My mom won't try dogfish and I'm 90% sure it's because it has 'dog' in its name, despite being a shark thus completely unrelated to any sort of dog.
Well that's my story god bless.
>>8439403
>eating a shark
why is scandinavia so repulsive?
My mom won't try catfish and I'm 90% sure it's because it has 'cat' in its name, despite being a dolphin thus completely unrelated to any sort of cat.
Well that's my story god bless.
>>8439411
Catfish aren't dolphins.
Pizza Hut is the dullest pizza franchise in the history of pizza franchises. Seriously each greasy pie following a 2 liter of Coke and breadsticks and that sliced cookie thing has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the greasy meats and nasty veggies, the pizzas’ only consistency has been its lack of sauceand ineffective use of toppings, all to make pepperoni stale, to make cheese seem like just grease.
Perhaps the die was cast when the corporate management vetoed the idea of using fresh toppings; they made sure the pizza would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable greasy slop. The Pizza Hut pizza might be anti-vegan (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Dominos' pizza in its refusal of taste, quality and enjoyment. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the P'zone was good though
"No!"
The filling is dreadful; the crust was terrible. As I ate, I noticed that every time I bit into the P'zone, the sauce and grease sprayed out and burned my face.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that happened while eating. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Pizza Hut's menu is so governed by gimmicks and gross "novelty" pizzas that they have no other style of cooking. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Pizza Hut by the same Papa John. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are eating Pizza Hut at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to eat Papa John's." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you eat "Pizza Hut" you are, in fact, trained to eat Papa John's.
Pizza Hut is overly greasy and salty even by chain pizza standards. Yet it somehow manages to barely have any flavor. For me it is Pizza Hut, the worst chain pizza.
>shit was dank in the 80's 90's tho
>Olive Garden
>IHOP
>Five Guys
why are these on the list exactly?
Why is Fatburger never mentioned? Way better than 5 guys
>Perfect veggie consumption media doesn't exi...
looks good tbqh
I'd destroy that whole thing myself
That's not vegan
Have you ever known anybody who doesn't truly wash their dishes? I stayed at a friends place recently as I had offered to take care of their pets for a few days.....
As I sat down to eat dinner one day, I noticed the utensils I had taken out of the drawer were dirty (crusty stuff on the fork, food crusted solid in between the teeth of the knife) and so I thought ah well, threw them in the sink to be washed, and got another fork and knife...only to realize the same exact thing. I ended up going through the whole drawer and not a single utensil was clean, I ended up letting them all soak extensively and washing them all.....
I just don't get it, clearly all they do is quickly run the shit under water and put it back without looking IF that, it takes mere moments to properly wash shit, who would live this way?
>>8439132
I think those people might use a dishwasher instead of the sink. I think we're all guilty of missing a spot now and then though.
>>8439139
There was no dish washer in the joint
>2017
>not using disposable utensils, plates and cups
Fuck dishes man, I can't wait for the Jews to create disposable pots and pans
Who has the healthiest diet on /ck/?
Why do you think yours is healthy?
Someone post the vodka and liver pasta please. I keep forgetting to save it
i only drink wine and eat hardboiled eggs erryday, so I am probably the healthiest here
I eat nothing but subway for breakfast lunch and dinner so therefore in the healthiest.
Alright you Casanovas, what are the best meals to cook for a date (male or female)? Should you always go for three courses? Share your experiences.
Cook up a nice cock that she can roll into her stupid fucking face
>>8438963
something light like a capaccio as starter, maybe see food risotto or home made raviolis and a little sweet as dessert, crême brûlée or chocolate lava cake with cherries.. panties dropping assured
Going to interject right now and establish that by modern standards you should not do anything showy or expensive for a girl until after you've fucked her.
Strictly "I'm doing this awesome thing and you can come along if you want"
>Pillsbury released these with the intention of utterly replacing pop-tarts in the future
>It's 2017 and there hasn't been a toaster strudel commercial in years
>Pop-tarts have retained their marketing efforts and are clearly still popular.
>remember that toaster-strudels started to taste like shit at some point in 05 while pop-tarts continue to hold up.
At what point did the toaster-strudel meme end?
At the point they cost three times as much as pop tarts so... the beginning I guess?
Toaster Strudel....warm, flakey, crisp and soft, some flavors have alright filling, which is gooey similar to actual pastry filling, actual icing
Pop Tarts...hard, cardboard texture dough, cardboard flavor as well, filling is the texture of dried toothpaste and just about all flavors are sickeningly sweet in a cough syrup type fashion, shitty fake hardened icing
>>8438968
>If you tried to cook it so that the filling completely thawed and was warm you'd scorch the outside.
>If you did any less you'd be eating frozen filling, which tasted like shit.
>Regardless of how long it cooked the crust tasted like shit.
The crust of a pop-tart might taste like animal crackers but at least it didn't taste abhorrent.
If you're having trouble aiming with your pepper mill you can try grinding pepper with the cap on then pour the freshly grounded pepper from the cap onto the food. With this method you don't accidentally get pepper all over the stove top and counter top.
>If you're having trouble aiming with your pepper mill
Is this something that actually affects people?
If you're having trouble getting laid, just call OP's mom
>>8439026
>call
just show up and get in line for the train
So, do you 'put that shit on everything'?
i did maybe ten years ago for about a month. can't stand the taste of it anymore.
>>8438842
franks is straight u p NAASTY
>>8438842
Gross. Frank's is for the tasteless masses. Those with exquisite taste know that it is Tobasco that truly improves everything.
Quick, /ck/, I need an answer.
How long does tetra pak-ed stuff stay good after the expiry date? I have some tetra pak potato soup that expired at the end of October, but it was sealed and looks and smells fine. Safe to eat, as long as I bring it to a boil, or am I risking poisoning?
Pic unrelated, but awesome.
it's fine
>>8438555
Don't eat it you fucking loonball.
How did you not notice it for 3 months?
So, I'm eating it. Tastes fine, we'll see if I get sick or not. I let it boil for quite awhile.
But most of the info I found online said it was safe, so we'll find out.
melt the cheese, pleblord
>>8438194
An apple pie without the cheese...
>>8438252
This.
I make for about 22 cents a piece and sell them for $1.05 to the eateries.
They turn around and sell for $3-$3.50
>>8437967
That's pretty standard industry markup.
i make for $0.1 / 100ml
cheapest bottom of the barrel wal mart brand sells for $0.13 /100ml
>>8437967
You should sell them directly to consumers instead
what's a good jar fermenting kit to buy?
Huh?
>>8437953
huh?
like dis
>god's way
Should non plain bagels be sweet or savory? Personally, I don't care for things like cinnamon raisin or things like that, rather have cheese or seed
not sure.
ONION BAGELS RULE
Poppyseed bagels or asiago bagels are top tier
They should be lightly sweet like any good boiled bagel should be.
Savory is best.
Do you guys know of a good resource that shows how long different types of food will last in the refrigerator, cooked and uncooked, before going off?
>>8437421
Sure.
I use www.bing.com
It's like the patricians Google.
dumb pony homo just smell it
>>8437656
Isn't that Stocking from PSG?