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Just use online recipes

They are a relic from the time before the internet existed.

You should own at least a couple of cookbooks. Yeah, there's a ton of shit online, but 99% of it is absolute shit. You'll come across at least 6-9 absolutely wrong recipes for every good one. Also ads and malware.

>>8246999
I don't think so. It would be nice if there was a cookbook for nutritionally balanced meals that only took 15 minutes to make including clean up, but no such thing exists.

>>8246983
Cumin koriander turmeric cardemon chili powder cinnamon black pepper

>>8246983
Poo

>>8246983
Just mix together every herb and spice you can get your hands on.

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>>8246955
>Doc says if I continue to consume dairy I'll end up ripping my insides apart

Why? I'm trying to bulk and I eat a fuckload of dairy per day. Milk, cottage cheese, Greek yogurt, butter and whey products. A-am I dead?

I thought there's nothing wrong with dairy.

>>8246963
Post your physique or lies

>>8246964
Lie about what? Why would i want to post my horrible DYEL body?

Go full sissy. They'll either be too repulsed by you to act, or turned on in which case they'll stuff your bird with sausage, if you catchy drift.

>>8246893
I am a vegetarian, if you catch my drift. I don't eat sausage, or want it in my bird.

Use brocolli as a club to hit the bullies back.

make a crumble mein negro and pour it on top.

Or drink it from the tin

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>>8246816
Chug it

>>8246816
Throw it into a pot of water and boil it.

>>8246801

I would recommend an extra large double pepperoni pizza topped with french fries, extra American cheese, chicken fingers, onion rings, macaroni and cheese, ranch, hot sauce, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and donuts. Just all his favourite foods piled on there to make an American classic. My condolences and sorry for your loss!

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>>8246801
Forced Meme it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

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>>8246801
I like to end my days with a nice, warm Big Mac, hot fresh fries, and a large coke!

Cost of living in major cities is higher than less populated areas.

Anyway, just look up gutter oil and you will not longer be fascinated by Asian street foods.

>>8246772
I fil u, famalam. Flyover land is hell.

>>8246776
Worth it

I like chili

>>8246744
Good for (You)

I like chili too

Some of them basically taste like chocolate flavored ice. I eat them sometimes though

If you want a low calorie substitute for ice cream, just drink whole milk. It has a lot of calories, but way less than ice cream.

>>8246749
Whole milk doesn't taste like ice cream

>>8246658
>Be me
>6 years old
>My Nong Shim Ramyun with kimchi too hot to eat
>I like my cold sprite
>Pour the whole can in
>I cry until my dad says I make make more

>Be me
>20
>Velveeta shells stuff
>Cooked normally

>be hungry kid
>want bowl of cereal
>pour cereal
>no milk
>don't want dry cereal
>just need to make it wet, right?
>pour water over cereal
>try it
>no longer want cereal

>>8247085
People who put water of cereal are the true victims in life

Simple butter or cocunut oil

I never made actual edibles, only firecrackers and ABV. The firecrackers were ok, but the ABV was great, besides the fact it tasted like shit. I always put it in yogurt and ate it fast as possible. I remember one time eating 2 grams of ABV and not feeling anything, so I ate another 2 grams, then a few minutes later the first dose hit me. I was high for like 20 hours. I went to sleep stoned, woke up still stoned, and was stoned all day at work. It was great.

ABV or low & slow* raw to be used like ABV.

*22 minutes / 250 F (120 C)

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No, you've made your bed, now lie in it.

>>8246583
You know what would go brilliantly with that?
A triple fried egg sandwich with chili sauce and chutney

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>>8246583
He would be proud.

Making a delicate bed breakfast after a night long love season with my qt.

Something like fluffy/creamy scrambled eggs with cheese, french toast and mini pancakes with some sweet milk tea.

The first step is to find said qt though.

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>>8246494
I'll be your qtπ for the night if you make me that breakfast. Hope you like hairy holes.

Eating a light dinner with my gf at a fancy farm to table restaurant with creative stuff on the menu. The going out of a specialty pastry for some coffee and maybe something sweet. The walking along the water with her sipping our coffee.Since we ate pretty light we pick up some baos on the way home. After we get settled at home with out stomachs full we snuggle up together and start to kiss. I then pull the covers over us and rip a mean fart.

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>>8246479
What? It's probably potatoes, cabbage, eggs and beef on occasion.

Use salt and pepper, if that's not too ungodly. Man. christcucks. Every time.

>>8246479
>I need to know what monastery food is like and how I can make it taste at least decent.

dude...its not suposed to taste good....in a monastic context food is fuel for life and prayer.....enjoying food too much is deemed sinfull in a fashion

>>8246492
don't get memed on
op is just changing up the 'I'm going to prison' bit

>>8246453
this is literally all the food you have?

>>8246453

Rice with a side of cheese slices and olives?

>>8246453
clean your fucking house???