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>>8445758
Yes, by killing yourself.

Fucking pussy.

Keep them alive and cut pieces of meat from them?

Eat roadkill

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>>8465565
shoulda got Blanton's, rookie.

I always just take shots of liquor, seems like the easiest thing to do, especially if you're trying to drink the whole thing.

Seems like a silly thing to do with what I consider a tasty whiskey though.

>>8465587
That bottle though... do they sell it in the US? I can't say I've ever seen or heard of that brand. Looks delicious.

Slice very thin, "boil" oil
in pan, put 3 minutes each side.
Enjoy.

>>8465312

Just eat it like a banana. How can you know an ingredient well enough to cook with it if you haven't experienced it top to bottom in it's purest form?

>>8465318
i hate raw bananas

>>8465229
Nah, man. All YOU need is a fat cup of bleach - you should try that instead.

>>8465229
>Entrusting your life and health to tumblr fun facts

>>8465542
It is true though, you can live off of potatoes and milk, it's why the potato famine fucked up ireland so hard, they literally only ate one thing, and when it disappeared consequences were disastrous.

And then there's this monster who basically demonstrates the truth to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>8465099
Pork

>>8465099
Bread?

Cole Slaw

So you understand why the fuck I dont eat Pulled Pork Sandwiches.

>>8464960
Do Americans really thank you and enjoy???

I had a green goddess salad from Panera (pretty good actually) a little piece of trout and a glass of vodka.

>>8464973
Just a straight glass of vodka? Why?

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>>8464908
If you admit ignorance at the outset most altruistic cooks will hold your hand and help you cook through a dish.

If you pretend to be a cook when in reality you don't know shit, nobody will care.

>>8464932
I get this but nobody I know is like this. Growing up, my mom always got pissy if I asked a question or tried to cook and everyone at where I work is the same or isn't that good themselves.

I desperately want to learn how to cook on my own but I don't know where to start.

>>8464953
/reddit/cookingforbeginners/

Typical

tendies are made from tenderloin

nuggets are not tendies

nuggers are made from ???

blood

make a ketchup out of red bell pepper

or bbq with brown sugar but sometimes that has tomatoes too

Maybe a mustard based bbq sauce

yeah, at my last spirit cooking event

it wasn't a hit

All milk comes from breasteses.

No, but I like to make cheese out of my own milk every once in awhile
I oughta try pudding next time

>>8464770
Not soy milk
BTFO

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>>8464705
I'm not sure but I can google it for you if your having internet trouble you fucking faggot.

It's generally just eating food that's not nasty salt and grease shit. It's not a very precise expression.

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>>8464705
idk but this is apparently it

>>8464560
What book?

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I went a few weeks ago and my friends let me tell you, the eggplant stole the show. Pic related

>>8464556
Any base beverage will do, hell you could take an Alkiseltzer or Tums and it would likely have the same effect. All you need to do is neutralize acidity...and any base will do if you're retarded enough to eat a ghost pepper.

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>>8464573
Go back

>>8464573
Milk is acidic.

eggs and coffee

Sadness

Steel cut oats with natural peanut butter, a little cream, raspberries, and a mashed up banana. Also coffee or tea.

>>8463927
>What does your pet eat?
meat scraps and kirkland

she eats normal food

Water and sunlight