Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that 90% of "craft beers" are just meme beers and not actually that good?
>>8259122
They are usually good, they're just not mind-blowing.
>Now that the dust has settled
what dust
when was there dust
yes lets all just drink miller high life and suck eachothers dick
cuz we're big faggots who like the taste of dick
R8 my gnocchi.
Sweet potato with garlic sage brown butter sauce and parmesan.
>brown butter sauce
RARE/10
>>8259114
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but thank you
Looks good m80. Would eat/10
hey /ck/ i make carnitas for the first time, howd i do?
can't see shit/10
>>8259007
I give up. How'd you do?
>>8259010
i dont know, thats why i'm asking you. Did they taste good?
Hi, this is my situation
$10
All basics
Unlimited eggs
Most herbs and spices
What should I make?
>>8258992
Four 23.5 Fl Oz Mikes Harder Lemonade costs exactly $10.
>>8258999
are you calling him a homosexual?
>Unlimited eggs
Sell them, make money, buy whatever you want
/food & cooking/ since pbr bros thread is reaching 3hunna thought id make another. Excuse my shitty camera.
Making marinated sirloin and baked (lmao weed bro) potatoes.
Used salt, pepper, chile powder, paprika, soy sauce, lemon, whiskey, olive oil, fresh garlic, and chives in the marinade.
>>8258946
>whiskey
Are you sure?
What are some web pages/books I can read to learn about basic nutrition? I don't actually know what different nutrients do or why I need them.
>>8258349
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOUR QUESTION BUT THATS A GNARLY PICTURE BRO
>>8258349
/fit/
Also how do I separate memes from reality when it comes to things like keto dieters or raw vegans
There are so many differing claims about what's good or bad for you that I'm not sure what to believe
>make simple omelet
>offer a bit to cats
>both recoil a bit
>one attempts to bury it
Am I going to die if I eat my eggs? These cats never reject anything
>>8258205
JUST STOP BEING A PUSSY AND EAT IT YOU DONKEY
Are they paying rent or offering remuneration? Then WTF do you care?
>>8258205
Cats are retardedly picky about table scraps. Just eat it you'll be fine
Recently turned legal age to drink and I'm interested in trying different cocktails without spending a fortune at bars. So I'm gonna try the home bar thing. I was thinking maybe getting a bottle each of vodka, rum, and whiskey to start.
What are some decent choices that aren't too expensive?
I see alcoholic threads all the time so I figure you guys are the ones to ask
Buy gin also
>>8258200
WHISKEY IS THE BEST BUT YOU WONT LIKE IT IF YOUR A LIQUOR NOOB. YOUR BEST BEST IS TO START WITH VODKA AS A MIXER. ITS RELATIVELY FLAVORLESS BUT EASY TO DRINK. BE CAREFUL NOT TOO LOSE YOUR ASS.
WELCOME ON YOUR FIRST STEP ON YOUR JOURNEY TO ALCOHOLISM. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.
>>8258209
Do you have a recommendation for a good whisky for starters?
I'll try my best not to die an alcoholic
So my local grocery always has a lot of ungraded beef on sale.
This means that the cattle were old enough that they couldn't have been graded as select or higher, so they didn't even bother grading (i.e., you're getting something that would've been graded cutter, canner, or utility).
I've been seeing these tenderloins for awhile. Is there a use for them considering they're more expensive than choice boneless NY strip, and all but guaranteed to be tougher?
american beef is garbage
stay away
>>8257136
Your Steroid infused 'beef' would be illegal in most European countries.
Good luck in finding a recipe from other Americans that doesn't involve selling it to a fast-food 'restaurant'.
Are truffles a scam or are they really that good?
http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2016/11/04/500726210/episode-733-a-trunk-full-of-truffles
Nigga, it's just a mushroom. Just like with cavier, it's just fish eggs. Just another marketing ploy from the French Jews to make more money out of their mediocre food.
Nothing in modern times has ever been priced based on how good it is. Truffles are only expensive because of the convoluted harvesting method.
>>8256934
>truffles are mushrooms.
Dumb cunt.
>went to Mexico recently
>drank these badboys
Holy fuck. I don't think I can ever go back to drinking regular pop. The sugar instead of syrup really fucking awesome. Fucking hell. How am I supposed to drink ordinary pop when this God tier nectar is below me? Might have to start importing. Fuck American pop.
>>8256537
What's the difference like?
>>8256545
The pop has a way more extravagant taste. The pop in America is just like drinking sugar but down in Mexico you really taste all the flavours and feel refreshed after it.
American pop just can't compete.
>>8256548
You can easily just go into any supermarket and buy soda in glass bottles that actually say sugar in the ingredients
i'm trying to cook this, anyone have tips?
>>8256507
use a larger pan or a grill
>>8256507
Any reason why you're not using a solar oven?
>>8256510
ok
did i do ok?
Who goes to their local grocery store deli and asks for a specific mass of processed, American cheese when they could get baby swiss for the same price? Not only that, but most grocery stores have both yellow and white varieties of American cheese.
mate, the only difference between white and yellow american cheese is the color.
>>8256408
>Not appreciating the subtle variances and flavor profiles between the store brand and LOL American cheese
This is my thread now, get the fuck out
>>8256415
Why would you buy it at the deli rather than in slices?
I think everyone likes a slice of gold old american at midnight on a wednesday sometimes with a spicy pickel and maybe a little bit of coffee creamer
What does your normal christmas dinner menu consist of /ck/?
Anything that you do outside the norm?
>>8256379
pancakes and cum sauce
completely serious, it's a thick sweet sauce/glaze that my family makes for rolls and pancakes every holiday, it looks like cum, and people openly call it this to my mothers disdain
it's pretty delicious
>>8256379
Double pepperoni/double cheese pizza
Hot pocket
Macaroni and cheese with ketchup
French fries
Chicken strips
Onion Rings
Bacon Cheeseburgers
Doritos
Hot dogs
Lots of condiments, ketchup, mustard, honey mustard, bbq sauce, sweet n sour, ranch.
Do this type of feast with my parents every Christmas.
This year was going to make chicken liver Pâte for starters, and do a small turkey and beef wellington with roast root vegies for main, with a few other sides.
I am going to be making Beef Wellington for my family of six (including myself) for Christmas. I've never made it before and am way too poor to do a practice run, so I'm gonna be winging it. Just seems somewhat intimidating. I don't even know how much fillet to buy.
Anyone particularly good at making it / tips on how not to fuck it up completely? Is it even worth the hype / the sum of the parts? Pretty early to be asking though.
I will be using this Gordon Ramsay recipe, naturally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXIPhxL5XA
>>8256349
practice with pork fillet?
>>8256356
Not a bad idea at all.
I forgot to mention though that the part that seems tricky is pan searing and then cooking in the oven for the exact amount of time each to get that perfect medium rare.
>>8256349
>"very hot pan"
>olive oil
>it doesn't burn on contact
what does he mean by this?