could use to reduce our meat portions. Have a four or six ounce filet of quality beef and plenty of vegetables, legumes, tubers and grains to round out the meal.

Meat is key to a balanced diet, but humans are retarded and think you either have to eat a 72oz steak or refrain from eating anything a living being may have urinated on.

>>8098541
how can you type if you can't read it says chile habanero right on the bottle.

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>>8098544
but what makes it so smokey

Habanero's are very sweet and fruity and not at all smoky.
Perhaps they smoke them before processing? They could have also added liquid smoke or ancho/chipotles.

>>8098492
A cold cucumber. Peeled, plain. Delicious
But I agree with cereal.

>>8098496
Mmmm. That's a childhood memory growing up. Picking a cucumber from the garden, peeling and slicing it, but I would drizzle some white vinegar and pepper on it. So good.

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Cold soba noodles. With Tofu and dipping sauce.

A granny smith apple is good too.

>>8098394
Victorinox over Dexter any day.

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>>8098394
No. We can't have another Knife thread. Go down to you nearest restaurant supply store and pick up a chef's knife and one of pic related. Yeah, it's not going to be folded 40,000 times or have an edge honed down to 6000 grit, but it'll chop an onion and be sharp enough so you don't force it and slice yourself.

Done.

Spyderco Santoku is the best cooking knife for unser 100$

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>>8098367
Do you enjoy your work?

Have any stories where co-workers or customers pissed you off?

>>8098367
What's your favorite egg dish

Whats your salary

The beans come as a powder that you mix with water.

I order a big bucket of diarrhea and dump it directly in the toilet to save time and effort

>>8098336
chalupa supreme and cheesy gordita.
I've never worked there, but i would imagine the employees sometimes accidentally drop the tacos on the ground and still give it to the customers when no one is looking.

Getting a lactose intolerant vegetarian girlfriend is one of the best things that ever happened to my food budget. I get 75% of my protein from sources way more affordable than meat now, my shits are super hardy and regular and my skin has almost totally cleared up. Seriously dude, learn to eat vegetarian 4 days a week and you'll notice an improvement.

>>8098247
Increase your dinner budget and make extra.
Sandwiches are cheap if you aren't picky.
Make a big pot of soup on the weekend and reheat throughout the week.
Skip lunch and have fruit/nuts/seeds during the day.
Intermittent fasting (if you can make it work for you, I feel like it's more of a single person kind of thing).

>>8098251
so you're just eating beans and chickpeas for protein or something like that?