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>>8179563
Off-brand cereal is literally the same thing. Comes from the same factory.

>>8179565

I don't know man. Most store brand cereals don't taste this good, and they can't be the only cereal manufacturer that grocery chains deal with,

That's really nice packaging. I'd buy that any day if they sold it near me.

>>8179515
He's back! What state do you live in?

Dinner looks like shit as usual but I'd eat and drink it

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Honestly that looks like most of my dinners. I don't know why I even come here. Tonight I'm having two boxes of wine, a turkey cheese cracker lunchable, and a chicken salad sandwich from the grocery deli.

>>8179523
New Jerz

Figure out something you want to cook, then do it. Or if you have a parent or relative that is a good cook, ask them, they will be thrilled.

This should get you started:
http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

nobody here actually cooks

we just eat at restaurants and watch gordon ramsay shows

Rice cooker.

>>8176060
in a thing that gets hot with some water in it and then you do it correctly and it turns out pretty good try that

I love granola (homemade, store bought stuff is mostly garbage) but it's not overly healthy.

For oatmeal I usually do steel cut oats in a slow cooker with milk and water (I like about a 20/80 mix), some cinnamon, a little brown sugar, and roughly diced apples and/or chopped up raisins.

fruit

Beef jerky.

>>8175217
Carrots, apples, sweet potato(I like it raw, but it could be microwaved), etc. anything that doesn't get disgusting from spending a little bit of time outside of the fridge.
Nuts, beef jerky.

>>8174708
Looks really good. That's a proper medium-rare and not whatever those stupid infographics say is medium-rare.

Pretty fucking good mate. You did cut your shrooms a bit too small for my liking.
I mostly just half them, fry in really hot oil then add garlic,black pepper and a finely sliced shallot.
End the show with a splash of white wine, let it cook for a sec, add a bit of cream and fresh thyme.

tadaaa tasty shroom in creamsauce

>>8174708
Excellent crust, and perfectly rare. Good job OP. Keep on cooking. (Some one will be along shortly to tell you you suck)

Vegans have a race problem. They are unbearably white

>>8179789
You can live healthily as a vegan
But morally I don't see the point
Animals eat animals throughout nature
If the livesstock we eat have comfortable lives and are killed quickly I'm happy

>>8179789
vegans are pussies who don't understand the moral strength it takes to raise a food animal compassionately, but still be able to slaughter it

>>8179670
Yoghurt with muesli or oats or some shit

A bowl of oats or porridge with a bit of honey

Fruit. Literally any fruit

Whole grain toast

Some milk

A toasted sandwich


These are all focused around pragmatism, easy to make and practical to eat in a rush

>>8179710
>A toasted sandwich

What kind of sandwich?

>>8179714
Eggs and breaded fish sandwich.

Ketchup and brown sugar.

I'm not joking.

>>8178248
I always used to have it with ketchup covering the top before baking

>>8178248
Caramelize onions, then pour beef stock on top. Mix in a slurry of corn starch and water. Bring to slight boil so it thickens. Season to your taste. That's a basic onion gravy.

>>8178815
metal taste good

glass > can > (plastic) bottle

>>8178827
This man is speaking the truth

Is there something on top of those english muffins or am I seeing things?

>>8178539

Butter.

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>People actually enjoy chewy bacon rather than crispy bacon
>mfw

Don't put the pot directly INTO the pie and just bake it. Classic beginner's mistake. Look up what to do to it beforehand for the specific temperature and time you'll be baking at. Ideally, you should be able to mix it into the dough for the crust so it doesn't interfere with the flavor too much.

>>8175098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyyS14eyrn4

>>8175106
took me a minute to realize wtf you were talking about.

Sorry dad

>>8174096
>chemist explains to him how to make pasta correctly

should have put olive oil in it.

>mfw there are people out there that do not know that taco is from SNL
(´・ω・｀)

>>8174063
I don't understand why they wrap it in a coffee filter before folding a crepe around it.

>>8174063
I would

That it's fake is a letdown, has anyone recreated it?

>>8173428
I'm sorry, sir/ma'am, but advertising is not allowed on this sight,

>>8173457
Sight?
Jesus.

>>8173428
>>8173428
If we're in an advertising thread, I might as well sell my new ACMECO Shill Catcher.

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