Why do people think that simmering tomatoes in a pot is some incredible, expert-level accomplishment? Don't they realize that the stuff in jars is literally just simmered tomatoes with basil and olive oil and garlic? Or are they so stupid that they just buy whatever random shit without reading the labels, and they therefore assumed that all spaghetti sauce is made of HFCS and bovine growth hormones?
Why are you gay lol?
>>8338033
I wish I could find cheap jars of simmers tomatos garlic and basil, literally everything in the store has sugar and presevatives and all kinds of shit in it. I read the label of everything I buy autistically
I don't think making homemade tomato sauce is some sort of expert-level accomplishment. In fact, I even like jarred tomato sauce. For years my favourite homecooked dish was spaghetti bolognese made with Dolmio jarred sauce. But when I finally learnt to cook, I made the sauce from scratch and realised how much better it tasted. There's nothing wrong with using jarred sauces, but you have to accept that it tastes worse.
Local grocery store was handing out samples of nutella. I took one since I've never actually tried it before.
What's the best way to first experience this chocolate hazelnut spread?
With a spoon and crippling depression
>>8337977
throw it in the trash because more than 3/4ths of it is sugar. get Justin's Chocolate Hazelnut Butter cause it's not grossly packed with filler and garbage
On a crepe is ok.
You'd be better off just making a simple ganache though. Nutella is pretty much just oil and sugar with a tiny bit of chocolate.
Allow me to quickly preface this thread with the intention to convey that it will be a discussion on bettering oneself as a cook, chef, or other general or specific label one wishes to define themselves in the many methods of preparing meals.
/ck/ is a very novel place to post pictures of your recent creations, and sometimes even their respective recipes. There are cook-along threads plenty, and even events such as the yearly challenge where people compete in head-to-head community driven battles to create the most appealing theme based meal. The highlight of these threads are what can be taken away from their kitchen, and incorporated into yours in the never ending pursuit to develop your own style of cooking and the techniques needed to get you there.
The development of a dish is fluid and visceral; as much methodology and precision go into a meal that artistic purview and embodiment of soul do, defining this task as perhaps the most 'human' acts one can accomplish regularly. A daily routine met with both urgency to complete by the hasty or fanfare and exclamation by the foodies. Whether it's viewed as burdensome or pleasurable the fact is it's a necessity of our everyday lives.
I would like to ask you to impress upon myself and the others on this board what type of cook you see yourself as; where you came from, and where you're going. Tonight my belly has been fed and my whiskey drunk, I now crave your experience, stories, tips, regrets and satisfactions to sate my craving of amelioration in this journey we all take.
>>8337936
I learned to cook over a wood stove, 1870's-style, when I was 12. Because of this, I can cook over any heat source. By the time I graduated high school, I was the one cooking dinner. If I didn't cook, my parents would just go out. Went to uni for food science... I'm about to begin living my dream of cooking for the world by working in product development.
>>8337936
First, I think unless you are, or had been for at least a year, working a managerial position in a restaurant you shouldn't consider yourself a chef. Rachel Ray is not a chef. Mario Batali is.
Second, some thoughts on professional cooking and improvement therein. One thing I've learned working a line versus my previous home cooking is that one of the biggest differences in home cooking versus restaurant cooking is efficiency of movement. So you saute the stuff in the pan twice quickly, and let it sit instead of stirring the pan inefficiently for 2 minutes. You know how much salt a certain amount of food needs and can use the right size pinch to get it almost there, and then adjust. You only need one motion to make the swoosh on the plate. You just learn to move more crisply in everything you do because that's the only way to actually be fast. This means you can handle more stuff at once, without running into problems, because each thing you need to do has been compressed into 2 seconds instead of 30. Constant cleanliness and organization (mise en place) are other big factors. Also, remember that in almost any home cooking situation your burners are weak little pussy shits. The reason you have to preheat your cast iron pan for 10 minutes to sear a steak and the reason stir frys are shitty or hugely impractical at home is that you cannot pump enough heat out of the average home range. This is super frustrating if you've ever worked with a good burner. Another big difference from restaurant work is the reality of dishwashing, which makes home cooking a pain in the ass.
Finally, I think one thing that isn't emphasized enough in general basic kitchen equipment (sheet pans, one dutch oven, one casserole dish, two pots, etc) is how useful having a bunch of metal bowls can be. Tossing foods in bowls with oil and seasoning is really efficient. Metal bowls are fucking great. Also, microtweezers are sick for picking shit up.
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ok, /ck/, I was waiting for a 41,200 dollar check and Wells Fargo sent me one from Wells Fargo to Wells Fargo so now I need to wait 4 more days while they write a new check and mail it and then 3 more days for it to clear... so now I'm playing "what can I make from the shit that has been sitting in my cabinet/freezer. Day 1...
Chicken and chicken bouillon with rice, half a pepper, half a lime, and some cilantro.
Day 2, save the broth/bouillon mixture and skim the scum off the top. mix with these noodles, more lime, the other half of the pepper, more of the cilantro, any remaining chicken, and hot sauce to make a poor man's pho. oh yeah, add spinach just to make more "food" so I can eat leftovers later.
Day 3...
rice, curry paste, red lentils. I'll add some butter to mellow out the curry paste since I've no coconut milk...
Day 4...
lemon tuna, spinach, remaining lime and cilantro on rice.
Two famous food deaths.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38162497/inventor-of-the-big-mac-dies-aged-98
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38181144
good riddance
>>8337835
Do we know where Wendy was when these two passed if "natural" causes?
the big mac was invented by Robert Wian, founder of Bob's Big Boy restaurant, in 1937 and subsequently stolen by a McD franchisee
Why do we hate sugar again?
Dr Oz told me to
>>8337818
we don't
everything in moderation (eim)
>he hasn't switch over to palm sugar yet
Rate my Ramen /ck/
>>8337770
>those overcooked eggs
0/10
>>8337773
Don't want to risk salmonella.
>Eat like a poorfag
>Look at other anons' poorfags recipes
>They're not cheap at all. They're actually expensive and a huge waste of money.
The heck? I mean I see people recommending eating McDonalds, but fast food is extremely expensive if you compare it to buying in bulk. Same thing with 99% of meat products, they're all literal theft. All I see is shit like pic related.
>>8337766
Flour. Water. Salt.
Make hardtack. When I was in uni trying to save about 30% or so of my calories was from hardtack.
>>8337766
Is that slices of mango on top of a slice of pineapple?
Because most poorfags are poor because they don't cook.
I subsist mostly off of potatoes and eggs.
Whatcha drinking, /ck/?
>>8337761
Coffee
>>8337761
Whatever gets me fucked the fastest.
>>8337779
Bleach I hope
Rate my first ribeye steak sear
>>8337746
That shit is raw
everything on that plate looks like shit
You know it's done when it sticks to the wall.
What is the verdi/ck/t on Bread Machines?
they're okay if you're really lazy and don't mind rectangular bread.
waste of money
>>8337732
What the fuck is wrong with rectangular bread?
Ì present you, the Shrimp Vulcano!
pls rate
I don't like corn with fried dishes because it always gets cold too fast
Otherwise 7/10 would eat
>>8337681
its tasty yo
>>8337670
Shrimp looks nicely done. Corn would probably be bland, but edible if you used frozen and not canned. Plain white rice? No thank you. I'll assume the sauce is sweat breaking hot which is a plus.
8/10, ignoring rice and substituting deep fried or oven fried potato wedges.
Longshot but I'm moving and have to get rid of a lot of spices and pantry items. Thing is a lot of them are open, because my mom repackaged them before giving them to me. So I can't donate to a food pantry. If any poorfag coo/ck/ in denver metro wants 'em, take 'em, otherwise I guess they're going to the trash. anonwhitesky@mail dot com for specific location, it's near-ish speer and downing. They have to get gone tomorrow or tuesday.
>free "spices" from a 4chan user
>>8337737
Oh chrissake, I was just trying not to be wasteful.
Deserves a bump
>Gourmet vegan donuts
>>8337660
>checkered shirt
>apron in denim
>facial hair
>dat hair
>tatts
What's normally non-vegan about donuts? They don't usually have eggs, do they?
>>8337885
Checkered shirts and stubble mean what exactly? Cause there's some anime loving faggot at my work who wears both
Who here is a pizza lover? I prefer supreme style pizza. What kind of pizza do you like?
I prefer little boy buttholes with dip
>>8337582
Wow i'm not familiar with that kind of pizza.
4 seasons (quattro stagioni)