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Worst things you've seen fat people do with food 2017-02-04 09:43:52 Post No.8539810
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Worst things you've seen fat people do with food
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>have fat roommate for half a year
>would put ground beef in the slow cooker with some kind of canned soup or spaghetti sauce, without draining any grease
>eats it over pasta
>a regular snack was biscuits cut in half, smothered in butter and sugar, topped with jam
>her idea of making vegetables taste good was to cram as many calories into them as possible
>all vegetables were drowning in some combination of sugary sauce, cheese, butter, animal fat, etc
>tried some brussel sprouts she made once and almost threw up from the coating of bacon grease covering my mouth
>always had diarrhea so I stopped sharing a bathroom with her and started using the one in the basement
>gets mad or cries if you question her eating habits
>also ate fast food almost daily
>how do people get like this
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Put a stick of butter in coffee grounds and eating it.
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>>8539856
What the fuck? Are you joking?
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And she still wouldn't let you smash :(
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How did they do it? How do they fool white people into thinking they're stuff is special just because it's in a different language?
Seriously,I'm fed up of this meme. "bruh Japanese whiskey,knives,tea,beef lmao xD"
Shut the fuck up. Japan doesn't have the best whiskey because you find a dozen better whiskies in Scotland and USA alone. No,it doesn't have the best knives because Germany has the best kitchenware. No,it doesn't have the best tea because India does. Last,and oh certainly not least,this stupid fucking epic kobe beef horseshit. Literally hang yourselves you disgusting ferrets. Ireland has the best beef but I'll admit that's debatable among other counties.
Weebs...no. I won't blame it on them. It's those dumb fucking white autists who think "wow,japan is such an exotic and different country so everything must be better" whiteboys that are too blame.
FUCK YOU
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dude, calm the fuck down.
if you want to get away from the
>dumb fucking white autists
then leave this site.
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dude but they like massage the cows lol
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>>8545893
Everything in Japan is made by bushido artisans faggot. They're objectively better, get over it.
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>made this pasta bake with 1kg chicken breast, 750 grams of pasta, baby broccoli, 2 capsicum, 2 onions, 1 zucchini, 1 carrot and a lot of cheese
>took me 3 days to eat the whole thing by myself
>cost me 60 AUD to make
3 days isn't a long time and $60 is alot of money. I need to make meals which will last me longer and are cheaper. For some reason I just don't feel full unless I gorge on food.
Any ideas /ck/?
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>>8544694
Americans call anything slightly spicy "pepper".
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>>8544690
In what world do those ingredients cost 60 bucks?
>1kg chicken - $9
>1kg pasta spirals - $1.30
>1kg onions - $3
>1 zucchini - $1
>2 capsicum - $3.4
>bag of carrots - $3
>1kg cheese - $6
Even if you went with more expensive cheese, that's a lot less than 60 fucking bucks. Plus you have a bag of carrots and onions left over.
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>>8544690
Use less cheese, less chicken, more vegetables.
Vegetables are much more filling than meat or cheese is. Also usually less expensive unless you live in fucking Detroit or something.
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It's official, I'm definitely going to be broke as fuck for the next 10 years (at least). What are some good, cheap dishes? I hear rice and beans is good, but how should I season them so it's not bland and shitty?
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That's a long time mate, but trying different kinds of beans and rice make for a fun variety of dishes and tastes. I like using fish sauce, it's really good on beans, rice or both.
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>>8540571
eggs are breddy cheap to as a quick protein source
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>>8540571
Did you get paralyzed in an accident or something? Was there a "this town's not big enough for the two of us" situation, in which you were exiled under the threat of death? Do you have to pay child support? What is going on here.
Are these not the most gorgeous fried eggs you've ever seen?
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no these are
also this is now a mother of all egg sandwiches thread
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>>8539924
that looks disgusting
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>>8539920
Looks p good
Just moved to Israel, please tell me how I am supposed to deal with kosher food. Can't eat pork, can't eat shellfish, can't mix dairy and meat (so no cheeseburgers, pepperoni pizza, anything of that sort). Supermarket steak costs $25 for 100 grams and I have know idea which fucking cut it is because the only cut available here is "entrecote" (Israelis are clueless that this is literally just meaningless French culinary babble, especially when coming from McDonalds where you can buy a $12 200 gram hamburger from "entrecote" meat). "Salad" means tomato + cucumber diced and tossed in olive oil and lemon juice, nothing more complicated than that. Cheese only comes in two varieties, "yellow" and "white". National food consists of chicken schnitzel with pasta tossed in ketchup.
Kill me. Just fucking kill me. Trump, build a fucking ocean wall.
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>>8542343
Wherever you moved from, I strongly suggest you move back. Even if you moved from Greece...
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>>8542343
OY VEY
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Hope you like fish and olives, because that's what they fucking have in spades over there.
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Tonight we begin a proud tradidion on /ck/ so get your beer and packing tape and get in here! We shall procure said materials and meet back in 75 minutes.
What you will need:
1: beer, canned
2: tape, preferably wide
Hope to see you anons soon!
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>>8540846
I have a 6 pack of Lagunitas Brown Shugga. Is it's like 10%abv so maybe I'll be drunk enough to tape 6 empty bottles togeather.
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>>8540896
No. Just kidding, as long as you're drinking, you're more than welcome to stick around. Hopefully someone wants to tape up some cans with me tho...
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shit, thought there would be more interest. Yes, I don't know how to build a computer...
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What are your go-to meals when you're feeling too lazy to put much effort into prep/cooking but don't want to get takeaway or freezer garbage?
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Rice. Just a big fucking bowl of rice with whatever seasoning thrown into the rice cooker.
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>>8538303
Pic related made while I was drunk. Medium rare beef tenderloin, roast potatoes, all dumped on a plate. Took me I don't know, 20 minutes? It's just searing the steak in a pan for 2 minutes on each side and then putting it into a 400F oven for 5 or 6 minutes and letting it rest. Sometimes when I am really fucking drunk I'll just do that slice it up into relatively thick strips and put it in a baguette with a bit of Bearnaise sauce or something. Only did that twice but it is fucking good as fuck.
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This shit ain't even hot
what's better hot sauce
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>>8536294
El Yucateco
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El chupacabra
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It's not hot, but it has good flavor
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/Coffee/ General: Autism Station Edition 2017-02-03 05:32:41 Post No.8534835
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/Coffee/ General: Autism Station Edition
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2017-02-03 05:32:41
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Anything coffee! Leave your pourover recipes, fun coffee drinks, and your autism stations.
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i'm about to grind some fresh ethiopian beans in my burr grinder, coarse grind.
mesh & paper filtration for cold brew in approx. 18 hours.
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>inb4 dark roast mold fag
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What are you making or eating during the superbowl?
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>>8538571
I have better things to do than watch Brady have an easy win handed to him
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>>8538571
i haven't spoken to another person for a month
also niggerball isn't even a sport. Formula 1 is a real sport.
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Don't they hold it in October? A bit far ahead for me to plan, but I'm definitely voting for either the Yankees or the Mets. I consider myself a down-to-earth individual who fully supports petty franchise sports gossip. As long as our local team wins, the details are less important.
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How much pizza can you eat in one sitting?
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>>8538160
The most food I have ever eaten in one sitting was about 2kg of food, so I'm assuming 2kg of pizza. I would need a lot of weed beforehand tho...
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idk like 5 or 6
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>>8538160
I order a large double pepperoni pizza from dominoes. If I am extra hungry I might order another small one maybe like meat lovers or bbq chicken and ranch
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Does anyone else think that craft beer is becoming too mainstream? I can appreciate the artisanal aspect of it as much as anyone else but the hobby is becoming diluted by le IPA normies that think blue moon is a craft beer.
I dunno. I just don't want to be associated with beta nu-males which is what the craft beer industry has become.
I think it's time to switch to whiskey.
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>beta nu-males
you mean regular normal people who can interact with women without spilling their spaghetti all over the floor and stuttering something about holding the door open?
>I think it's time to switch to whiskey.
I have a better idea: bleach
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Who fucking cares it tastes good.
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i like it but it pisses me off at the same time
i was ordering kegs from a u-brew place where they make the beer in house according to your specifications and it was goat tier and literally craft beer but my lame hipster friends turned their noses up at it because "ewwwwww-brew" until i invented some faggy hipster brand name for it and suddenly it was so great
fucking posers don't know taste
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DELICIOUS SMOKED MEATS GENERAL 2017-02-04 09:54:35 Post No.8538485
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DELICIOUS SMOKED MEATS GENERAL
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Anyone else busting out the smoker for the Super Bowl? Went to the butcher today and picked up a brisket, rack of St. Louis ribs, and some sausage links. Was thinking 10 hours for the brisket, 6 for the ribs, 2 for the sausage. Have a combo of peach and maple wood chips to use.
Game starts at 6:30 est and I want everyone to start eating at least a half hour before. The brisket needs to sit wrapped in a cooler undisturbed for 2 hours after cooking, which puts it going on the smoker around 6:00am. Most likely I'll prep everything the night before.
The things we do for love I guess.
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>>8538485
10-13 for the brisket, 4-6 for the ribs 2 for the sausage sounds about right.
come back with pics. i look forward to seeing your smoked meats.
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>>8538485
you can smoke my meat.
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>>8538485
I'm doing an 8 lb pork shoulder for probably 8 or 9 hours on hickory for pulled pork sandwiches
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vegan here asking a hypothetical question. what's the best way to sabotage your local butcher?
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you should just save everyone some time, call the cops on yourself and describe whatever crime you are planning to carry out
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>>8536934
By killing yourself so he loses your business.
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>>8536934
Kill yourself and store your meat in his freezer