>tfw i just payed $200 bucks for this baby and i'm gonna have a good time tonight
>>8247716
>payed
>$200 for a 2012
Enjoy your placebo effect and post-purchase rationalization.
Alcohol really falls off past the $30 mark
Nothing to see here, just OP using wine to cope up his loneliness.
Are anchovies so salty naturally, or did everyone just agree to put a shitton of salt on them?
>>8247694
Bruh, they come from the sea, the sea is pretty salty
They're a cured fish product so yes they will be salty because of that
>>8247714
But anchovies are saltier than other sea fish.
Can you put things that would normally rust in the dishwasher if you take it out before the drying process?
Handwash them, lazy millennial.
>>8247607
dude its 2016 ..... lol ..................
Recommend me some savory oats recipes, something like a soup or stew pls
Oats + high fructose corn syrup (from genetically modified corn) and water
>>8247547
just cover it with sugar
1 tsp of salt
There, you're done.
When I make chicken soup, I make it kinda by memory by how my mom and grandmother taught me, that is with comfort herbs like parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme, and maybe tarragon or a bay leaf or two, veggies, and chicken thighs cooked and simmered in butter and garlic.
I had a friend tell me that was retarded and I'm just muddying up chicken soup, which should be simple: chicken breast, stock and onion to taste.
What is the right answer? How do you make your soup, /ck/? Gimme some personal recipes
Your friend is a fucking mook
>>8247442
Not many people I know like to cook, the few that I do know are somewhere between elitist and utilitarian and take pride in bland things.
No, I am not Russian
>>8247436
Your friend is fucked. I just made a delicious chicken soup last week.
> Prepped chicken stock out of the freezer
> Bone in, skinless chicken thighs
> Saute until golden
> Onions, carrots, and celery
> Saute in pot
> Add chicken stock
> Add chicken thighs with bones
> Add fresh herb braid (rosemary, thyme, bay, sage)
> Boil an hour or two
> Remove chicken from bones, discard bones, shred chicken.
> Cook noodles in stock separately
Lately I've been using ramen noodles....easy to have just a serving or two of noodles and they absorb the soup broth nicely.
What can you do with 60 pounds of boneless inverted pork rectums?
make soup i guess
that or fuck them
open a school canteen
nothing
once you invert them, rectums are useless
What's your cuppa tea today /ck/?
>>8247250
>tea
>not coffee
What kind of american are you?
Thank god for the English bringing tea to the world. If it was left up to China we wouldn't be having tea.
>>8247250
same low quality Chun mee
I'm hoping the tea sampler I bought on aliexpress arrives shortly
Pick a fuckin side. Now.
No contest
Never had pork crackle but the supermarket I go to sells it, is it worth buying?
Who /waiter/ here?
>tfw work at a fancy wedding catering company
>today serving lobster
>carry them out in racks, six serves at a time
>while walking near the dance floor I trip over my shoelace
>plates of lobster tumble straight onto the floor and onto a gentleman's tuxedo
>music stops
>over 500 people watching me, including my boss while I clean the 900 dollar goop strewn across the entire dance floor
Fuck me lads, this is life traumatizing. Whenever we serve lobster I just hide in the bathroom now, no joke. We have so many workers that no-one realizes.
>>8247133
Youre going to get a lot of hate here.
Prepare yourself .
sucks to be you
why did you ruin so much food that someone with an actual skill produced.
What do you guys think of "Spirit Cooking"? Worth a try?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EsJLNGVJ7E
Here's a link to the recipe book
http://www.editionjs.com/img/abramovic/
>>8247116
>mix fresh breast milk with fresh sperm milk
fucking stopped right here take your disgusting fetish shit off of /ck/ im tired of all this stupid fucking shit posting on this board i swear to christ why even post that shit here really
>>8247117
>disgusting fetish shit
how exactly is it disgusting fetish shit when noble people such as Barack Obama, John Podesta and Hillary Clinton are fans of it?
>>8247116
It's very pedestrian and screams of trying too hard while not understanding the basic principles.
Here is an example with good fundamentals and execution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qofsdSMuGbg
I want to open a business with food.
Seeing how a restaurant is out of the question, what's the most bare bones operation I can achieve?
Redpill me on food trucks. Are there hidden fees I'm not aware of?
What's the difference between a food truck and a catering truck? Can you have a catering business that sells like a food truck?
You can be one of those guys at the train station with a hot dog grill strapped to your chest
>>8247088
>most barebones
Sell candy bars, cans of sardines, water bottles, fresh fruits, etc. You can unwrap them and put them on paper plates and pour the water in plastic cups.
For food trucks you cat store them where every you want they have to go to a lot With other food trucks you also pay a fee every year which is around $1000ish
I put some whiskey in ground beef for nachos recently. It was okay.
In your opinion, what are the best dishes that use whiskey, that you've cooked or eaten? I'm curious now.
Bourbon shrimp flambé
>>8247081
Wait so you cooked the beef with the whiskey right? you didn't just pour is on the nachos right?
>>8248182
Oh noooo, I cooked it in. I didn't have that much in me at the time, certainly.
This is a royal gala amirite?
It tastes very sweet and like a pear without the bullshit fiber.
Or is it a golden delicious?
Are there wild royal gala trees in your country?
I live in sweden so im curious
>>8247059
>I live in sweden so im curious
Most swedes are.
It's a uranus apple. You can tell because of the ring like structure surrounding the stem area.
>>8247068
Yes some kind
Its soul is sweet
Is it feasible to make baby food at home? Is there really a bunch of nutrition additives in commercial baby food that they absolutely NEED or is pureed shit good enough?
>>8247053
Put baby mouth on mommy tit
5-star level baby food cookery.
When toddler, give steak. If toddling tornado eats, it is grown enough to leave the tit.
stick to breastfeeding friend
otherwise avoid fructose, sucrose, and lactose, since babies cant digest that shit
>>8247057
>babies can't digest lactose
No milk then?
Cretin.
Is an Old Fashioned supposed to just taste like Vodka?
I ordered this drink and it just tastes like a vodka I had once, except instead of getting it over and done with with one shot, I'm sipping the fucking thing.
It tastes horrible, but at least it smells nice. It's not at all what I expected from what I heard people say about it.
>vodka
WHAT
>>8247027
Yeah, it tastes like this brand. I even asked the bartender for bourbon with the drink, isn't that what you're supposed to always have anyway?
Fuck me it actually tastes so bad, I want to leave but I'm too much of a pussy to just leave a full drink on the table. At least I'm not sitting at the bar where the guy who made the drink can watch me try to sip the thing.
I think I'll stick to beer.