How do you cook fried eggs? I always end up with rubber, even if I cook on low heat...I have to wait for it and it still ends up being overcooked in the end, it's like there is a one second period where it goes from snotty to total rubber
>>8547812
use a nonstick pan and lower the heat, pour about 3 tablespoons of water in and cover, this steams the egg from the top while it cooks from the bottom as well, and also helps moderate the pan temperature.
cook for about 3 minutes - don't forget to salt and pepper, plebe.
whalla.
People will come in talking about cast iron and other pans... tell them to fuck right off.
turn down the heat friend. if water sizzles on the pan, its good to go. try a cheap non stick pan. experiment. make a lot of eggs.
It's the one time I use a teflon pan. I fry mine in olive oil on medium heat. Right when I flip it, I turn the heat off and leave it on the element. By the time I get my toast from the toaster and plate ready it's good to go.
Compulsive liars or people who claim they like the taste of alcohol?
My bet's on the latter.
>>8547653
Liberals
>>8547655
Did this post auto-correct from 'latter'?
>>8547658
No. Also, those are apostrophes, not quotation marks.
Rate my din din /ck/
>>8547601
Needs more meat and less cheap nigger juice.
Is that a veggie burger? Automatic 4/10, but it could go lower if you didn't even prepare it properly
>>8547607
Living la vida loca
>>8547612
Nien it's a "millet patty"
http://www.pcworld.com/article/3165332/techology-business/this-robotic-barista-never-needs-a-coffee-break.html
>The robotic arm manning Cafe X at the Metreon shopping center in San Francisco looks very caffeinated as it frantically swings from one side of its enclosed bar to the other.
>Along with the help of two fully automatic coffee machines, the arm can whip up anywhere from one to four drinks a minute, depending on the complexity of the order.
>Customers can place an order either by using the company's smartphone app or through one of the kiosks at the cafe. Once their order is ready, customers receive a four-digit code, which they use to pick up their drink. Efficiency is key.
>"In today's world, you have two options for getting a cup of coffee: you're either in and out with something subpar, or you're waiting in a 15-minute line for a great cappuccino," said Cafe X CEO Henry Hu. "I started Cafe X to eliminate that inherent compromise and give people access to a tasty cup of coffee consistently and conveniently."
>>8547583
Do we have to tip the robot???
>>8547587
No, it needs to be upright to work
>>8547587
yes
how did American piss-water become so popular? I'd rather drink real piss, quite frankly. One time, someone handed me one, and I drank from it and instantly got a headache. How can one country fuck up something so essential to mankind, and enjoy doing it?
>>8547568
You're free to not drink it, you autistic faggot. It's just cheap shit for people to drink at parties. You know, those things you were never invited to.
>>8547568
you've never worked with your hands have you?
>>8547568
>spend more for less like a good goy
Be gone Jew. Your craft beer pandering will not work on us.
So, ham hocks is feet?
I've only ever seen black people eat ham hocks.
>>8547483
my mom uses them for soup. that's it
no, it's part of the rear leg
equivalent to the knee on a human
Milk contains a big package of nutrients that are especially important to bone health,” says Connie M. Weaver, PhD, who directs the nutrition department at Purdue University. “People who don’t drink milk tend to be deficient in them. So it makes good sense to encourage people to consume dairy products.”
Milk is also a good source of potassium -- another compelling reason the USDA committee increased the recommended servings from two to three in 2005, according to Penny Kris-Etherton, PhD, RD, professor of nutrition at Pennsylvania State University, who served on the committee.
Too much sodium and too little potassium together are risk factors for high blood pressure. Unfortunately, most Americans get too much salt and don’t get enough potassium. Milk isn’t the only source, to be sure. Many vegetables and fruits are also rich in potassium. But according to Kris-Etherton, experts hesitated to increase the recommended servings of vegetables, which were already more than most Americans were eating.
“Short of encouraging people to eat more vegetables, we thought the best way to ensure adequate potassium was to recommend low-fat milk,” she tells WebMD.
fuck you
>>8547446
Care to elaborate?
I enjoy drinking milk.
wow it sure is lonely in here. drinking some coffee btw
Made cappuccino today, could not even make a heart art. I need to drink more capp to practice but it's such a waste of good coffee beans, imo
trying to lower my caffeine tolerance, only drink a cup at work and take 100mg before lifting
Was trying to get every last spoonful of peanut butter out of a jar today when I remembered this.
Whatever happened to it? It was supposed to be cheap and easy to manufacture.
Your mom has a monopoly on the cheap and easy market, so they went under. Just like your mom did.
Looking on Wikipedia...
>The finished product will be entirely injection molded using PET plastic. The company claims that the shelf life of its contents, once opened, will match that of a normal peanut butter jar at 3 to 6 months.
>The team is planning on introducing the jar into the peanut butter market and then expanding their design to jelly, salsa, and mayonnaise containers. Each jar is expected to cost $0.13 to manufacture, which is three cents more than the manufacturing cost of a typical peanut butter jar. One cent of each unit's manufacturing cost will be a licensing fee for the Jar with a Twist company.
Sounds almost too good to be true. I'm guessing it just didn't work that well in the real world or they had manufacturing issues.
companies don't want to spend money so that you don't have to replace your peanut butter as often
I want to take my gf to one of those prime places where you need to literally shell out a car payment to have appetizer, main course (prime steak of course) side, dessert and drinks.
has anyone here done this and how would you rate the experience overall?
poorfag here. took my gf out for her birthday a few months back. the place wasn't a michelin joint but definitely the fanciest i've ever eaten at. all told check with tip was like $450. food was great but honestly just having her enjoy the atmosphere of somewhere kinda upscale was worth it
>>8547251
>using the word prime like 800 times
Dude get yourself checked.
>>8547251
If you can't afford to do this and do it anyway, you're just catering to the Jew.
Webms, gifs, hq pics, all of it
r8 my din din
>>8547181
-3/10
>>8547190
you dont like corndogs?
>>8547211
Well even if those were corn tortillas instead of flour they still wouldnt be corn dogs.
Don't put words in my mouth, OP! I love corn dogs
Thoughts on Long John Silver's? They have hush puppies, which are like the best food EVER
>>8547130
>deep fried cornmeal
>best food ever
This is why niggers say we can't cook
sometimes I eat there just to know I'm alive.
but yeah the hush puppies are pretty great
>>8547134
Niggers invented hush puppies
>this triggers the italian
Gyro meat on a pizza would be great if it wasn't smothered in that yogurt sauce.
What is the consensus on 'go 'za?
For me
the best 'za
>>8546961
What is it?