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a true autist wouldn't review new food. he would order the exact same thing every single time.

>>8490833
Share a few.
I love a good food cringe every now and then.

>>8491236
This. For him it would be the mcchicken. The best fast food sandwich.

typical flyovers

Sounds rather flyover to me.

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>not getting goat flyover store pizza

>>8490698
10/10

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Jesus Christ OP

lacking

looks deliciousness, would eat

i'd dab some of that grease off though

only two minor gripes: you completely murderised the shape and imo i like to have some crust to dip

>>8490222
I know the shape ends up being strange, but that's sort of the fun of it for me.

Grease wasn't bad at all. I think it was the lighting. It was a venison pepperoni with a little added pork fat.

>>8490124
Too many fucking adjectives, turns you into a pretentious fuck. You did not make a "sourdough yeast dough," it's just a fucking sourdough. And I doubt it actually is a sourdough, but whatever. "Homemade pepperoni sausage." Pepperoni is already a sausage. Are you saying took some pepperoni, ground it up, and stuffed it into sausage casing? Here's what your description should have been. "Sourdough crust, pepperoni, jalapeno, black olives, chopped garlic, thyme, oregano."

>I know the shape ends up being strange, but that's sort of the fun of it for me.
It's no fun, it looks like shit. We all know what you're doing. You're going for that faux-rustic artisanal bullshit. Learn to stretch the fucking dough properly. The fucking stoners at Pizza Hut can stretch dough into a circle, why the fuck can't you?

2/10. You get an extra point because I don't think it will kill me if I eat it, but I'm not sure.

Get your shit together, or get a fucking Tombstone.

>>8490058
Thanks.

>>8490074
"Would you like that with complementary butter sauce?"

>>8490131
Do you have any ketchup?

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>>8490055
oil pressed out of toasted red pepper seeds

>>8490055
harissa? chili oil? Horrible pictures...

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How about your burger?

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Or your fruit?

>>8488859
What do you eat it with?

Your fucking hands?

>>8488533
Go get fucked by a thousand dicks OP.

The spicy food will no longer be the reason your asshole hurts.

You're welcome.

>>8488533
Put some yogurt on ur sphincter

>>8488552
I'm trying to get rid of the pain, not replace it.
I appreciate the advice though.

>>8488557
Seems like it would be a sticky affair. Then I might as well just take the 1000 dicks and let them cum there.

buuuuump

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Fuck your plastic ass mixer. Tilt head KA's are for cunt-ass stay at home soccer moms. Should've shelled out the extra $100 so you can actually make pizza dough without stripping the plastic gears on that pos

>>8489116
Well considering the only stainless paddle I can find is for the 8qt professional which runs around $700, its quite a bit more than my artisan was.

Also who the fuck is selling a mixer for $70? Things probably good and fucked.

>>8487668
post the recipe you drunk haggistani

those look pretty gr8

>>8487668
scotch eggs aren't actually scottish

fuck heritageamericans are embarrassing

>>8487530

publix opened near me a few months ago. what exactly is the appeal? their selection seems to be worse than the average grocery story (especially for beer).

my friend told me he likes it for their pre-made stuff, is that mainly why people like publix?

>>8487700
maybe ur publix just sucks but its mainly the comfy atmosphere that no other place can say they have

>>8487702

maybe it's because it just opened, but i'd call publix's atmosphere the opposite of comfy. too many workers go out of their way to ask me if i need any help. i mean if its just one guy then i appreciate the gesture, but its like the guy on the security camera is tracking my location and telling every single employee to come and help me out

i kind of like just browsing the aisles and looking at the options, i don't really want or need anyone to try and get me in and out ASAP.

also they didn't have self checkout, so fuck that noise, i'll stay with Harris Teeter

>>8486086

nothing about it is bad

>>8486086
I've never seen a thing wrong with it. I think the fear of the stuff was probably based on the same kind of racism that speculates about the meat in Chinese restaurants being cat or dog.

I don't see an issue with it. The website on the other hand, fuck that.

Raw salsa is not available commercially in most places, and it has a better texture than cooked.

What if you grow your own tomatoes.

>>8484424
depends on the salsa you tard

if I want a smooth sauce, then yea ill buy from the store

but if I go chunky? you bet your ass its fresh. I don't want soggy bullshit all up in my grill. Salsa verde can be bought from a store decently, but it generally gets more smoky if you cook it yourself.

but yea if you go out and buy fucking Tostitos chunky discharge sauce you should shove the jar up your ass and break it

Jiro dreams of sushi and Food are both on Netflix, not sure about YouTube but great to watch

i saw hot coffee, it tries to portray that old sow that sued mcdonalds as some old poor lady who got her pussy burnt off when really she was a greedy greasy deadbeat.

>>8483528
The coffee was too hot, tho.

THE SALAD IS RAW YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>>8492206

Need a hotter pan for that steak searing

>>8492206
Why not just eat a steak with salad on the side? Something is telling me salad dressing and steak do not go together too well.