Is it possible to make a burger good for you?
>>8286034
chicken burger loaded with veggies?
>>8286034
turkey burger covered in lettuce with a whole lot of veggies and no cheese
>>8286034
What part of the burger is actually bad for you?
Keep the meat fairly lean
Veggies
Don't use a fat laden sauce, but make your own relish
Bread isn't that bad unless you're a carbophobe,
Alright. I'm poor and limited on food. What can I make with these tonight?
Hominy
Ramen
Navy beans
Lemons
Bread
Ham slices
Shredded romano cheese
Rice
Garlic
Peanut butter
Seasonings and other shit:
Salt pepper
Garlic
Cilantro
Parsley
Sweet onion and herb
Apple cider vinegar
"Asian"
Olive oil
Honey
Sugar
Oregano
Ginger
Soy sauce
Cream of tartar
Holy shit why do I have more seasonings than food.
Get yourself some eggs and you can make yourself a nice frittata.
Make your bread into crumbs.
Cook your rice.
Heat up your pan w olive oil.
Put bread crumb layer on top the olive oil.
Chop up your garlic and onions.
Crack your eggs put em in the pan on top the crumbs.
Mix in your rice, ham, chopped onions and garlic.
Shredded cheese on top.
Salt and pepper + cilantro.
>>8285908
make cheesy rice with the romano and garlic (add in the hominy if you need filler), plus a ham sandwich.
Obvious choices:
-peanut butter and honey sandwich
-ham sandwich (why the fuck don't you have any mustard)
-grilled cheese with ham
-rice or fried rice
-rice and beans with the beans and rice
Slightly less obvious choices:
-Ramen (assuming individually packed, not just noodles) use a little more than half of the included packet, garlic, hominy, finely minced ham, cilantro, ginger, "Asian", and a little splash of soy
-Janky hummus with hominy and navy beans pulverized, add lemon zest, lemon juice, garlic, s&p, and olive oil. Eat on bread or toast.
- salad of hominy and navy beans with lemon, garlic, torn ham, and a little bit of romano, add olive oil and seasonings to taste. It could be a cold bean salad.
>head on over to youtube
>type in school lunch (or other mom clickbait)
>post results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXTJUw4bxBk
> All that sugar
> Lowfat milk and yogurt
oh my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPcRde8cGgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFq1xmfLqz8
What is the proper way to prepare and cook human meat? This is a question I've wondered about for sometime. Not that I would ever try such a delicacy as cannibalism is wrong, but this is merely for curiosity. Plus my girlfriend told me that she wanted me to eat her, so...
>>8285253
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439299/I-fried-piece-rump-steak-ate-sprouts-German-cannibal-ate-gay-lover-permission-describes-went-killing-eating-him.html
>>8285253
Is your girlfriend white? Because if she's not then I would definitely recommend eating her ass, it's probably nice and fatty, lots of beef, probably really tender.
>>8285253
Go die somewhere, you useless faggot.
Is amaranthus a meme?
Is it good? is it bad?
Is it worth it for health?
Atleast it is tasty with honey and lemon.
Never had amaranth. Your pic looks like a puffed rice cake sort of thing. How's the texture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZn7k5rZLQ
Yeah, sounds good, i liked tarja better tho...
>>8285201
Chewy.
What can one do to make this more exciting?
Put fruit in it or mix it with vodka (or both..).
Use it as lube faggot
>>8285113
You can whip it to make it creamy and fluffy. Just make according to directions, and refrigerate. When it's about 3/4 of the way set, take it out and whip it with an electric mixer. Whip it until it becomes fluffy and creamy-ish. Then eat it with some fruit on top.
I have a question - how do you score very large loaves of bread so that they end up with a more pleasing shape and appearance? Whenever I need to bake BIG loaves (pictured are 4lbs each, I'm taking them to an early Thanksgiving celebration dinner tonight) oven spring tends to turn the loaf into a blob/balloon shape. If you look at my picture you'll see that although the scoring did its job and allowed the loaves to expand evenly, they're not very appealing. What do I need to do better?
>>8284862
Your bread looks fine, don't be a testicle poacher.
>>8284862
answer might be in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuKstAWof4
>>8284862
Your bread looks really good OP, probably tastes great too. Screw appearances.
hot to make the best spicy meatball
how is meatball formed
I'm italian and have never had a spicy meatball
>>8284623
sad
>>8284623
Which hand gesture do you use to indicate that?
Why isn't it called a BIG MC? Rather than a BIG MAC
Or just the MCBIG?
>>8284466
Because
Because they didnt want their flagship product to be named after a fat irish man
>>8284649
And having it named after a fat trucker called Mac is way better right?
Anyone know where I can get edible cockroaches online?
someone probably does
online
cockroaches are bad tasting
Have you ever bartered for something using food as currency?
>>8284038
You just made this thread
I took a girl out for dinner in trade for a BJ.
It's called dating.
When my family owned a pizza place I didn't pay for weed, because I supplied pizza to potheads who hung around my house and brought weed that I smoked and didn't pay for
>this is a fondue party mike...
Wow. Now I want Taco Bell.
If I eat at Taco Bell, will it piss this cuck off? Because I want to punch this fagbrain right in the handlebars
Where do you guys find fondue parties in your city? My wife's son and I are very interested in the fondue party scene but don't really know where to start.
Where were you when Kraftkar from Norway was crowned World Champion Cheese 2016?
>>8283830
I was in a pub in London.
>>8283830
Shitposting and drinking tea
In Norway
Now this is a pizza
do americans really think that this is pizza?
>>8283413
It IS a pizza.
Pizza comes in many forms and all types are good and all traditions worthy of respect.
wow nice pizza.
take a look at this pizza it looks very good.
Why does sangria taste like butter
>>8283327
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why does cilantro taste like feces?
>>8283335
why do you know what feces taste like?