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First thing I did was look up a dough recipe. Google put me on to this link here.

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/01/foolproof-pan-pizza-recipe.html

I followed the directions... kinda. Well I skimmed the directions enough to get it all mixed together an let it sit for the next 8 hours.

I nap the time away and fuck around in Rust and finally its show time... But what the fuck? the dough did not risen early as much as i thought it would.

Not one to give up easily and willing to learn from my mistakes I press on with the making of this pizza.

Show sauce

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No as far as Pan Pizza goes an important item for the dish is the god damn cast iron pan, an item i do not have. In fact my earlyer question was if I could get away with using any old pan.

I was told yes but it would not quite be the same as the cast iron skillet gets seasons and imparts awesome flavor into the crust.

We being the craft fucker I am I thought "I season that pan you watch" and proceeded rub oil on the inside of a pan. Once i was satisfied with my rub down I then started to sprinkle the inside with seasons, mainly garlic salt and an Italian spice blend. The oil coating helped keep it in place and i got my ghetto seasoned pan.

>not eating pizza first and then fapping with your greasy hands

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>>8268152
Hate when that happens

>>8268158
>not cumming all over your pizza before eating it

can i lick your feet

>>8268046
Sure

>>8268064
Slurp

ice cub.

Pig in a blanket

>>8268010
baby sandwiches like tea party style, little triangle quarters
hawaiian bread sliders, like little burgers, or meatballs
Go ahead and buy cocktail toothpicks so they're festive

I make the pigs in blanket deal for my nephews. I wrap Lil' Smokies with honey crescent rolls. These guys like spicy food, so I set out Kikkoman Thai Chili sauce which is sweet-hot, and some gulden's or similar mustard.

They like chicken fingers. Just shake n bake some tenders, or slice up the chicken breast. Good on skewers. Sometimes I grill and do some satay dip.

They love ordinary cheese and crackers, or port wine and triscuits. Haven't gotten them into the stronger stuff like blue or brie.They love homemade salsa and guac as long as the chips are sturdy.

>>8268002
looks pretty greasy

>>8268008
It tends to happen when your local market has shit lamb to choose from.

>>8268002
Bump

Semen

>>8267920
Why isn't the cheese melted?

>>8267920

You need to utilize all of them and a few more.

Pour the ketchup and tobasco into a cup and infuse it then add it in the burger. Drizzle the ketchup and other hot sauce over the fries. Now try to find some ranch, mayo, and srirarcha. Mix that and pour it over the fries and in the burger too. WA LA a meal fit for a king.

Yeah this election sucked, trump should have won by at least 50 more electoral votes

if you think it is just going to be 4 years you're huffing USA bullshit gas. We don't even do that if the president is complete muffcabbage (see: bush lying us into war and everyone mysteriously forgetting.)

>>8267908
you shut your whore mouth....

Google

>>8267759
Sichuan pepper. You can replace it with black pepper if you want.
Ground cover and cinnamon. Use both sparingly in Chinese food (and liberally in Indian food).
Also, add just a little bit of sugar. It'll enhance other flavours, among them spiciness.

>>8267779
thanks!

also, is doubanjiang (sichuan chilli pepper in bean paste) any good? I read that it is fried in oil to further enhance the taste

>>8267661
They hug your arm tightly, makes me feel loved.

Depends on the flavors, honestly.

POST PRINGLES TIERS

God Tier:
>Loaded Baked Potato
>Pizza
>Buffalo Ranch

Okay Tier:
>Cheddar Cheese
>Salt & Vinegar
>Sour Cream & Onion
>Original
>Cheddar & Sour Cream

Shit Tier:
>Cheeseburger

Haven't tried the rest.

>>8267661
fat, salt, carbohydrate and sugar and artificial flavouring
Whats not to like?

>>8267628
>This follows a series of Tweets where Maloney has openly attacked Trump and his supporters.

Meh.

>Shares are down 9.4% over the past two days. An e-mail sent by Maloney (and confirmed by the company) said that he "absolutely" rejected the "nationalist, anti-immigrant and hateful politics of Donald Trump."

Meh.
>Lawers have declined to comment but have said there are several independent lawsuits already in the works as threatening to fire employees due to their voting history is highly illegal in the state of California.
>Several employees have already filed "hostile workplace" complaints as precursors to the lawsuits.

.....and that's where he fucked up. Wow, what a psycho.

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>>8267628
>GrubHub

>>8267628
>threatening to fire employees due to their voting history
>threatening to fire employees due to their voting history
>threatening to fire employees due to their voting history

Stop being so immature and rude.
When you are invited to someone's home for dinner, you eat what's served, unless there is a LEGITIMATE reason not to (food allergies, medical conditions). To just get up and leave and not come back makes you look like a total douchebag. Grow up.

>>8267603
who the fuck serves controversial foods like onions, tomatoes, anchovies, etc. when you invite someone over for dinner? i'd take my guest's preferences into consideration and avoid polarizing foods.

eg. last time i had someone over i made clam chowder, cornbread, and made a caesar salad.

>>8267607
You do realize this is a cooking board, like two or three of us know what goes into recipes. Poor troll.

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The only snack I can eat the entire bag of in one sitting.

>>8267573
Shut up you fucking ass.

>>8267581
These are good, the dried squid (plain or hot n spicy), and one I haven't seen in years, it was puff dried sweet corn from the phillipines.

pic unrelated
he’s representing the alt-right pretty well

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>>8267462

>>8267467
>>8267479
How the fuck did this happen?

>>8267433
You're an idiot

>>8267433
would help if you posted a picture of pizza, OP

>>8267433
It's starting to get very /b/ in here.

I like this one. Helped me get started and he's full of energy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-SJGQ2HLp8

it's international

it's interracial

>>8267392
>Is this intentional?

It's the machine which applies the stickers, anon. It strikes the fruit. The process of applying the sticker is literally what causes the bruise there.