>browsing /ck/ while hungry
Hey let's kill OP's hunger
>>9356165
all he has to do is browse the cooking challenge thread
>>9356159
>on diet
>doing well
>start maining /ck/ because /tv/ went to shit
>fall off diet
>start diet over
>repeat every 5 days for two months
thoughts?
Protein. Got a problem?
Must be a fucking vegan.
>>9356126
UMA
>>9356126
Authentic mexican food holmes.
Viva la raza.
What drink should I pair with my snack? These pretzels are making me thirsty.
>>9356071
I c wut u did there.
Also, beer.
I hope they are synders hanover pretzels
Just have water. Goes well with the massive carb spike. Pretzels are my go to snack
Bavarian "Obazda".
Gonna throw a funeral banquet for my main man Harambe, what foods should I make? Everyone's gonna have their dicks out so it's got to be really good so people aren't awkward.
>>9355933
i always use penis themed food at my gay orgies so i'd suggest that
>>9355933
is it really the anniversary of that?
Banana Cream Pie
Jello Shots shaped like bullets
A toddler cake
i love this sauce
me too
>>9355543
TIL how to say duck like a spic
Hi /ck/! I'm planning on hosting a dinner party/get together with some friends, and I'm thinking about doing Steak Diane. If you guys could give me some recipies/something to go along with it (I was thinking Fondant Potatoes or Hassleback) that would be great. Thanks!
Just roast some potatoes and make a side green salad with a balsamic vinaigrette dressing.
Anyone want a hot pocket?
No thanks
>>9354734
stick penis in it (h3h3)
do americans really eat this?
>start keto diet
>never feel full
>so sick of food I can barely stomach the 2000 calorie maintenance
>keto 1 week now
/fit/ memed me. I'm dieting and felt great on 1000 calorie high carb diet, now I feel like shit eating twice as much restraining myself from enjoying proper meals.
What's wrong with people they'd willingly follow a high fat diet, let alone hardline keto? High carb is more healthy anyway. It's proven 60% carb, 15% protein creates the greatest life expectancy with sample sizes of literally billions to draw data from.
http://chartsbin.com/view/1160
http://chartsbin.com/view/1154
http://chartsbin.com/view/1156
http://chartsbin.com/view/1157
>>9354693
Most people lack the self control to just eat what they want in moderate amounts so as to not exceed maintenance, so they need to follow a set of memes to make it harder on themselves.
this is why you don't follow meme internet diets. if you're really overweight your best bet is just eating a 500 calorie deficit each day and exercising a few times a week.
things like carb-cycling are legit, and pseudo-ketogenic diets can work, but from what i've heard they're really only ideal if you're already at a low bodyfat percentage (8-10%) and you're trying to cut down to have body-builder tier definition. one other thing: going on a full keto diet for a long period of time can be dangerous.
>>9354693
eat less than 2000 you fucking idiot
If you never feel full, lower carb intake to ~20g.
It's 2017 why are you still making regular mac and cheese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mr3pgfynXo
eh i put vegemite in, its good
>>9354569
why are you making mac and cheese at all?
>fucking americans
>>9354569
That looks really tasty
Guys, guys, guys. I have what I think may be a great idea.
Hear me out.
i'm listening
>>9354262
So what you do it, you buy both of these things, then heat up the gravy, whether in a microwave or on stovetop, then pour it into a bowl and use it as a dipping sauce for the chips.
You'll want ridged or thick-cut chips, which will hold onto and support the gravy.
What do you think?
>>9354294
Shit idea... Fuck Off Jew Boi
What's your favorite brand of frozen chicken parts?
I'm partial to this here.
They're frozen raw unlike most frozen chicken items.
They're nice and juicy even when baked.
up
What do you think?
Need to try a slice if you want a legitimate critique
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Picnic pork shoulder. Just put it back in the oven to bubble the skin like pork rinds.
late brunch
>>9353681
Visually stunning. The aesthetics are vibrant and challenging. The ketchup design says "this wont be your typical lazy brunch! give me a shot if you dare!"
>Ketchup on eggs
does anyone here have a dehydrator?
i wanna get one, thinking about pic related and wondering if it's worth the cost?
also dehydrator recipes
We have one but stopped using it. Peak ripeness of fruits and vegetables generally coincides with strong sun and hot tems where I am, so we just load up the trays and put them in the car with the windows rolled up. Dries perfectly in 1-2 days. I usually do beef jerky in my smoker or hang from the oven racks. I guess if you don't have any alternatives it would be worth it.
Had nothing but good experiences with excalibur brand. Used it in a professional setting, so it was basically getting used 24/7 for months on end. Never had an issue except when an intern would forget to clean it out.
i just use vodka
Friends, Romans, Gluttons:
Let us compile a list of everything Ketchup pairs with. Doesn't need to be a classic dish, but edible. I'll start with a barely-socially-acceptable dish: Macaroni & cheese with a reduced, hot Ketchup top.
Well-done wagyu ribeye
>>9353106
Be honest, does that taste good? If it does then bravo for shrugging off the haters.