how much does a cheeseburger cost at the mcdonalds closest to you?
1,60€ here, germany. 1€ at central stations in big cities.
Gross. What kind of loser eats at mcdonalds?
>>8546949
How the hell did you sneak a beer into mcdicks? You can't get beer in mcdicks in the land of "freedom."
>>8546949
about a dollar, I think
I can usually make a McGangbang with some fries with a five dollar bill
What is the best soda type? People bully me for it, but on the rare occasion I do drink soda, I always get diet. Even if I get a whiskey coke, I get diet. I'm not fat and work out.
Does anyone else prefer diet for flavor purposes?
>Does anyone else prefer diet for flavor purposes?
Masochists, presumably.
>>8546934
I usually drink diet; my dad's diabetic, so it's what I grew up drinking, so it reminds me of happier times, when I was carefree, young, and not covered in debt and STDs.
Club soda
Burger recipe? I have feta and vegetables at my disposal.
>>8546925
I dunno if this would work but make hamburger patties with fetta mixed inside of it and with veggies on the side.
You should make a feta and vegetables burger.
>>8546925
>burger
>feta
Fuck off
Why did my batter fall off /ck/
>>8546834
Did you coat your chicken in flour before the wet coat?
>>8546834
Because vomit is not a batter. Sorry op. Next time use batter
>>8546841
I see where I've fucked up. No I didn't.
not a big deal because all this shit is going in quesadillas anyway.
I can't fucking cook.
My dad works at Mcdonalds. He said Elon came to mcdonalds one day and he was a real dummy
>>8546794
My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to Carl's Jr. one day and he was a real dummy
>>8546803
My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to Culvers one day and he was a real dummy
>>8546808
My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to hotdog on a stick one day and he was a real dummy
Okay suppose you're set to be executed tomorrow evening for whatever crime (not important for this thread). The warden comes in and asks you to write down what you want for your last meal. It can be as expensive and extravagant as you want, as healthy or unhealthy as you want and you don't have to eat it all. So /b/, what do you order for your last meal?
For me
1. Filet mignon steak or flank steak cooked medium rare
2. Seared sea scallops
3. Crab legs
4. Fried Grouper Sandwich
5. Rock shrimp with JB's Fish Camp Jungle Juice sauce for dipping
6. Mushrooms in a garlic wine sauce
7. Grilled Asparagus
8. Jamaican jerk chicken
9. A good bowl of Beef Pho
10. Homemade chicken and dumplings
11. Homemade chicken pot pie
12. Macaroni and cheese
13. A couple slices of NY style pepperoni pizza
14. A badass hamburger cooked medium
15. A badass hotdog
16. A reuben sandwich
17. Homemade Gumbo
18. Cheese fondue with a sourdough baguette
19. Steamed broccoli and cauliflower with cheese sauce
20. Prosciutto
21. A fruit tray with tangerines, apples, pineapple, mango, watermelon, blueberries, blackberries, pomegranate, and grapes
22. Thanksgiving Turkey with giblet gravy
23. Homemade mashed potatoes
24. Fried chicken
25. Homemade buttermilk biscuits
26. Collard greens
27. Cornbread
28. Lobster tail
29. Rainbow Roll (Sushi)
30. Spaghetti with Marinara
31. Fettuccini Alfredo
32. Seafood Scampi
Yeah that would be my last dinner.
Bump
>>8546740
For me, it's the McChicken
>>8546740
12 cold beer, a good bottle of tequila, a bag of naval oranges, half a dozen lemons, and a salami sandwich with yellow mustard and red onion on rye. My crime would be shooting up a mosque.
What is your workplace's canteen like ?
Mine:
>We can choose between 4 different cafeterias
>In each cafteria we can choose between 4 to 5 main courses
> Two of those are necessarily 'steak with fries" and some sort of homemade pizza (every fucking day)
> One other dish is necessarily Asian
> Sometimes we get some cool shit like Couscous or Paella
>There is a salad bar
> Extra vegetables are free
>We pay about 5 euros for each full meal (Starter, main course, dessert)
>Beverage choices include soda, beer and wine (but people rarely drink alcohol at lunch)
Your turn !
Is everyone on /ck/ unemployed ?
>>8546720
Most peoples workplaces don't have a fuckin "canteen"
>>8546802
I thought it was a legal obligation from employers above a certain number of employees ?
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
They have an open relationship right?
>>8546653
They are completely faithful to each other like all a Jewish couples are.
>>8546675
How can they be completely sure who is on the other side of the sheet though?
>sweet wine
>>8546632
I went out to dinner with my Uncle and his husband the last time he was in town, almost called him a fag when he started talking about how much they both love sweet wine so much
>dry wine
>>8546678
don't embarrass yourself
howdy guys, i should really browse this board more as i genuinely love cooking and the science behind it.
but what brings me here today is
>a baking recipe that uses ALOT of oil
bottom line is that i make cannabis infused cooking oil and while the baked goods i make knock all my friends out, i am left rather unchanged. so im looking for a recipe that takes a substantial amount of oil that is not cooked off, i need to ingest the oil to get the desired affects.
im also going to post on another board about increasing oil potency (just so you know i am trying multiple angles to cure my ailment).
but do you guys have any ideas?
>>8546537
>but do you guys have any ideas?
Yeah. Stop worrying about the recipe and just make more potent oil.
Make sure you're decarbing, and use more/better cannabis.
For me, it's the McChicken
You are probably not decarbing your weed prior to infusing it in oil. Use coconut oil, and liquid soy lecithin in whatever it is you are making. I recommend toll house cookies, because anything else is too convoluted - you risk not using every last drop.
What is the most god teir food delivery vehicle? Why is it the ae86 corolla hatchback? It is quick through the turns when driven correctly, humble, easy to work on & has adequate food storage space. Huge aftermarket upgrade support market.
Good gas miliage.
>>8546520
This is the cooking board. Nobody cares about your chink cartoon garbage car.
>>8546520
We (the locals and I) called it a hachi-roku back in Japan. Have I mentioned I went to Japan? I love the smell of my own farts.
>>8546539
If buying tendies from a drive thru is cooking then call me gordon ramsey you fuck'n prick!
Now back to the topic at hand..... just imagine how many breaded fried tendy heads you could get in the back of one of these 86 things!??
ITT we share pro chef tips for advanced culinary skills
I'll start. Does it seem like you keep having to add more salt to a sauce, soup, or gravy?
PRO CHEF TIP - add a splash of citric acid to it. Adds depth to the flavour.
You can also use some mild vinegars.
Okay then. Carry on making fast food threads you useless retarded niggers
>>8546564
Is this how you are in real life too?
>>8546498
Does it seem like when you're trying to make a thin pizza dough with active dry yeast it always winds up too thick?
PROTIP: Use sourdough starter instead of active dry yeast (pic related.)
Never cleaned shrimp before.
How long will it take me to shell and devein 1lbs of shrimp?
>>8546493
Prob about 15 mins
>>8546502
Thanks!
>>8546493
>How long will it take me to shell and devein 1lbs of shrimp?
How big are the shrimp, anon?
If they're tiny little bastards it could take a half-hour. If they're big it might only take 5 minutes.
Whats the best way to cook flour tortillas?
Microwave
Pan
Pan with oil
>>8546410
toaster
>>8546410
They're already cooked, they wouldn't be tortillas otherwise.
You dont own a tortilla press?
Electric or cast iron are fine.
lunch of spring rolls with peanut sauce and sweet and sour vinegar sauce
how did they make these look like a tight cigar
good mild fishbug taste
damp rice paper
So do people actually like spring rolls or just eat them because they're healthy
I've had spring rolls here and there. And I never liked any of them
>>8546369
Man, these taste so good but I can't help but feeling like a faggot when I eat them because they taste EXACTLY like a semi hard penis in your mouth