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You can only post in this thread if you've worked in a kitchen.
FOHfags need not apply.
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>>8421461
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Why are line cooks so convinced that they're hot shit when in reality they're just depressed alcoholics with a poor paying, shitty job with shitty hours that takes over their life?
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I did three years in a maximum security Pizza Hut. I'll never be the same.
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Craft Beers Thread: Best Craft Beers? 2016-12-29 01:03:14 Post No.8412164
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Craft Beers Thread: Best Craft Beers?
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Hey anons, any /beer/fags or /craft-beer/fags here?
What do you drink? And why?
I drink Shiner Bock, Saint Arnold's Lawnmower, and Saint Arnold's Ale Wagger (Bock, Kölsch, and Brown Ale) because it's what my parents used to drink, but I've been wanting to learn more about fancy beers
Also, if OP was looking for a sweet, thick, creamy-ish dark beer, what should he drink? (Pic related)
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(OP here) also pic related
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>>8412166
You from Texas?
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>>8412164
hey stinky, drink this
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I broke down a whole chicken and vacuum packed the bits in 15 minutes. How'd I do?
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Burtty slow. Breaking down a chicken should be a pretty simple thing, like around five minutes max.
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>>8433151
>chicken
you were a mistake OP
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>>8433164
Something tells me OP was (and still is) drunk.
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What are some god tier cheese-based foods I can make?
Bonus points if they are snacks/apps.
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>>8432979
Cheese
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>>8432980
What are the instructions?
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cheese bread
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Do you guys think Macarons would be a good thank you gift? There's this dope spot in my city that makes pretty good Macarons, I was thinking I could give them to this woman who helped me with a fundraiser I'm raising money for. She helped me bring a lot of donors and I want to give her something nice, but I don't know much about her.
How would you guys feel about Macarons as a thank you gift or a token of appreciation?
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Beautifully presented (and tasty) sweets are always appreciated. Cake would be good too, if she has a family to share with.
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>>8432457
Yeah, I think she does have a family.
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They're straight in my book. I wouldn't turn them down. But you're fucked if they have a nut allergy.
My roommate moved out and left a package of "imitation crab" in the freezer. It has been there since September. What is it and what can I do with it?
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>What is it
The hotdog of fish
>what can I do with it?
Make unsatisfying dishes
Or more appropriately throw it in the trash
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+imitation+crab+and+what+can+I+do+with+it%3F
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It's cheap fish made to taste like crab.
You can eat it straight out of the package, it tastes fine enough, otherwise it's good mixed with spaghetti and a little butter and salt
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Anybody else here sick and tired of vegans and vegetarians and "health nuts" preaching about how good fruit is for you? It's absolutely disgusting and brings my blood to a boil.
It's 2016, why are we still eating something we know is bad for us?
Fruit is:
>pure sugar
>has been proven to cause diabetes
>conducive to weight gain and therefore a whole host of health problems
>causes tooth decay
Seriously, fuck fruit! Sugar is sugar, and your body can't tell the difference between an orange and a Snickers bar, so why are we still eating this shit?
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>americans
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>>8431961
No. No one else cares about your faggy little crusade. Go eat some beef jerky or suck some dick like you usually do.
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>>8431961
a simple google search would be able to tell you all of the reasons why you are wrong.
it's easy to hate when you're an ignoramus.
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Hey friends
my gf has been vegetarian for 7 years and has recently decided to start eating meat again for health reasons. What are some good meats/meals we can make to ease the transition over for her. ty senpaitachi
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>>8431292
Bitch doesn't even know how to eat?
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>>8431297
it's more the concern that having been vegetarian for so long for the moral meme argument I don't see giving her a bloody steak or something making her too comfortable with the idea if you get me
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>>8431302
Fish or Chicken
"feminine meats"
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i crave beef jerky but the store has none and it's raining
can i still make it inside ?
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Of course dude just toss some meat of your choice in the pan with some oil on high for an hour, flip ot half way through, then toss it on a baking sheet with some seasoning and stick it in your oven on broil for 6 hours
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You can order like 5lbs of the stuff from Amazon and it comes in 2 days.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PFQNQKK/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1#customerReviews
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>>8431299
i mean making it by hanging in a wire
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What's the best snack to eat with the least amount of residue?
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>>8430869
Baby carrots.
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>>8430894
I should have clarified in the OP, but I want snacks with actual flavor.
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>>8430899
Roasted vegetable chips. Such as kale chips
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How do I clean a grater?
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>>8430726
Dish brush or use a toothbrush if you dont have one
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>>8430735
I don't know why that didn't occur to me previously. Thanks.
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Grate a soap
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name FIVE (5) types of oats that are good
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blueberriy
apple
brown sugar maple syrup
banana
strawberry
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>>8430395
there's only 4 types anon...
steel cut, rolled, express and untreated
all are good but I prefer express I just need to add a lil bit of hot water instead of long cooking.
Delicious with a scoop of ovo.
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Steel cut master race
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what drinks have you tried carbonated.
i recently got a carbonator and decided i't time i got more carbon in my diet.
what can i use it on? it's not like a traditional condiment, and the carbon comes in these weird metallic cartridges. i tried it on a jug of milk, and a jet of air splattered milk everywhere. it blew a hole in my ham sandwich.
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>i tried it on a jug of milk
Good thing you fucked it up then. Carbonated milk is fucking abhorrent, try orange juice or something.
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Wat the fuk am I reading
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>>8429912
are you high dude?
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What's the secret to making your own delicious sauce? Ketchup base? Cumin?
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Same as making delicious food but saucier
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>>8429207
That image gave me an aneurysm trying to figure out what the fuck was happening.
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>>8429207
Just throw any old shit together and label it 'The best delicious sauce you''l ever taste.
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Why is this the best fast food restaurant of all time? 2017-01-03 09:26:08 Post No.8428542
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Why is this the best fast food restaurant of all time?
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Wrong.
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>>8428542
wendys i lov u but u just aint what u used to wuz
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Let me introduce you to our Lord and Savior of the fast food wars.
>Taco Bell