If you were an alcohol, what would you be?
>>8456694
Drinkable.
>poor
>meant for ghettos
>more than likely will be thrown against a wall after I've outlived my usefulness
>>8456694
name a better cereal.
Oreo O's
>>8454632
/thread
I don't hate you that much, so I guess I'll let you guys in on it, but you have to keep it to yourself, or else everyone will know and it won't be special.
Hold on while I take pictures.
>>8454388
what the fuck is going on in that picture
>>8454395
You need to go back.
>>8454395
Penguins regurgitate food to feed their young.
Looks like PenPen is feeding Asuka?
Remember when you could smoke in restaurants? I did it years ago, seems like only yesteryear here in Michigan, ate my food and smoked right there after inside the joint
>nicotine toddlers stinking up everything with their cancer pacifiers
Glad those days are over.
>>8451528
Most states you can smoke in, they their ask you to go on the patio or in the place requiring a separate ventilation.
also
>smoking
I guess any anon that responds "kys" you are already doing it
Yes. Donut shops have never been the same.
I cant stop drinking soda but water is just too plain for me.
Whats something better for teeth/health but still tasty?
I've heard that vodka cleans out your system, and even cleans your teeth.
cold tea
club soda
diluted fruit juice
>>8450771
Drink enough vodka and itll turn your ass inside out
What are the best toppings to get on your HSP?
Do you like them /ck/?
it's an ab
>>8450302
I usually bring packs of bacon bits with me to lunch to sprinkle on top
>>8450307
South Australia.... maaaate
Which is the better AB? The blue and white cafe or the red one?
I have never used palmoil. Not sure why, maybe beacause its more expensive than the generic oil. Anyway, in this momemt of my life, I'm inclined to give it a try.
Thats why I ask thee,oh wise ckayers: pros and cons.
>>8460739
It's not particularly good, it's harvested in a shitty manner, and it's carcinogenic.
>>8460935
this, just stick to olive oil. and if you're cooking at high temps use avocado or coconut oil
>Favorite restaurant has a no singles policy
>>8460686
Show them your right hand and stare them straight in the face
>>8460686
Gayest shit I've ever heard. You gotta be memeing
>>8460701
>tfw /tv/ jack threads hit 300
why am i always hungry
cuz u chubby, nigga!
Your insatiable hunger is caused by a high fat diet.
Abstain from fat. It's the best way to control appetite that I've found.
>>8460390
Just a fact of life for being American.
The never ending hunger, thirst and bloodlust.
I want to learn classical french cooking /ck/. I know there are schools for this sort of thing, but I only want to pursue it as a hobby so I don't think that's worth my time. Do any of you know of resources that I can use to self learn classical cooking methods? Cookbooks, video series and the like? Thank you.
>>8460380
I've been cooking from Naomi Pomeroy's Taste and Technique, which is sort of updated classical french methods, very heavy on the technique front.
https://www.amazon.com/Taste-Technique-Recipes-Elevate-Cooking/dp/1607748991
So far i've made a souffle, a rich brown stock that i then turned into french onion soup, buckwheat crepes etc.
I'd be interested in this question as well, however.
>>8460380
>get mcchicken with cheese
>take out patty
>put on banquet spaghetti
>put in microwave
>McChicken Marsala
For cream show a girl and get it from her pants as she sees this amazing meal brought before her
>>8460389
>very heavy on the techniques
This sounds like the sort of thing I'm looking for. I don't want to just follow recipes, I want to get to the appoint where I have good knifework, a broad knowledge of various cooking techniques, and an ability to appraise the quality of the ingredients I'm using and develop an intuition for how to combine flavours to make a tasty and novel dish. Thanks for the post anon.
Found some kangaroo steaks at my local super market. They look super lean. How should I prepare them?
soak it in coca cola.
>>8460353
Grill on barbie. Serve with vegemite and fairy bread.
>add pepper to taste
Why do people say this? Like what other fucking reason would the pepper be added for?
let's all laugh at OP
>>8460309
people are dumb and easy to manipulate, they will eat anything the TV tells them
>>8460309
Its vury god for my anus
If you could pick only 5 or so bits of equipment to cook with e.g saucepans sieves etcwhich you could cook a variety of different meals with what would they be?
large pressure cooker
large cast iron pan
good knife
nested bowls 1-4 liter
wooden spatula
>>8460253
1) Chef's knife
2) Cutting board
3) Wok or dutch oven
4) Spatula or tongs
5) Saucepan
For me I would only need my debit card to purchase a McChicken.
>ask my dad buy to creamy cheese rice-a-roni
>he buys chicken flavor instead
>bitch him out for 5 minutes but his sorrys aren't enough
>he's quietly sobbing in his room rn
>gonna have to beat the shit out of my dad and teach him a lesson
Fuck, I really love creamy cheese rice-a-roni
only a beta male could have produced such a beta male
Get a job, you failure of a human being
>>8460306
>Implying it's from the spiderman blowjob webm
That's from the widowmaker cinematic you pleb
What are some ones you want to try? What are the sauces that pull off being very hot but tasty at the same time? Or just shill your favorites.
i unironically love sriracha
this is my favorite widely available hot sauce
>mfw I came here specifically for a hot sauce thread and it's at the top of the first page
>mfw my Hispanic coworkers say tapatio is too spicy