How often does /ck/ shit? What are the qualities of your shits like? Is it a pleasant experience for you, or do you loathe your time on the toilet?
Averaging about 2 shits a day myself. Usually pretty enjoyable, but i ate some extra spicy chili last night and am paying the price right now
I have chron's so it's all over the place. I'm scared tho because i've had a bloody green shit for five days now. Seriously my toilet looks like christmas. I've also been taking lithium in that time so that could be it too.
>>8530196
Bipolar too?
>>8530196
Hey i dont have crhons but i go like 8-10 times a day. Tried a few medications got an upper and lower gi and still dont know wtf is wrong
Only known long term cure would be hgh which permanently slows bowel movement but idk if a doc would perscribe it for this :(
I've worked in hospitality for 16 years in all departments, from dishy to line to prep to chef de partie to sous, then FOH and everything that involves. My family is 6th generation hospitality, from cooks to hoteliers, from dish pigs to owners of multiple hotels. I now travel the world as a hospo consultant, and have worked on every continent except antartica, and I am funded by various breweries, distilleries, kitchens and educational concerns in developing markets to spread knowledge and passion. The worst thing about this board is that every time i correct anyone on anything the thread dies, be it on alcohol, food, service or etiquette.
Please let me spread some info on literally anything, because I love to and every time I do I seem to kill threads.
But what is the best sandwich?
>>8529584
please tell me what i need to spend on a restaurant kitchen when starting a new restaurant with seating for 60, also how do you go about finding good deals for it
What really distinguishes a good restaurant from a bad restaurant, and a sustainable restaurant from one that closes down in six months?
>fish eaters will defend this
enjoy your mercury poisoning /ck/
>>8527793
I will, faggot.
Does anyone know ANYONE who has mercury poisoning? I certainly don't. I know who is being a faggot right now, though, and his name is OP.
>>8527819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease
Coming soon to a local waterway near you
QUICK POST YOUR FAVORITE DESSERTS
>>8524622
looks yummy anon! >___<
Impossible pudding. Couldn't find an image of the way my mum used to make it (less stiff, more custard-y), just in pie form. Still rocks.
What frying pans are good? needing replacement and considering to skip nonstick pans if they are not good
if you're doing eggs, just get a nonstick
ib4 some guy does amazing eggs in stainless or something
stainless is pretty good otherwise
ceramic for a pan is sort of odd but do what you gotta do
cast iron is heavy, but ok. good for steaks
Get a restaurant supply aluminum, a lodge cast iron, and a cheap non-stick if you make eggs frequently. That should set you back ~$50.
After that you should get a sense of what you like/need and move on to stainless steel, enameled cast iron, and carbon steel.
>>8520606
And if you're going to be lazy and just get one pan, but don't really know what you're doing, better to get something like an Analon hard anodized non-stick than a deBuyer mineral B, which you you need to put effort into to get results out of.
I'm thinking about buying a yogurt maker and was wondering if anyone has experience doing this?
I spend a bit buying greek yogurt, flavored yogurt for my baby & kefir. Seems like I could make it for much less
They aren't really even that expensive:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DDXWX0Q/ref=twister_B00NX99AY2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
>>8530385
Sure, I've made yogurt.
I don't see why you need to buy a silly device for it though.
>>8530385
Just use a crockpot. Yogurt makers are a silly meme
>>8530392
>meme
Retard.
It's time
go ahead and kys
Monitoring this thread.
what's in the bag
enough bacon?
Post meme foods
I'll miss those bastards.
Pumpkin spice anything
kale
Why does my cooked chicken smell? I buy chicken breast, bring it home, brine for 15 mins, bake, and freeze in zip lock bags. Once frozen, they smell like sulfur. They don't smell when raw or after reheating. I also haven't gotten sick from eating these every day for months.
why aren't you freezing the raw chicken and cooking for each meal?
My freezer smells fine too btw.
>>8529851
Cooking in one batch per week is more convenient.
>>8529843
What's jack doing in a chicken suit?
What should be the first thing I make in my new fancy pressure cooker? Pic related.
>$250
I don't know what you should make, but I hope you use it a lot.
Bread
>>8529662
Don't worry, I'm not poor
What is your proffered light roast?
>>8529513
>proffered
>verb: to hold out (something) to someone for acceptance; offer.
Yemen Mokka from Happy Mug.
It's just perfect.
Tarrazu from George Howell
Sometimes more expensive isn't better
My fellow Americans, (and those of you that enjoy american football),
The Super Bowl is upon us. I flat out refuse to make ribs, wings, chili, nachos and basically all the same crap that you need a prilosec to get down.
Decent Super Bowl menu? Criteria:
>must be able to cook ahead of time
>at least some items can be eaten with fingers
>won't spill when people watching the game suddenly stand up to cheer
>might nod to the american traditions of spicy, saucy, tangy meat but still be elevated.
I was thinking about some kind of BBQ beef sushi roll, little Bahn Mi with Super Bowl type meats instead of ching chong meat. I have about 30 lbs of venison, too - maybe some kind of terrine of venison with crackers?
i don't know. What are you making?
>>8529347
summer/spring rolls, tempura platter (shrimp,vegetables,w/e)
>>8529347
People eating at your shit party aren't the kind of people to jump and and cheer, trust me.
I bet 3/4 of them don't even understand the rules.
>>8529347
Calcium carbonate, jesus Christ you people are detached from reality to take indigestion pills that take 16 hours to work properly.
How much water am I actually supposed to drink a day. is the 8 cups meme real? I usually drink about a liter of water every day and my piss is light yellow or just clear by the end of the day. thoughts?
>>8529296
About 5 or 8.
My mom's a water doctor
The more the better basically
inb4 water poisoning/"Hold your wee for a Wii"
I don't even drink water anymore. I just hook up IV fluids while I game all day. Clear pee erryay.
why is it always Salt & Pepper ?
why not Salt & Chili Powder ?
why not Salt & Ground Cinnamon ?
why not Salt & Garlic Powder ?
>>8529177
because it's pepper, now fuck off.
>It's another episode of "kid thinks he knows stuff"
Because pepper crushes all those things
Because Rome used a lot of it and spread that use to a lot of places