Are steak and cheese pies a thing outside New Zealand? Pic related, a steak and cheese pie you can buy at McDonalds in New Zealand.
>>9375731
Yes.
Now go away and learn to pies.
>>9375731
Unless it's decent steak, mince and cheese is far superior.
Top it off with some Watties sauce and Walla.
>>9375746
mince and cheese is for babies and girls, steak and pepper is for real men
Will the bartender call me a fag if I order one of these on the rocks with some lime?
>>9375522
Seriously? They'd get fired for that kind of stupid shit. They'll serve it to you and judge you silently. Enjoy your tasty drink.
Ordering this drink doesn't make you a fag, but caring what the fucking bartender thinks sure as shit does.
You'll come across like one of those people that actually take a fist directly into their own anus, but if you dress like Tom Wolfe and have any money, you'll be well patronized by the bar staff. They'll still realize you have a few hockey pucks up your anus, but your money is good.
r8 my chaise bargas
I see a very successful career for you working at Applebee's with this kind of talent.
looks like you put some shit in the patties
that's haram
>>9375457
Thats a lot of meat
Alright so I've decided to try and eat healthy so I want to start cooking for myself.
I've been researching for a while now and a lot of articles I've been seeing have said that olive oil is actually bad to cook stuff with.
From what I gathered the consensus is that it's ok with cold things but bad for you if you saute stuff in it and get it to a high temperature.
I was just wondering, maybe if a few of you more experienced friends could help me out on whether this is true and if it is maybe some better alternatives.
Any help would be appreciated.
I know that a lot of you are just going to say look it up, but it's one of those things where you can find 20 of each article saying its good or bad and i just want a real answer from a real person.
>>9375351
Olive oil is so good you can even deep fry with EVOO. You shouldn't, but you could.
Olive oil is fine for cooking most things, it's just RIPPING hot pans set to high heat that you want to avoid with it because the smoke point is lower than most oils.
Sauteing works fine, Roasting things in the oven works fine. Unless you're maxing out your gas you shouldn't have a problem with it.
>tfw literally starving but can't be bothered to get out of bed
It's 3pm by the way
You should just lay there until you die.
Guarantee you won't regret it.
>>9375350
Order pizza.
>>9375369
Not open for another 3 hours. I'll most likely have wasted away by then
are sour skittles the best candy of all time?
>>9375326
No my favorite candy is
>>9375326
if you dont like having gums
>>9375326
How sour are they?
find a flaw
Over dressed. It's not something an amateur can recognize easily, but the best foods in the world embody a cooking method known as "unevenness", or not experiencing the same flavor in every bite. This unevenness of flavors is achieved by a sparse dress of different ingredients at greater length than a single bite, or by creating a complex blend of seasonings and spices that change the way your palette perceives it throughout the course of the meal.
With every bite of that pizza, you'll get jalapeno and what appears to be pineapple. It's a simple dish. Not bad, but not good. Average at best. That is it's largest flaw; it lacks depth.
Dear God. Pineapple is an obvious one, but pickled jalapeños are pretty shit, too.
Oh it's fucking Domino's.
Kill yourself.
Are you alergic to seafood?
Man, I am and it makes me feel sad to know that I can't eat lobster or oyster, I can't even eat shrimp.
I want to pig out a fest of seafood and I can't
>>9375225
What a lovely looking nu-male couple
I am not allergic to seafood, no
>>9375225
Can anybody read the name on the paper towel dispenser so we can figure out who these butt-fuckers are?
Why?
Why would people eat pigeons?
The rats of the sky?
I don't care if you call it a Squab, it's a fucking pigeon
uma delicia
Because they are plentiful and free?
>>9375108
There is a very good fucking reason they're plentiful and free, and you can bet it's not because they're nutritious or delicious.
How to stop burgers getting moist
Fancy burgerfags get out. Best burger only has buns, meat, cheese and ketchup.
Eat them.
Make smaller burgers that you can finish in under half an hour you fucking american
Hey /ck/, it's time for a cook-a-long!
Tonight we'll be making french onion soup. I'm not much a french cook but my grammy grew up in the French countrysides and I learned this from her.
First we cut the ends off...
...then we quarter this fucker.
>>9375025
Don't cut off both ends of the onion, for christ sake.
>tfw stupid Mexican coworkers brings in "food" for everyone and stinks up the entire office
Why does Mexican food smell so bad?
>>9374992
Fuck you ungrateful OP, that looks delicious
>>9374992
Because mexicans can't cook for shit so they drench everything in shitty spices
>>9374992
sounds like a nice person dont be a cunt op.
>look at ramen nutrition info
>20% of sat fat
W-Why?
Rice noodles faggot. Use them.
>sat fat 0g
>>9374734
I'm more worried about
>sodium 70% DV
Really firing up those neurons
>>9374698
Dumb phone poster
>>9374698
>The Vegan Virgin
>The Chad Carnivore
>>9374698
>Stock shelf full of all the tofu we got in from the load
>little qt asian girl asks me if it's really on sale for 99 cents
>das rite
>dick around for 10 minutes
>Come back to an empty shelf
>live in a town with a lot of old, fairly wealthy white people
>as such there are mostly chain restaurants around
>only one restaurant that's actually decent
>Thai place
>regularly go there with gf
>she's one of those women are equal types, tries to pay for meals sometimes
>she's polite to a fault so rather than a 10 minute back and forth I usually just let her get the tip for both of us or something (we split the bill because I'm poor)
>today our server literally ran out of the restaurant and shouted "EXCUSE ME" and tried to ask why I don't tip
>explained that my gf tips for the whole bill usually so that's why I don't tip
>pretty pissed off
Should I go back? It's not like we were screwing him out of a tip or anything, she always tips 20% of the total bill.
Also tipping thread
Pic related
>>9374690
how much did your gf tip?
>>9374713
The bill was $34 total, she tipped 7
>>9374690
lol u asked him draw a dick in your cappuccino?