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Bump for interest. What's the minimum price point that's worth buying? What features should I look out for?

Id reccomend a thermomix, its good for everything it advertises as doing (except i still kneed my dough). Pretty durable too

>>8170238
>>8172098

In my experience this is HIGHLY dependent on what you want to do with it. Especially the "what features should I look for" question.

Some people use the food pro to make dough. That requires (obviously) a dough blade and a strong, powerful machine. That requirement is radically different from someone who just wants to make salsa.

>>8172114
That's a blender you retard.

>>8176461
>radiation

Why do dumb bitches like these think they should blog?

The one that works

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>>8177432
why tho

>>8176808
Myprotein, according to Labdoor,

Powdered skim milk

>>8176808
Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard whey in mocha cappuccino is pretty good, around $60 for a five pound tub I think. Good flavor, high protein content, not too expensive. 10/10 would buy again

Yes.

>>8175841
No point shelling out that much for a knife unless you have solid knife skills and can sharpen it properly. Otherwise it's not worth it. If you have those things it's a great knife but there are still better ones for less money imo

I own the 210 mm mighty Mac chefs knife.

No reason to buy a Mac more expensive than that, it's already exceptionally high quality.

I know where you can get one for $60 too, if you're interested.

I don't even know what you're asking. I drink coffee sometimes, yes.

nothing but coffee all day so far. breaking my fast in the afternoon like a boss.

>>8175345
Lurk more newfriend

boil em mash em put them in a stew

cube
boil water
add potatoes
simmer for 15 minutes
drain
add whatever you're flavoring it with
mash

>>8176988

So after cutting and boiling, I drain.

Add butter and maybe chopped garlic? Some cheese too, maybe? Salt and pepper to taste after?

Anything I can do with the starch water from boiling.... Like can I use that to make a gravy?

>>8176979

I've heard this reference but can't recall what its from.

yes that sounds good anon.

dont forget a dash of salt and pepper! :3c

>fertilize them with your semen
>whip em up with some cream cheese
>cook it omelette style
>apply your proferrred omellette toppings
>splash some maple syrup on the still cooking eggs so they have delicious sweet surprise spots
there you go faggacino

Fry three eggs, slice two thick slices of tomato. Spread hummus on two slices of bread, make sandwich. Fucking delicious.

crock of shit

Shark fin soup so you can follow your friends at redlettermedia and jump over it

Crockpots and slow cookers are pretty great. Slow cooking cheap cuts of meat with veggies is the way to go. You dont have to sit their and keep an eye on everything for an hour. You just throw the shit in ans get on with your day. Most recipies are going to take 4+ hours though

Just go to the store, and look at whats on sale. In my area its always chicken thighs/breast or pork chops/shoulder. Then google 'pork shoulder crockpot.'

I like seasoned bbq pork chops with potatoes, carrots, and onion.

Theres mushrooms and garlic chicken with a lemon-mustard sauce.

Youre gonna have to look it all up when youre in the mood and have the time to cook it at reasonable hour though.

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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

lol no thanks, I don't do Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, or any of your shitty social media garbage My mind and my decisions are not commodities and I do not expose myself to "free" media tracking my data and intertwined with advertisements.

That's the difference between me, a free man, and you, an idiot who feeds from the trough of the morons and begs for more.

>>8176157
>Cleans out my system
Enjoy your failed liver

>>8175701
Hammer a steak into your heart, retard.

>>8175701
>stake
>I wondered why it had the flavor and >texture of wood.

Damn vampires.

Give the kids trail mix and the parents Donald Trump campaign literature

I don't know but when I lived in a 99% mexican apartment complex I forgot to buy candy and gave each kid a packet of ramen. From then on I was treated like a Messiah.

>>8174065
Dystopia

Old dutch used to have a buffalo flavour i miss

>>8176591

I cry lots but yes.

>>8176591
i can handle like a 6/10 at a thai place but if you ask me to go any hotter i'm gonna be pretty miserable tbqh

Yeah, but my colon hates me for it.