>/ck/
>no noob sticky
Do you have a wiki or something? I want to start cooking simple meals. Specifically high energy, relatively healthy meals.
make eggs
>>8436962
i want to know what to put in my instant noodles
>>8436981
eggs
Ball is the best chicken nugget hands down.
It falls into the sauce and is hard to get back out.
boot
i like the way it kinda hooks itself into my mouth a little when i close my lips on it
Is "the sauce" code for "your mouth"?
>>8436915
>shape with the least amount of volume
you're want to get the least for your money?
bell is where it's at. Stabs true to the center of the sauce, like a mighty harpoon piercing it's prey
Hi. I like cheap food and kiddie food like Cup Noodles, Sesame Chicken, Lo Mein and Chicken Nuggets over adult food like steak. I avoid ordering spaghetti at restaurants with unfamiliar people because it looks funny. What do? I just don't like restaurant food, but I'm getting older and don't get invited to shitty chain restaurants anymore with good options. How do I develop an adult palate?
calling all autists
Start ordering the most unpopular/smelly items on the menu and proceed to judge your dining partners for having baby palates.
>>8436913
i would never do that to my butthole
what eat now /ck/?
start green for health
crunch outside feel
insides warm taste
>>8436874
yeah, edamame is pretty good bro :)
>>8436874
Eat chicken wings
>>8436874
Eat a shotgun shell next
You are such a fucking attention whore
did anyone ever try or consider or research a potato only diet? due to poverty or health or whatever? i guess you can live on potatoes only, it just takes about twenty a day. asking for a friend who's poor.
Twenty potatoes a day with nothing else would likely send you into hyperkalemia within days/weeks.
>>8436682
I read something a while back that if you supplemented your potatoes with a bit of milk and porridge, you could survive indefinitely. Life would be shit though
>20 potatoes a day
You would get ridiculously fat
That being said potatoes have been the primary staple of my diet for about 3 years now, I eat about 5lb every couple days
TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGTMARES
A television first! Instead of visiting a struggling restaurant, Gordon Ramsay on his way to help out a fellow cooking show host, Jack Scalfani.
"It's not juice you idiot, it's fucking blood!"
Who's been getting a lot of negative feedback from his fans.
>close up on botulism cans
"You can kill people with these!"
"I didn't know at the I made the video and as soon as I realized-"
"You teached this on the internet?! FUCK ME!"
But soon he discovers that the kitchen isn't the only thing that's... a nightmare
"Hey, hey, HEY! GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF THAT POOR KID YOU FAT FUCK!"
Keep going
>>8436652
faggot
>>8436652
> wanting the entire episode
How good do you think this is going to get?
Dexy's had the best album of 2016.
Huh?
>>>/mu/
fuck off, ho/mu/
>>8436417
This
so i moved into a new apartment recently that has an electric stove. ive been thinking about buying a butane portable one to cook with when i need one, has anyone ever done this before? is there one you recommend and is it worth it?
buy a charcoal stove. They're popular in japan.
>>8436236
yeah grilled chikens are the best !
open a window op
>>8436236
This. There's nothing comfier than having a charcoal stove in your bedroom. I like to set mine up next to my bed before I go to sleep, then in the morning I can light it and grill some breakfast before I even get up.
Tell me everything I need to know about fish.
Tastes fishy.
>>8436098
how have u never eaten fish before?
>>8436098
It's not supposed to be fresh. Never cook it higher than a core temp of 45°. Give white fish fillets a night in a 6% salt brine to bring out the flakes and texture.
How would you improve this dish, /ck/?
More meat and vegetables instead of grapes
Mustard, anchovies, sun dried tomatoes.
Vodka... but that makes everything better.
>>8435836
I'm not 100% but I think those are juniper berries brah.
>putting bacon on burgers
why
>>8435792
Because it tastes good.
Fucking ruins a burger only shitty chains put bacon on burgers and they do it on EVERY burger.Putting soft burger with tough strips of pork is shit.
>>8435802
Eat your fruit, dum dum. You can't throw away all the fresh toppings and then complain about the consistency of your burnt meat and sugar bread sandwich.
Going to be pan frying steaks since our grill is out of order currently. Should I use canola oil or olive oil? I still dont know the feel method well for determining doneness, but I normally do 5m per side. Should I use medium or high heat always?
Olive oil has too low of a smoke point.
>>8435700
Med-high heat (so you can brown/char each side without overcooking the center); the oil type doesn't matter that much, depending on how you marinate/season the meat
>>8435700
Mario Batali deep fries in EVOO, so do whatever you want.
How do you know when chicken is cooked fully?
Turns white
>>8435670
By touch if you're a good cook, by timer if you're a shitty cook.
>>8435670
When the thermometer reads about 150-155. Carryover will take care of the rest.
I have ground beef and basmati rice. Can you suggest me some things to add to make a quick but complete dish?
I'm interested in your suggestions.
>>8435537
cook the ground beef then mix it in with the rice. then eat it
>>8435537
eggs
potatoes
mushrooms
tomatoes
cilantro
peas
carrots
eggplant
broccoli
spinach
corn
leaf lettuce
ketchup
>>8435537
>Diced tomatoes, raisins, black olives, onions. cumin
>Potatoes, peas, carrots, curry
>Garlic, onions, tomato puree, paprika, kidney beans
How do you like to make your oatmeal /ck/?
Creamy, a little bit chewy, with drizzled honey and milk
Or
Brown sugar, butter, cinnamon
>>8435448
What about a whole lot chewy?
>>8435441
I pretty much only like overnight oatmeal, made with yogurt, frozen berries, cinnamon and sliced almonds.
Or, if I have to cook it, I cook it in milk instead of water, and add fruit, cinnamon, and sliced almonds to it after.