How do you fu/ck/s use the culinary masterpiece that is le Dorito?
>>8421847
Smash the shit out of it and use it as a breading for various proteins.
I eat it straight from the bag like you're meant to and don't try making shitty food with it that ends up disgusting but you try telling yourself it's great so you don't feel like you wasted time and money.
consomme
How do I god-tier coleslaw?
>>8421740
Grab some cabbage and mix in some mayo that's been sitting in the sun for a few days.
>>8421740
imho would feed to dog
>>8421740
Pomegranate vinegar and fresh cabbage.
Due to a lack of time, i can't waste a lot of my time to make food so if you have any recipes that can be done quickly i'll be happy eat them !
Don't lie, you don't like time. You're just lazy.
>>8421602
>Student
>Lack of time.
lol
Get a spicy Italian sausage and cut into tiny disks. Then begin to grill it.
Make some plain white rice.
Peppers and veggies optional.
Tasty, easy, lasts for a bit, and costs around $5.
Is santoku knife a meme.
I use mine rarely, i love it . But use average joe knife more...
>>8421423
Good if you have to chop up a whole bunch of shit.
I think I bought a mid-range santoku a few years ago just to get through a season in a commercial kitchen. Was on almost full time salad prep.
Why is it so ornate? Is that why it's pricey?
>>8421458
One billion folds so it can slice faster.
Are Hokkaido cheese tarts any good? Or are they just a meme?
>>8421303
It's /ck/, everything is a meme.
First Japanese cheesecake, now this?
Seems to be more cheesy than Japanese cheesecakes are, might give it a try making them.
Bets on how long till these show up in Toronto with 3 hour lines of nu-males waiting for them?
>>8421303
You are so fucking autistic it hurts
Please end your life
Former Sweet Baby Ray's/ Store Brand consumer here. Picked up this stuff tonight and I've been converted.
Is there a better store-bought barbecue sauce than this?
bump for interest
Probably not anything widely available that's better, lot of grocery stores carry stuff from local or regional restaurants that might be worthwhile.
made myself some chicken sausages that were mixed with a ton of seasonings and vegetables, goat gouda strips next to it, a steak that i partially seared then steamed with some onions that i glazed with a habanaro sauce. and some buttered brocoli. how did i do lads?
>>8420740
>steamed steak
just....no.
>>8420744
it's really good. im eating it right now and don't regret it. it's chewy and soft with still a lot of juice.
>>8420740
>steamed steak
wut
I don't like it when my food talks to me.
>>8420544
You didn't felch that coffee correctly.
>>8421210
You have to suck all the froth off the rim. Try again.
I trust you, you're good at this, I know it anon!
>>8421220
Exactly you have to really work the rim to remove any froth.
Hey /ck/ when it comes to Jon Taffer, do any of you guys believe he is just as badass as Gordon Ramsay?
Pic related.
>>8420284
Fuck off Jon no one likes your shitty fake show.
>>8420284
He has a couple of good mixologist people, but I think Chef Ramsay is the better guy since he knows how to run almost any business on his own behalf.
>comparing an foh floor manager to a michelin star chef just because they both have their own reality shows
Wew kid, you've lost the plot.
So was this product a limited time only? Did it do well? I personally really like craft soda like drinking pop shoppe, Jones, Dad's, north star.. etc..
I really liked the taste of it, the real cane sugar gave it a good flavor. The corn sugar coats my mouth with this wired tasting res.
Anyhow. What happened? Why are they not selling this? How can Coke have 4(regular/diet/zero/new) front line flavors of there product yet Pepsi only has 1 ?
http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/07/15/coca-cola-trademark-0b4a31734a241e021cc434dd788f76c14fe552ad-s900-c85.jpg
>>8419945
it's still in stores, they just changed the packaging
>>8419945
Pepsi has the equivalent of regular diet and Zero. Coke life is Stevia coke, so it's fucking garbage.
>>8419958
what the new packaging called?
This was in a stocking my roommate got for Christmas... any thoughts on wth this is used on/for? Looks like a damn metal peanut...
It's "soap" - meant to remove garlic and other pungent smells from your hands.
>>8418881
/thread
OP here... how in the literal fuck are you supposed to infer that?? Does it actually work?
/ck/ gore thread.
/thread
>inb4 can't /thread own post
>>8412581
I miss Sceak. When was the last time that low-hanging pepperoni nipple fuck was here, like 3-4 years ago?
I wonder what he is up to. Hope life is good or at least better for him.
2016 taco of the year thread
>>8393718
top b8 m8
>cheese
>avocado not mashed into guac for tacos
>diced tomato on top of salsa
>lettuce
>store bought salsa
>corn tortilla
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
ITT: culinary red flags
Literly any meat or animal product
>>8417304
mfw my housemate mixes two different flavors of this together and calls it his spaghetti sauce "recipe"
Kroger cinnamon rolls dipped in cane sugar studded with walnuts baked in a dark chocolate honey glaze. (Whip cream optional.)
>>8421256
I love the complimentary semen splurge.
"Whipped cream" ... got it.
>>8421256
>Kroger cinnamon rolls
>dipped in cane sugar
>dark chocolate
>honey glaze
>Whip cream