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>>8345698
Caffeine gives me psychosis

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The tea chart

depends on the catering company. if it's some premium shit that actually has choices and tastes good it'd be nice.

If it's some sodeaux or w/e it's called I'll pass

well seeing as how you don't even buy your own food yet, let alone pay rent, why you don't "get it" is perfectly understandable.

>>8345479
Oh, I must have stumbled upon OP's personal blog, astounding! What a faggot!

>>8344869
THERE ARE NO BEETS ON THIS PIZZA

Needs anchovies.

>>8344869
Crust looks nice and chewy. Too much moisture from the zoomers, peppers, and spinich tho. You put a salad on a nice margherita and somehow forgot the basil. If this was your goal, you did fine. Spread out those toppings better.

Lettuce with cucumber slices and whole cherry tomatoes

>>8344694

A bowl of dry, pitted olives

Fondue with way too much wine, where you can still taste all of the alcohol

Muesli with soy milk and notthegood kind, the grayish brown kinds with no sugar and only added ingredients are coconut shavings and dry banana

Gluten free crackers with a quinoa salad and a full sugar rose soda. Yeah buddy

Highest heat

I've always put the dried or fresh pasta into vigorously boiling water, with a bit of canola oil and salt. Cooked and stirred until al dente, then drained and tossed in a bit of oil, covered, then served. My work place does the same thing, but cools the pasta in an ice bath to 40F, then portioned and held at 40F for later orders to be reheated in a bain-marie.

>>8344470
What would happen if I boiled pasta in oil like fries?

>truffles
>2016

Fuck off.

>>8344343
>i didn't know about truffles since 2016
>they must not have been a thing until 2016
>also I'm 12

>>8344343
>what are artificial flavors

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>>8343989
Just brew some American coffee you Vietnam fucking shit!

>>8344044
Wew lad, if drinking instant folgers is your idea of a good time, I'm terrified by whatever horrors your idea of a bad time might be.

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>>8343989
>Have a Vietnamese friend
>Goes on and on about Vietnamese coffee
>Says they'll get me some since parents sends them care packages but they don't care for coffee
>One night gives me a shitload in small packets
>It's instant coffee

For instant it was good, but they're fucking with me, right?

>>8342639

only pedantic actchullys care if people put ketchup on things.

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>that one guy who takes a little hot sauce bottle with him everywhere he goes

>>8342643
Hillary

Because you're 10 years old now get off 4chainz

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>when people tell me the black and white cookie isn't the best
And if someone tells me my picture is wrong because it was Jerry who said that, FUCK OFF I don't have any images of mad Jerry saved and I'm not googling it right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlLPAIrmqvE

Plastic utensils is cringe? Maybe this semen slurping site isn't for me

Oh no, he's dishonoring the conveyor belt sushi establishment with cutlery and Coca-Cola.

Reflect on your life OP, I'm sure you committing this foe paw would be the least sad thing of all.

>>8337595
Who cares? It is poor fag food, stop being offended by the way it is eaten.

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Eat another jar. It'll dessicate the whole thing with its dry, German aesthetic leaving your insides fresh and clean. Also, your ass will shit with unprecedented precision and engineering

It's a side dish.

>>8336970
Eat a whole box of oatmeal.

It'll plug you up.

However when it passes you may need a new toilet.

No. Starting at the bottom is should go patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, condiments.

>>8335187
This

>>8335187
This guy knows what he's talking about

>>8327559
No, but I work in an extremely professional and senior level Finance position with a group of 5 other guys. Everyone wears suits, drives luxury cars, has 300-500k house.....

Just started working their a month ago. Went out to eat with them. Every fucking one of them eats like this. I've never seen anything like it in my fucking life

>>8327566
Do they open their mouths as wide as they can too?

>dipped his head down to the table instead of bringing it to his mouth.
How far does this become unacceptable?
Because I always lean forward to eat so anything that might fall off the fork lands back on the plate instead of my lap/napkin

>he fell for the ramsay scrambled eggs meme

"Light" sour cream rots in 30 seconds. If you guy 14% Sour cream it last until jerichos horn blasts.

>>8346443
Shit lasts forever, I've got a tub in the fridge that "expired" Sept. 29, 2016. It tastes fine. Expiration dates for the most part (save meat and such) are either for "freshness" or to get you to pitch it and by another. Re. the sour cream, pitch it when it tastes off or grows green/blue mold.

Circa 2007 or so they revamped their salads with delicious ingredients and included really tasty herb pita bread. Loved it! They all closed down around me though. In SoCal here.

>>8345977
they're here in texas
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ

>>8345977
Their meats and cheese were such better quality than Subway that I think it made it hard to turn a profit, especially if the franchise fees were high. Thankfully I have a Primo Subs near me.