Cleanin out the fridge.
>>8347562
Heating up the turkey stock I forgot to strain.
>>8347568
>>8347562
*leftover
how should i cook the shrimp im garnishing a soup with for a fine dining style event. it will be on or beside a small rice mold. should i just cook it scampi style or steam it? what do you recommend /ck/?
forgot to mention they will be headless shrimp we will peel and prepare i was thinking to leave tails on also
>tail on shrimp in soup
ok
>>8347513
so no tail then? there will be a small rice mold in the middle of the small soup i was going to place the 2 shrimp on top of rice mold or beside. i figured it would look nicer. what do you suggest?
How can I make burgers like
>pic related
I always see them in restaurants but I want to be able to make it myself
literally just make it
what the fuck
are you retarded
it's a sandwich
you just make it
like
there's no skill involved at all
>>8347483
But how
a semi showed up amd handed me 6 cases of these new chips ahoy as a new promotion. anyone else seeing these. pretty crazy seeing people walking around with cardboard boxes full of these things
absolutely delicious btw
>>8347211
its a psyop they lace these things with drugs and give them out to make you like human cattle
>>8347211
Are they as delicious as the Thin Oreo variety?
>chefs whom you can trust will make you a decent goddamn sandwich
>>8346914
DELETE THIS
so let's get a thread where we name and rate our favorite food combinations, specifically with sweeter snackier foods
I'll start
>Donuts and coffee
>chocolate and peanut butter
>celery and peanut butter (good poorfag snack)
>bananas and chocolate
>bananas and peanut butter
OP is so American he's a Bald Eagle that shits bullets.
>>8346681
shit I've been found out, I'm an actual bald eagle. Now that that's out of the way, why don't you tell me your superior eurofag snack combinations
>>8346693
Did I say a bullet shitting bald eagle was a bad thing?
>AllRecipes.com
>search by name or single ingredient
>sort by highest rated
>go down the list until I see recipe with 4.5 stars and ~1000 reviews
>is almost always the "classic" version or a recipe or the specific taste I'm looking for
>highest rated review makes it even better
There's nothing wrong with crowdsourcing the efforts of thousands of other people. What's wrong, too 'mainstream' for you?
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>8346658
>Allrecipes
>Find 10 star recipe, 6 million reviews
>Decide to cook it
>Follow the recipe precisely
>Comes out fucking terrible
>Look at the recipe reviews
>5 star 5 star 5 star
>Read one of them
>"I only changed a few things. I doubled X, eliminated Y completely, substituted Z for something else."
>Every review is like this, saying the recipe is great without actually following the recipe at all.
>Learn never to use allrecipes again.
>>8346658
>Search for recipes
>Every recipe is below a 900 word blog post about it
>Actual recipe is sandwiched between big ads
>Sometimes there's no recipe, but a link to where I can find the recipe
This is the worst timeline.
Can we have a kitchen fuck-ups thread? What are some mishaps you have made during years of cooking?
>making beef stroganoff
>slightly delusional from flu medicine coursing through my veins
>accidentally misread the directions and add three cups of flour to recipe
I ended up ordering pizza that night.
>>8346653
>what is fuck off and don't tell me what to do
Does /ck/ like this stuff?
>>8346576
"Like" and 'sometimes require' are two very different things, OP.
>>8346576
I caught my kitchen on fire when I was 20 with a bottle of this.
Lived with my brother, We were drinking having a good time. I was pouring 151 into a gallon jug to mix with pepsi (instead of making 12 mixers each that night). He walked by threw a cigarette in the sink while I was spilling it yelling at him not to do what he was doing.
lost our security deposit
>>8346576
it works great for doing a flombay
only thing works better is everclear 190 if you can even get it where you are
I'm making a bouillabaisse today, anyone have any tips?
>>8346393
Use a variety of fish & shellfish, make your own stock if you can, if not clam juice is a decent substitute, do NOT skip the rouille. Post pics.
You can't make it properly in one day you need to simmer the broth for 24 hours minimum
Which do you prefer, pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie?
i like sweet potato pie but my girlfriend hates it for some reason. if she doesn't fall into line, i don't know what'll happen...
probably we'll buy twice as many pies and i'll selflessly eat more pies.
>>8346174
pumpkin pies are delicious mmm havent had those in ages
>>8346174
Now that the dust has settled, your a fucking ingot.
Cheddar Apple onion bacon pizza
keep memeing it up my man
>classic image.jpg
>>8346027
I don't think that tastes very good OP
What youtube cooking channels do you guys like?
>>8345971
>WATCHING INTERNET COOKING
whooooOOOOAAAAAAA
DAH NUH NAH NAAAAH NUNUNUNAH
Welcome to Kamehameha chicken, how may I take your order?
It's Kakarot Fried Chicken ya stupid fuck
>>8345785
wow even the dragon ball got overweight being in there
No lie I bet there's some fuckhead out there with a restaurant called Kamehameha Chicken where he just makes chicken-based hawaiian dishes. His food probably looks terrible presentation-wise, I bet he doesn't know the first thing about budgeting.
>come home with 6 friends in tow after an afternoon out drinking
>literally haven't eaten since breakfast all starving
>pretty drunk at this point
>throw like 6 burgers, 4 brats, a whole ring of kielbasa and like 3 steaks on the grill
>gotta check on this in a few minutes
>go grab a beer
>get pulled into a beer pong game, and then another one, then another
>one friend invited more people over
>get the music going
>basement rave commences
>so anon I guess we're not doing the bbq then i can order pizza
>oh fuck no no no no no no no no
>fucking seeing double and stumbling out of the basement to get to the grill
>grab the extinguisher on the way up the stairs
>open the door to the deck
>fucking auschwitz
>stinks of burnt meat and dark smoke pluming
>open grill
>literally nothing but little ash piles in the shape of the various meats
>wasted a whole propane tank
https://youtu.be/njew6gJHT2Y
>>8345716
I think that qualifies as a drinking disaster, rather than a cooking disaster.... Drinking probably compelled you to share that much food without giving it a second thought.
>>8345716