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>Moving into a new place with a new roommate I haven't met
>collegelife.jpg
>Tells me not to buy any pans because he has us covered
>Brings really nice pan set when he moves in
>Teflon coated
>See him stirring the saucepan with a fork (who the fuck stirs a saucepan with a fork to begin with?)
>Warn him that that'll scratch the teflon
>"Dude, it's fine, don't plan on doing it again after this"
>Looked at it last week and the pan is covered in scratches
>Scratches are beginning to rust
>Now forced to use a shitty fucking saucepan because I have no money to buy one for myself

oh look it's another thread where teenagers act passive aggressive and cry about shit that's easily fixed

>>8334006

>Uses someone elses stuff
>mad when they do what they want with it

ok

Make a killer fleshlight

I thought that was a shoe

>>8351319
use the recipe where you got the pic.

yawn

>roll out pizza dough
>pour on tomato sauce
>put mozza cheese on top
>add pepperoni slices
>bake at 800F for 3 minutes

violin

>>8351245
you probably didn't notice but this thread is about soup not pizza

retard

>>8351238

???

>>8351233
>what to eat
Literally any wholesome, delicious vegan cuisine

>what not to eat
Any animal torture product at all.

>>8351157
deep fry them

pan fry

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>>8351157
boil them in vinegar and bread crumbs.
pic related.

>>8351101
How many GBP?

>not dino shaped
Why even bother?

I've never made tendies, but I'm made chicken cutlet which is arguably the same thing. I used a mix of rye and dark rye, sourdough and panko, and seasoned the dredge with msg, dry mustard and pepper. Shit was cash.

>Setting your menu from your shopping list, not setting your shopping list from your menu.

You fool.

>>8351083
I can understand why you would think that but it's not the case, just looking to expand my repertoire & hoping to get a look at what other /ck/unts are buying.

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McChicken

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>>8350852
Was this btw. Totally worth no more that $5

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>>8350871
>$9 for cardboard meat and canned cheese

>>8350963
i'd pay 9 bucks to eat her cardboard meat and canned cheese if you catch my drift

The last time I had a pork shoulder, I slow cooked it in my dutch oven. I seared the pork shoulder on all sides, removed from the dutch oven, made the curry gravy described in >>8350681 using pork stock cubes, put the pork shoulder back into the dutch oven and into the curry gravy then put it in the oven to braise a good, long while.

The result were fall-off-the-bone delicious pork that I made into something banh mi like: I stuffed the pork into lengths of split baguette, topped with shreds of pickled radish and carrot, coriander leaves and slices of jalapeño.
Was really rather nice tasting.

Very strongly recommend.

>>8350904
Yeah OP do what tgis Anon said

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I like making mojo.

>>8350547
Give it to someone who likes to drink.

>>8350547

put it in a sauce or use it to flavor some meat or whatever

meme ingredient and all but there's fuck-all else

drink it

I have the same issue. Do you alcoholic? I think when one of my organs got ruined it made me unable to process fats or something. If I eat any dairy, fat, grease, almost anything really, I always have emergency shits for hours and they are lethal to bystanders.

>>8350085
>>8350860
i am alcoholic and had similar problem, i increased fiber intake via oatmeal, bran and water. After a while i could just have bran and milk and am fine now, except ya know the crippling alcoholism

>>8350866
Would a glass of metimucil twice a day help?

Viceroy Jemima is what you're looking for. The ruler of Trinidad.

Get that artificial bullshit out of here.

100% pure maple syrup or go home.

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>>8349767

>>8349574
Why water down your tea? Just let it cool for a couple minutes.

>>8349577
I like it cold

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>>8349574
>>8349595
You know you can make a large pitcher of tea, then put it in the fridge, right?

>>8349377
Yeah he wasn't a fig mint of your imagination

Yes, he was a Kentucky Colonel.

When I was a kid I thought it was "kernel" Sanders because of the corn side dishes.

AMMONIATED

WOW

FUNKY, DIAPERISH SMELL