2017 is already getting better. Eating a Grand Mac right now. It tastes like Freedom and America being great again.
>halal
for me, it's the McChicken
>limited time
FUCK, YOUUUUUUUU
If you were forced to choose, would you pick bottom-shelf vodka or bottom-shelf whiskey?
Can I pick rum instead? I guess I'd go vodka gun to my head.
Bottom shelf vodka, all the way. I hate the taste of whisky, it is the first thing I got drunk off of. I was 13, just got back from a run in the summer of Texas, a my parents were gone, so I poored way too much jack Daniels into a cup with some soda and drank it, regretting the decision a quick minute later. The taste of whisky still makes me sick to this day. The taste of cheap vodka reminds me of water bottles without labels at high school parties, which is better.
>>8490595
Is Jack Daniels bottom shelf whisky, because JD is pretty fucking good. It tastes like sourdough bread with an understated malty sweetness and a bit of lime at the end. It's the only whisky I've ever liked (though admittedly, I have delved deep into whisky). It's $14 for a handle of the stuff, so I supposed it's bottom shelf.
Has /ck/ ever tried the Cronut, the world's biggest meme pastry?
are they good?
I tried it for the first time today, actually. It tasted really good, like a buttery cruller. I'd get it again if I felt like splurging. I doubt the price hike is warranted but I'd just make them myself if it bothered me that much.
>>8490298
yup. it's definitely tasty, and definitely in no way worth the hours on line.
Anime characters complain that sweet potatoes will make them fat when a big Murasaki sweet potato has under 200 calories, a fuckton of nutrients and dietary fiber.
Potatoes have such a bad reputation but are actually pretty amazing without extra oil and sour cream and shit
Cool? Maybe they already have problems eating whatever and don't want to add additional calories? Your complaint is confusing.
>>8489785
Sweet potatoes are one of the most nutritionally dense foods on the planet, but anything can make a person fat if they eat too much. Except paper.
>>8489826
potatoes are good for you
Anyone remember Brachs Rocks?
No.
Didn't they call them Dino Eggs at first?
>>8488147
fuck yeah haha
Hey, we're getting pizza. What kind do you guys want?
>Cheese!
>Pepperoni!
Ok, and now that the kids ordered, what do the adults want?
Italian sausage and onion.
>Ordering anything but Left Beef
Black olives, anchovies, maybe some fresh tomato slices.
ITT: foods you can't eat because of a bad experience
>went through opiate withdrawal on airplane ride from PA to CA, barfing the whole time, sweating, and shitting my brains out
>arrive in SF, hungry because haven't eaten anything in a few days but still feeling gross
>"oh hey, In-N-Out, I heard they're really good"
>Eat half a burger and fries, animal style
>immediately barf in trash can, but it's the kind with the flap, I end up blowing chunks all over the can and floor
>it tastes like when I ate it but now it's coming out of my nose
Same thing happened with coffee with lightener also, now I can only take it black
>love mushrooms as a kid
>get a pizza from olive garden covered in mushrooms
>get food poisioning
>to this day, I can't even think about mushrooms without feeling sick
I've tried reintroducing my body to them, but I just can't do it for some reason.
>>8476021
Wow you are degenerate
kebab
>visit a kebab joint on a regular basis
>have eaten their stuff a ton of times
>one day they suddenly close down
>turns out it was because of 'health hazards'
but that's not the end of it, i would've been glad if that was JUST it
>it was closed down because one of the chefs was caught on tape jacking off into the container with garlic sauce
guess what my favourite sauce was
i've probably swallowed like a gallon of cum unknowingly
haven't eaten a kebab ever since
Steak is disgusting.
your mom is disgusting
>>8493667
Samsung makes sinks?
Steak is horribly gross
what should be done with people who disrepect super-premiums by deigning not to enjoy them straight up?
srsly, bro's, its a major insult to, once offered a prime shot to dilute or bastardize it. Unforgiveable.
>>8493598
It's their money, they can do whatever the fuck they want with it. It's not like a well done steak. Nothing had to die so they could ruin it...
>>8493602
if I offer to you, its my money
if you don't drink it as I do, its a slap in my face.
what country are you from?
vodka priced over $30 (very conservatively) is probably the biggest meme beverage out there
Now just what the hell am I supposed to do with THIS, /ck/?
>>8493181
I think hawaiians eat that as a snack
Cook it, probably
Sous vide it
whats the point of these? theyre not even sharp, you can just cut shit with the side of your fork and its less dishes to do later. i always leave em clean and put em back in the drawer
>>8493111
they're great for butter.
>>8493111
You know what that kind of knife is called, OP?
A butter knife.
Take a wild fucking guess what it's used for.
>>8493111
I bet OP holds his fork overhanded and uses his fingers of the opposing hand too.
Haha so true xD
>>8493036
You're a fig pie.
>>8493036
If you don't delete this fucking thread I'm going to find your little sister.
>>8493068
Light the grill, the fire rises.
so ck, a friend of mine is starting a ketogenic diet because muh gains or some shit like that and
i want to impress him (and maybe get in his pants) with my mad cooking skills, what dishes and drinks exist that are keto friendly? i havent been able to find anything except tea but most tea is awful without sugar so you cant do that either
please send help, also general low carb diet discussion thread i guess
7 eggs
4 pieces of bacon
Straight vodka
Wala
>>8492825
if you give me avocado on a good steak ill suck your dick
>>8493003
This. Absolutely magnifico
Just don't make him something gay like cauliflower pizza, OP
Recommend me a good kettle to boil honey wulong tea and watch Princess Mononoke!
FUCK YOU
>>8492740
Re-watched it recently. Not as good as I remembered it.
>>8492740
Anything with a large handle so you can fit your fat ham hands in there
What should my brother and I get ck?
>>8492723
Sesame chicken and pan fried dumplings, maybe some wonton soup, fried rice obviously
ask for a chinese menu and tell them you want authentic
>>8492732
fuck off faggot