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That's a good lookin' samosa. What is the main dish?

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>>8332220
Damn jealous. Could really go for a takeout lamb vindaloo.

>>8332220

Used my Thanksgiving leftovers to make Turkey Tikka Masala, shit was lit af. Hard to go wrong with Indian dishes.

I was almost certain you were going to say something about your spoon fitting perfectly up the curve of your asshole

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>>8332140
uh oh

>>8332140
Doesn't it always fit perfectly if you angle it correctly?

>>8332111
you probably opened an all you can eat fish and chips. You know, since you guys eat a lot of junk and are fat.

Ketsup.

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We use catfish and cornmeal

how is the beef stew going? what's inside it?

>>8332010
I just ate some old pizza crusts from the carpet of my car. Don't ask. It was all I had.

>>8332284
I can see sage, rosemary, and what looks to be mushrooms. I'm guessing he made a roux based on the thickness of the liquid.
How did I do OP?

t. Fatty

>>8331716
Milk.

Water

>>8331467

Usually with a knife and fork

>>8331467
I shove it up my asshole. How else would you?

>>8331474
While in front of starving orphans

Barely.

>>8331140
Bear isn't bad. Kind of like moose, which is kind of like elk. It's grissly, though.

>>8331140
Like the gamiest animal you will shoot and eat in the U.S.


I hit one with my truck and wound up killing it, Cop said I could keep it.

bear steaks are ok if your hammered drunk, cold, and hungry

>>8331055
Is that a marshmellow? That would taste like shit. Unless my eyes are deceiving me and it's an egg.

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>>8331062

>>8330511
Nigga I was doing that shit before Thanksgiving.

Granted all I had at the time was some Fireball to mix with it, so I was being pretty pleb about it I suppose, but...

No, I'm keto master race.

>>8330511
Started yesterday, still hung over.

Granted, I did chase the eggnog with six or seven beers though.

>>8330463
is that mille-feuille? it is very very good imo desu

>>8330463
it is exactly as good as it looks, which is not very

>>8330476
kys my man

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Is McChicken a pop?

>>8330260
>>8330260
Never tried Dandelion and Burdock have you?

>>8330046
what a masterfully crafted meal
truly the queen of /ck

>>8330046
It's funny because she obviously skim reads a recipe or food idea and just wings it!

In one video she makes a corned beef hash, I used to have a girlfriend from 'up North' and her mother makes it pretty much the same way.

Northerners are funny folk.

>>8330046
do British peeeepooh really live like this? Her kitchen is a pigsty, her food is atrocious, I'm a native English speaker, but sometimes it's like she's speaking a different language.

Oh England, you so crazy

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>>8329374
My mom can't cook worth a shit, and neither could her mom. I can cook better than anyone I live with and Im a twenty-six y/o NEET piece of shit and everyone else is so ashamed they dont even try to cook anymore.

I cook a meal at least once per day, my mother has done less than ten this year and I have to pour FRANK's on everything she makes because its regular white person shit garbage. Unseasoned turkey for thanksgiving and if I didnt do half the dinner id have killed myself.


you?

Marco Pierre White's entire life

>>8329381
I feel like I've made a friend. I'm not NEET anymore though. A year ago I got a part time job that turned into full time and it comes with health insurance through the company plan. I hate it but at least I have somewhere to go during the day and a little disposable income. With that job and the health insurance a lot of the shame has lifted, but still. Anyway, I put that disposable income toward food and cooking for my parents. I cook at least three nights during the week. We don't plan it this way, but I'm strongly considering asking if they'd like me to shop and cook every night during the week and make this our official routine.

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Second plate. That is pork steak and it was delicious

>>8329077
Where are your six plates of dessert, Anon? The chocolate wonderfall is calling your name (is that still a thing there?). Also - you fail because you didn't pick up one of those rolls they have with the honey butter.

>>8329090
You don't have to pick those delicious pillows of dough up, they bring them right to the table!

>>8326487
these cookies are everything i look forward to when waking up

>bait thread this obvious
>does he even try anymore?

>>8326487
I enjoy them knowing they're bad. In reality I buy them at most once a year but when I do they're the best thing ever.