Okay coo/ck/s,
You are competing on a cooking show and are given a very large bag of potato smiles and are told you can use anything you want to make a dish with them, but the smiles MUST be used in the dish. What do you make?
sliders with the smiles for buns
>>8331844
who even eats that shit? i have never tried them myself nor seen anyone i know eat them.
>>8331849
That is not the question at hand.
pic related
i'm not sure what you're getting at
>>8331371
I wanted to like this so bad. I'm from the south and spicy fried chicken is one of my favorite foods. This is way too fucking salty though.
>>8331371
For me, it's the mcchsickne, the best fastfood hicken.
Whats the best way to eat a candy cane and why is it biting off little pieces and sucking on them?
>inb4suckonthewholethingplebs
It's literally shaped to stick up your ass.
grind it into dust and snort it.
>>8331339
I go in straight edge and then put it all in my mouth when I get to the hook
>+10 flavorfulness to any savory dish
>>8331090
>+10 clogging your arteries
>>8332802
>being a baby boomer with a weak heart
>>8333015
>not being a fat ass
This is the best dried fruit. They taste like caramel
>chopped up and put in oats
>dropping one or two in a soup/stew for sweetness
>cut in half and stuffed with chopped nuts
Give me some more uses for these tasty motherfuckers
>>8330999
Good with cheese
>>8330999
Go to your local middle eastern store and buy them 'fresh' in a vacuum-sealed bag.
You will love them even more.
>>8330999
i used to love these until a friend pointed out their similarity to [spoiler]dried roaches[/spoiler] and now i have a hard time eating them
Describe your order at Subway and rate
Pepperoni
Salami
Provalone
Spinach
Red onions
Olives
Italian Herb bread
Double mayo
^8/10 seems like a good combo
subway club (ham, roast beef, turkey)
provalone
not toasted
lettuce
tom
onion
peppercini
chipotle mayo
salt and pepper
>Sweet onion chicken teriyaki on honey oat
>provolone cheese
>meat heated and then sandwich toasted
>lettuce
>spinach
>black olives
>banana peppers
>tomatoes (picky about this,subway has shitty tomatoes)
>bell peppers
>salt and pepper
>sweet onion sauce
Absolutely fantastic for being a shitty sandwich fast food place. 7/10
Subway is fast food, crappy food. That being said, my order is as follows:
6" honey oat
cold cut combo (yay fake meat!)
American cheese (fake cheese on my fake meat, please)
lettuce
tomato
olives
picklespicklespickles (moar sodium!)
Mayo if I'm not giving any fucks that day, which if I'm at Subway, I'm probably not.
Buying myself some bourbon online lads, looking to get a decent bottle that ive never tried for christmas.
Im already ordering a Willet's so not that and willing to spend up to like £70-80 but dont mind if its cheaper, and preferably a single barrel if possible
My favourites are Blantons Gold, Elijah 12 and Four Rose SB
EagleRarefags get out, your swill is shit and i dont want your '''''opinion'''''
There's already a thread
>>8329509
>>8330643
Can you not post pictures like this please? This triggered me.
Thank you.
>>8330704
/pol/ detected
Hey /ck/, I need your help!
When I was a kid, my mum use to bake some chrismas "cookies", but she lost the recipe and don't know the name of these cakes. Nor does she remembers the precise ingredients. Maybe you can help.
It's probably from germanic or saxon origin.
It's basically a cookie dough, but with a lot of different spices (like maybe 7 different), and some seedless raisins and candied fruits. It's composed of two layers of the dough, with melted chocolate (most likely with a bit of butter) in the middle. For the cooking, you just roll the first layer of dough, add the chocolate, then cover with the second layer and bake. When it's done, it's then cut in small pieces.
I've been looking for the precise recipe for literally years, to no avail. Can you help?
Bump. For great justice.
>>8329877
>It's probably from germanic or saxon origin.
cringe
>>8329877
For me, it's the McChicken, the best christmas cookies of american origin.
>*goes outside and picks some weeds*
>"that will be €500"
>"would you also like to try an expired carrot?"
What did OP mean by this?
>>8327496
He's frustrated about his life and things that are culturally, socially and financially beyond his grasp.
He likes to watch a lot of TV and this forms his opinions and outlook on the world.
He eats a lot of fast food and soda and will drink beer when he has money. He regards wine as elitist and pretentious
He is generally asexual but can be aroused by certain scenarios that were ingrained in his psyche as a child.
Online he will tell you he is an alpha male who voted for Trump but in reality he couldn't be bothered to vote let alone grasp how the electoral process works.
Personal hygiene may be an issue and thus he shuns social situations to negate this.
He knows he should be a better person but is realistic and will not entertain actually embarking on any form of self improvement.
Generally his health is poor and deteriorating slowly but inexorably due to his lifestyle choices.
He will die alone, unloved and without leaving any significant mark on this world. .
>>8327561
On a scale from 1 to Uri Geller, how psychic are you?
>wake up
>remember my petition to bring back eggnog was a success
No need to thank me, lads. A good deed is its own reward.
>>8327425
Finally you wake up with a good feel
What
>>8327425
Bring back eggnog? It was banned before?
What kind of diet should I feed my children if I want them to be athletes? High protein right off the bat?
>>8325067
why do you want your children to be athletes? why not cute and smart and graceful?
Steroids, whey protein, creatine, chicken breast, eggbeaters, broccoli, adderall
The fuck?
They're kids, just don't feed them junk and they'll be fine.
Anyone here raise fowl for eggs besides just chickens?
Any noticeable difference in taste/texture?
Is it worth it?
>>8323969
IVE NEVER HAD GOOSE OR DUCK BUT I HAVE HAD OSTRITCH. IT IS MARKEDLY DIFFERENT TO CHICKEN IN FLAVOR AND TEXTURE. IT WOULD STAND TO REASON OTHER BIRD EGGS WOULD FOLLOW SUIT.
Goose eggs are awesome for baking with. One goose egg is equal to about 3 chicken eggs, and their whites are usually denser as well. Duck eggs are great poached (and all sorts of other ways).
Anyway, it's worth it if you have the space for them. Geese are also great guard birds, they're very territorial and will chase people off your property.
My parents raise their own chickens, but the cost outweighs the benefits. The upside is that my mom treats them like pets and makes sure their feed is outstanding, which results in some high-quality eggs
Does anyone have a decent recipe to make these Yoku Moku cookies? somebody brought a bunch of them into my office last week and now they are almost gone. i've gotten really hooked on them. they are kind of like crepes but are crunchy.
>>8332731
Describe the texture and I can get you on your way to making them. Are they like shortbread? Or oreo-textured? Fortune cookies?
>>8332731
>somebody brought a bunch of them into my office
ask them for the fucking recipe? how autistic are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2EX3H0IXVU
OP you should have looked up "cigar cookies". I believe that's the common name, whereas Yoku Moku is a brand iirc. Hope I helped your fat ass so you can have cigar cookies for days
Eggnog? I've never tried this shit. Is it just a meme or should I indulge during this holiday season?
Eggnog is delicious. Just don't drink it alone, that's sad.
>>8332307
It's pretty tasty.
>>8332307
I mean... it's basically liquid ice cream with booze. No meme, just decadence.
Just bought a smoker
Was thinking beef ribs Sunday.
Any tips?
Open to other ideas just no swine.
>>8332155
NICE
>>8332155
>no swine
go back where you belong
Dumb sandnegro
Go smoke a gay bar