What is the most stupid plebian behaviour you have ever seen in regards to food?
my fucking parents are moronic food troglodynes. They overcook steak every Tuesday night - Which they dub 'steak night', but I have hilariously taken to describing as 'Meat Juice Gone Away Tues Day' due to how dry the steak is.
They are honestly appalling. Every time they 'cook steak' they print off a multitude of online steak house menus, and use them as napkins because 'they wipe the floor with that disgusting bloody stuff you get in a restaurant'.
Today they overcooked the steak even more than usual - Enough that they noticed it was overcooked. And guess what?
They are blaming the BUTCHER!
My mother is downstairs right now creating a 4 page complaint detailing her issues with the steak. She has said that she refuses to pay for her next meat from their, and will post the complaint via envelope tomorrow morning.
Well, I intend to put a stop to it.I am going to open her letter and slide in a few pictures of the leftovers from the bin so the butcher sees how much they overcook it every single time. I hope he won't feel bad. He is an expert at his job and doesn't deserve to lose business because some fat morons think the texture of a trampoline is the way to enjoy their meat. In fact I sometimes bounce my head back as a joke to myself on 'steak night' to represent this texture.
Disgusting food overall. Makes me sick.
>>8175422
Nobody cares you underaged little shit
I can still see a little bit of pink in the middle.
I have, unironically, sent steaks back to be finished off that were cooked to that standard.
the obvious only solution to this is to commit multiple acts of terrorism and then kill your family and then yourself after writing a 30 page manifesto about well done steak
The Golden Chicken Sandwich is the perfect addition to The Habit menu that is known for its variety, quality and value. This Golden Chicken Sandwich ($6.25) starts with a fresh, filleted chicken breast that is hand-dipped into house-made seasoned flour and buttermilk, not just once but twice, before being fried to perfection and custom made to order. This extra care gives the Golden Chicken a crunchy, flavorful crust while keeping all the juiciness. The Golden Chicken Sandwich is topped with a new spicy red pepper sauce and served with fresh sliced tomato, lettuce and tangy pickles on a soft toasted bun.
And it's still not better than chik fil a's spicy chicken
But is it the McChicken, the best fast food sadwich?
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
hey /ck/, what herb is this?
>>8176596
Uh can you censor that? At first glance the image looked like worms
>>8176601
thyme
>lol KFC has another new Colonel
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/pete-campbell-lands-kfc-account-vincent-kartheiser-your-new-colonel-173968
Too bad we didn't get more of this WWE/KFC crossover.
What's a good rice cooker I can get for $20?
spend the money on a bullet and shoot yourself in the face
You're better off at a goodwill or other second hand store
>>8176479
if you eat rice a lot dont cheap out and buy a nice jap one. never cheap out on shit you use a lot
Best brand of chocolate?
Callier
Valrhona
Weeb chocolate
Would you eat a dick cake?
>>8176449
just the tip
that's disgusting, I'd never eat cake
>>8176450
>he doesnt think the frenulum is the best part
absolutely pleb
Hey, /ck/!
I was wondering if you could get help me with lunch for work. I'm a novice at cooking and I hate spending too much money on outdoor crap, so would it be possible for anyone here to give me pasta salad recipes (with or without meat) which are simple, delicious and can be kept in the fridge for several days?
Would really appreciate it, thanks.
Pasta salads aren't very complicated. This one is great (it's been on heavy rotation all summer)
>>8176345
Thanks a lot for this chart.
>>8176351
you're welcome.
Why is curry the best food on earth? literally every style is delicious and you just feel good eating it.
post curry, pictures, recipes, tips, etc
It's rich and oily and full of spices, filling and very comfy. Best thing to do is dip naan in a lamb rogan josh
>curry thread
>posts disgusting japanese cake curry
Neck yourself
>>8176630
I like japanese curry, i prefer indian obviously
but yeah dude, how dare that guy post a
picture of the food he likes, what a loser..
What did you bake today?
I followed advice from /ck/ and my bread has improved.. Keeping the dough in the fridge over night has made it much easier to handle.
Retarded 20% whole wheat
Was this an extended autolyse or a proper retarded ferment? Either way it looks like it came out well!
These are some mantou buns I made just earlier today. Super simple but I didn't bother to gather the bottoms in so they're not as tight and cute as they could be. Love the texture on these for some reason.
>>8176330
This one was with the yeast. It makes a difference.
Are those buns so fluffy that they float up?
>he cooks bacon on the stove instead of in the oven
is there a faster way to spot an amateur?
tfw to intellgient to fall for the bacon meme
>>8176192
>He cooks instead of creating menus
Faster.
I cook it in the microwave. Suck it, OP
I understand there is alot of snobbery across the seas in regards to US Foods and the general American dining scene. Yuros and others are politically incorrect when it comes to their disdain for American success and as such, American dining establishments usually don't get the recognition they deserve.
But that's complete crap. It's time to recognize Waffle House and Chick-Fil-A globally for all they have achieved.
Take Waffle House for example:
>Family of four sits down
>orders breakfast
>served an incredible meal, quickly and with appropriate technique
>out of there for less than $30.00
Frankly I'm astounded and the level of bullshit Americans have to put up with abroad.
Please respect our restaurants and the hard work that goes into producing a warm and affordable meal.
Ever since I watched a korean tv show. I've wanted to open up my own waffle place.
buy waffle house food is vile. taking your family there is technically child abuse
>>8176165
Honestly, its hard to beat pecan waffles with a couple of runny fried eggs on top or hot homemade biscuits with butter and sorghum.
Why is breakfast so based?
What is the liquor/vodka/whatever with the least amount of calories?
Pepsi MAX
alcohol converts to sugar in your body
>>8176081
vodka doesn't have calories
>he still eats meat and dairy
Why are you still that disgusting, heart disease-inducing thing commonly known as meat? When will you join the vegan master-race?
Because I'm not a faggot
>>8176032
>http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pa-mom-obsessed-vegan-diet-fed-baby-fruits-nuts-article-1.2826822
keep killing babies you fucking whack job
the good news is you are you going to work yourselves out of the gene pool at this rate
>why are you still meat?
Vegans are also meat.
Name what country you're from and it's best food region.
USA, Northern California.
>>8176029
USA, the South, regrettably.
>>8176029
USA, Southern California
>>8176029
USA, best food region depends on what kind of food you want, for BBQ it's NC, for deli meats it's the northeast.
california is the absolute shittiest food region in the nation, all you have there is beaner crap (gotta go to new mexico or arizona for good mexican food) or hipster trash.