I don't have the energy to learn how to cook decent food. What do? I've been living alone for 12 years, and during all these years I've been eating shit.
start cooking, you will improve over time
>>9348913
I also only have a small shit kitchenette.
>>9348917
Post a pic. You can cook some amazing shit with very limited equipment.
I eat meat at every meal, I'd like to reduce that to one meal a day.
What are some good tasting vegetarian(no vegan shit) dishes to mix into my diet?
Grass soop with lemon.You can put tofu there too.
Fried spring greens are pretty nice.
They're a fairly sweet cabbage leaf so frying them hard adds a tasty contrasting bitterness.
>>9348793
Those are the best omelettes ever. Gotta put diced tomato on top like at IHOP, it really brings the dish together.
Is it safe to eat activated sweet potato
>>9348749
Just stick them in the dirt and get infinite free sweet potatoes for life. The sweet potato industry does not want you to know this.
>the yam industry hates this anon
>See how he got free yams for life with this one simple trick
>>9349220
>going up against Big Potato
Brave man
>recipes that require use of food processor
>>9348662
Just use a blender bruh.
>>9348716
you mean mortar & pestle
>>9348719
You mean your bare hands
What is the nost popular cheap, high energy density food for labours from your region?
Potato
Black coffee and a turkey sandwich
I think sugar is 50-70 cents a pound
Which is about 2 cups and 1546 calories
>beer
we swallow air in order for us to pallet it at all, and yet some people unironically like its taste?
let's all call this plebian drink for what it is. Peasant fodder.
>>9348452
And what is your drink of choice?
Some absinthe to match your lime green trilby?
>>9348452
mohammed pls.
You can't even spell palette or plebeian correctly, and think yourself superior to others?
i put a mixture of hot sauce and ketchup on my fries tonight
was pretty good
would recommend
>>9348449
bump
>>9348449
I put sauce bernaise and curry ketchup on mine
>>9348449
Nice of you op. I prefer mayo on my fries
chimichanga!
its just a deep-fried burrito.
>>9348430
>just a deep-fried burrito
>just
>JUST
man, fuck your faggot ass
>>9348430
>it's
how do we stop them?
>slit appears when opened
HOT
>>9348336
these are good but they're full price for a bag like half the size fuck you nabisco
>>9348336
Where's my burnt toe nail and piss flavored Oreos?
Meals you can make from mostly canned goods.
Pick related is
half a can of refried beans,
Half can spinach
Three slices of cheese
3 oz cubed rotissery chicken
Salsa
Sour cream
Heat it all in the microwave and wala
Better than it looks thats for sure.
What do you make that similar when there is no time for real cooking?
>>9348224
Not enough cannabis in the world to make that shit seem appealing.
>>9348248
Think of it as like a spicy spinach creamy dip
nice try, you're not getting my recipe for fourpot.
So all I got is 1 kg of rice, eggs, packed sausages, ketchup, mayonnaise and salt. What can I cook?
Make fried rice buns, cook sausage, mix ketchup and mayo together, assemble into a sandwich
scramble the eggs in the cooked rice with more salt, mix ketchup and mayo together as sauce.
>put a few chickenwings in the micro
>set for :30
>actually set for 3:00
That the third time this year ive had to clear the house of smoke
>>9348190
Why would chicken wings nuked for 3 minutes fill your house with smoke? I nuke stuff for 5+ minutes all the time and that never happens. I call BS.
>chicken wings in micro
Wëw lad
>>9348190
>not eating cold chicken wings
You're missing out dude
How pathetic is it to go to a sushi restaurant alone to eat a ton of sushi? It's been 4 years since I've eaten a piece of sushi. I miss it so much
>>9348154
Why don't you go with a friend, anon?
>>9348154
not pathetic, especially as long as it's not a shit place
sit at the bar with the sushi chef
Go at lull hours and sit at the bar.
Order up some sake and just chat with the chef while eating.
It's good times. Although, I'm an incredibly lonely person, so it's pretty typical stuff for me.
What are the best pizza toppings
More pizza
>>9348144
underrated xD
>>9348127
These koreans near me put little potato wedges, ham, bacon, sausage, creme fraiche, cheddar and mozzarella..... and corn... on their best-selling pizza
It's actually pretty good, also the crust is filled with sweet potato mousse
Heya /ck/, my 1 year anniversary is coming up and I want to cook something good for my boyfriend. Mind you, this can't be some ordinary steak dinner, I already did that for 6 months. This one needs to be something special and very fancy. Any ideas?
Well, what's your competency level? Do you our him have any allergies? How much time and money are you willing to put into this meal?
I'm a relatively good cook as I've been told, neither of us have allergies, and I'm willing to put in maybe 4 hours max. The only problem I can see is that I don't make that much money. I'm willing to save up but it probably can't be more than $100
Congrats on being gay with your bf for a whole year, you should feed him your butthole for dessert