>randomly appear at a mall
>black guy in sweatsuit hands you $12 cash
>he smiles at you and touches his lips before saying "make your choice"
>where are you spending that $12?
My dear god how do I pick?
Probably the chinese place
I'd pick Flavors of Negros; quality food at reasonable prices.
Easy, the weird Asian place that has fried chicken and waffles for some reason. And also Thai tea. Yum.
What's for dinner, /ck/? I was feeling lazy so I just threw together a fritata.
What's up with you cucks and fritatas,
Oh that's lazy is it?
Who the fuck was 'requesting' these? Someone in my house bought a box so I just tried some, and they really are just an entire box of the shitty burned cheezits and tasted fucking awful
I don't get it either, It's for people who suck at cooking a lie and say, "I like it a little burnt"
>>8665582
wtf i've always thought cheez its tasted burnt already
>>8665582
The discard bin of overcooked cheezits requested them.
Why throw away what you can sell?
Hey so /ck/, I'm going to make dinner for my qtpi gf. For the main course I'm making Ratatouille, but I don't know what to serve with it.
Suggestions for the ratatouille?
Suggestions for the side?
General tips?
I'll post results of my cooking it and results of what she says about it.
Just take her to Branson, cultural capital of America.
I don't think most girls like eating rat meat but good luck.
>>8665594
It's french man
I swear this shit is everywhere now. Is it a meme spice? Should I buy some?
>>8665189
Uhh, zataar has been around for thousands of years
Which flyover state are you in?
>>8665290
That's true, but was it ever commonly used by white people in North America? Harissa is another MENA thing that's becoming a meme.
Dip some bread in olive oil and then into za'atar, it's really good.
What's the best last meal 10 bucks can buy?
>>8665047
How ever many you can get for $10
golden corral
>>8665050
It's $1.07 For me,
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRL0Wu5ZX1Y
>>8664930
>tfw a youtube channel you like becomes a meme channel
>>8664955
They were always memey by way of their titles. Not to say their food isn't amazing. I just hate the clickbait.
>>8664930
That was a very nice video
I made some hot dogs, they are better than your hot dogs.
Thyme, parsley, onion dogs.
Post your hot dogs.
>>8664742
"I don't know how to garnish, let me just throw the shit everywhere"
Also fucking ketchup on a hotdog unironically, you need to kill yourself. Never post again.
>>8664742
I had a long hot dog wrapped in a tortilla from a gas station yesterday. I didn't feel good for a few hours after.
those garnishes look like you just threw thyme and onions at the plate at high velocity, it's ugly.
also
>ketchup
leave
Whats the comfiest food to eat when its cold outside?
Thick soup or ramen/pho, hot and liquid
>>8664403
raclette
>>8664403
Oatmeal w/ banana, berries
Have you ever bought a meal for a homeless guy?
no. fuck the homeless.
mostly they're not homeless, they live in rooming houses, collect welfare, and can't supplement their welfare with paper-trail income so they just beg to get cash.
any one of them could easily be a dishwasher or construction site laborer but they won't
I may murder one if I encounter a situation where I can get away with it.
>>8664323
Yes but just the white ones.
No but I buy them entertainment as I throw firecrackers at them as they sleep under the overpass.
It's important to give back.
Why hasn't Jack in the Box ever gotten in any legal trouble over their tacos?
I know there's a whole meme about fast food products not looking like their advertisements, but Jack in the Box's tacos are honestly the only ones that don't even look remotely similar to the adverts.
How have they gotten away with this for so long? How have they never been the target of a lawsuit for false advertising?
For reference, here's what their tacos look like in the adverts.
>>8664270
What's jack in the box? Is it one of those trash establishment in only the most inbred areas like Golden Corral? Ain't none of those in NJ
>>8664280
the rules are as long as it CAN look like that with the ingredients given, then you can advertise it as though it always does
like with burgers, they CAN look like they do if you don't cook the patty, so they just sear it to make it brown and put what is essentially a raw patty on the bun so it looks bigger and more plump
tacobell took it too far with their grilled stuffed nacho though and got into some trouble over it, because their claim was "it can look like the picture if you push all the ingredients to one side"
but ultimately they had to take the item off the menu
What are 'Excuses for unhealthy people with poor diet, inadequate exercise and bad sleep schedules to bitch about their inane frustrations in the morning', Alex
>>8664026
I hate addicts.
Why is caffeine addiction the only socially acceptable one?
For me, it's the bacon egg and cheese.
Ooooohhhhh my favorite!!!!
Tofu bacon!!! Tofu scramble for eggs!! Nutritional yeast based cheese!! All on a vegan everything bagel!!!
I'm vegan!!!!!!!
>>8663550
I don't like eggs.
French toast, yes.
Quiche, no.
>>8663567
I noticed that the Muslim owned delis in NYC tend to use beef bacon, it's mildly disappointing
Ok, I'm back from works
and after the great success of the first thread, I decided to make another
>What are you currently drinking?
Yellow Spot
pretty luxurious after work but gotta treat yourself every now and then
>do you like coffee?
no
>there can be only one
>2017
>not lliving in Scotland to take advantage of cheap single malt
>>8663534
everyone in Scotland is a cunt though
>>8663563
>everyone in Glasgow is a cunt though
Fixed.
Pretty nice living here and having cheap easy access to malts, wish I had stocked up on Ardbeg 10 when it was down to £23 last month
Hello /ck/
I have come down with a sudden flu.
Would you know any foods to help with this?
Flu = Virus
Drink a lot of fluids so I guess soup would be good. Other than that you just have to wait for your body to fight it off.
>>8662461
I just came here to thank you for the blini image.
kot <3 <3 <3