what are some good ways to make food super fattening without it being very noticeable
especially in regards to Kraft Dinner/Mac and cheese
>>8160924
You trying to beef up your gf too?
Bump for interest
>>8160924
Go heavy on the fats (lots of butter/oil) and increase serving size.
I remember reading that canola oil was good
but I wonder how much is too much?
like how much exactly would /ck/ suggest for one batch of KD
along with the fact that it has like a quater block of butter in it too
If i ate nothing but boneless skinless chicken breast and broccoli and drank nothing bit water for a month how malnourished would i be by the end of it
Marijuana thread?
>>8189259
I meant actual broccoli go to /b/
>>8189253
You'd probably be fine. You'd definitely be getting enough protein. Broccoli is powerful in vitamin content, has some carbohydrates, and a small amount of fats. The chicken appears to have enough essential fatty acids. If anything, I'd be concerned that it might not be enough. A little cooking oil or occasional nuts in there and it seems nutritionally complete. Boring as fuck though. Why would you hypothetically do this?
I have a nice copper pan but I'm looking for something that is overpriced, very heavy, has terrible thermal conductivity, is susceptible to rust, a pain in the ass to clean and maintain, adds metal to the food, and should be restricted to non-acidic foods.
Any ideas /r/cooking? Thanks!
>he fell for the Cu meme
>>8189275
The Cunt meme.
You're a copper fucked cunt.
Who /streetwise/ here?
>>8187780
shut up nigger.
>>8187780
what the fuck is this
Is this real?
>when you have to accommodate the one idiot going keto/paleo/vegan
>>8187736
>when your server doesn't have the balls to call you out
>when you're a entrepreneur, can afford to be in the best shape of your life, and free to do whatever
>when they stress the small shit
I can go all day, loser.
>he doesn't like experimenting
It forces me to be creative
>>8187736
This stuff is vegan. That's all your getting at my BBQ.
Can you get shake n bake to come out like actual breading, instead of just meat covered in dry crumbs? What is the secret?
Use bread crumbs, flour, egg like any respectable human. Degenerate.
>>8187694
Welcome to the '70's.
god fucking damnit i hope this is b8
What do you do for a work Lunch? I'm not traveling anymore and don't feel like eating out every day, and I don't really know how to have a tasty easy work Lunch. What do you do /ck/? Ideas?
I eat the shops sawdust off the floor.
>>8187072
>eating lunch
When will this meme end?
>>8187072
guac.
Healthy shit you didn't think would be good but ain't half bad. (Quinoa, lentils, edamame, cayenne, olive oil, paprika)
>>8184597
gross
all 3 individually are good but that seems like a weird mix
>>8184636
why
it's just grains and seeds. Literally the same thing as rice and beans
>>8184597
Why does quinoa always look like a bunch of tiny used condoms?
Please
If you didn't dump the whole bowl into your sack, you're a cuck.
>>8189249
Ha
What do I look like to you?
A decent human being?
Anyone else remember the LSD-in-candy craze from the 90s?
They didn't tell us how good LSD is. That would have been the best Halloween ever.
Will there be any noticeable difference (eg in taste/texture) if I use beer instead of water in making (yeasted) pizza dough?
Beer and dough use different strains of yeast, retard.
The dough will inflate to the amount of the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
You will not be satisfied.
>>8189163
it can help improve flavor if you only have a short time to ferment the dough. i would only use lagers or lighter beers, though.
>search catalog
>no dinner thread
WHAT. THE. FUCK. Were you all too busy getting drunk and screwing sloots? Fucking DINNER thread, r8 h8 and masturb8!
No we're all busy leaving our mother's basement on a Saturday night
Fuck off and kill yourself fucking weebo
>>8189046
Bumping with an oldie...
>>8189132
what exactly are you trying to say
Are these ever acceptable to use when making a soup, stew, or gravy...and why does mommy always use them?
my parents fight a lot
It's entirely up to you whether or not it's acceptable to use them, as it's you who will be consuming it. No point talking about it further.
What is the best way to cook an egg. And why is it over medium?
>over medium
That's a burnt over easy.
>>8187411
"over medium"
What the flying fuck does that mean?
Speak English you fucking mongoloid
>>8187416
I'm pretty sure everybody knows what over medium means
>scorching hot ends
>partially frozen middle
what gives?
>>8185255
the middle is where all the filling is and takes longer to heat up
>>8185259
how do i solve this problem? it's really been ticking me off
>>8185268
use lower power on the microwave. like 30% or 40%. it will take longer, but it will be more evenly heated.
What's the most you've eaten in one sitting?
8 plates of food at a chinese buffet
I came out of surgery and I was all fucked up from the drugs and it induced some serious munchies. I ate;
Two meat pies
Four bags of extruded corn snacks
A steak
A pound of ham rolled around sliced pickles
Four large McDonald's fries
Six cheeseburgers
Twenty nuggets
Two caramel donuts
A McDonald's sundae
A big bag of m&ms
And three carrots in about a twelve hour period.
Then the codeine bunged up my bowel and u felt super full and sick til I had a great shit like 48 hours later
polite request that anyone who responds goes into detail about why they ate so much and how they felt during/after.